Urban Comedy Master

"Okay...you're like this..."

After more than ten seconds, Liu Xun said his request. When he finished speaking, the crocodile was no longer excited, but leaned in the cage calmly, and replied after a while: "My old crocodile is also a decent one. Man, oh no, decent crocodile, wouldn't that be too shameless?".

Chapter [-]: Something happened? 【Kneeling for subscription】

"Forget it, I'm leaving!"

As for the crocodile, Liu Xun turned around and left. .

After this walk, the crocodile was frightened, and suddenly became excited again, making the cage extremely loud.

"Brother, big brother, I promise, I promise!!"

After a few moments, the crocodile compromised, and soon it became quiet, and then lay down in the cage, Sven.

Seeing this, Liu Xun was satisfied.

And everyone has long been shocked and speechless by this scene.

The previous lions, tigers, black bears, leopards, and even the current crocodiles were not like beasts at all, but rather like small animals raised by Liu Xun.

"Left paw!"

Soon, Liu Xun shouted in English.

After shouting, the crocodile raised its left paw directly.

""Three One Zero" right paw!"

The second voice came as expected, and the crocodile also raised its right paw.

"Turn over!"

Crocodile rolls over.

"Walk!"

Crocodile:"......"

After a few seconds, he rolled in the only cage.

After several actions, Liu Xun came to the animal trainer again. At this time, the animal trainer had no words to refute. He quickly opened the cage, and then the crocodile climbed out without saying a word.

This crocodile is at least twice the size of an ordinary crocodile, with sharp claws, and a slight movement of its mouth gives the impression of a bloody mouth. It can be said that Liu Xun may not be enough to bite the opponent. (.—)

After escaping from the cage, Liu Xun asked the animal trainer and took a pair of pliers.

"You endure the pain, there is no anesthesia here, just a little pain!" Liu Xun, holding pliers, walked directly to the crocodile lying on the ground, and said indifferently.

"Oh, mom, brother, be gentle!" Hearing Liu Xun's words, the crocodile was terrified, and under its shivering body, it opened its bloody mouth slightly.

"Liu Xun, don't!!!"

"do not!!!"

When the crocodile opened his mouth, Liu Xun directly stuck his head in, which terrified the people around him.

It can be said that the crocodile only needs to close its mouth gently at this time, and Liu Xun will definitely die here.

For this reason, can people not be in a hurry?

However, Liu Xun was not in a hurry.

He stretched his head inwardly on his own, and after stretching, he suddenly felt a stench coming from the pavement.

"Can you brush your teeth?" Liu Xun groaned.

"Shu... brush..." After hearing this, the crocodile wanted to answer, but he opened his mouth wide, how to speak.

"Okay, don't talk!!"

After complaining, Liu Xun endured the stench, found the other's two broken teeth, and immediately pulled the pliers out before he had time to remind. .

With this pull, the painful crocodile slapped wildly, but the upper part of the body did not dare to move at all, the only thing was that its turbid tears slowly remained.

A few minutes later, two notch teeth that had just been pulled out on the ground appeared in everyone's sight.

Although the crocodile was in pain, it was not as tortured as before, and it was a lot easier.

The crocodile, which had regained its power, quickly became alive and vigorous, and also began to perform its performance today.

After the crocodile got on the bus, the parade was completely over.

Before leaving, the crocodile also shouted: "Big brother, come and sit where I have nothing to do, I will let those little brothers perform a unique trick for you!"

It was not the first time Liu Xun heard these words today, so he still smiled slightly and didn't answer anything.

"Liu Xun, how many secrets do you hide?"

"You seem to have been talking to the crocodile just now. I want to ask, what did it say?"

"Yes, yes!"

After the event, Yang Mi, Liu Shishi, and Tang Yan were already looking at each other with admiration, and they asked one by one.

"It asked me to go to its house to sit!"

Liu Xun said half-jokingly.