Urban Comedy Master

Hearing this, even Liu Xun, Yang Mi and the cattle couldn't help but laugh.

However, as actors, their professional qualities are still there, and in just a few seconds, they returned to the performance.

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Chapter [-]: Teacher Guo's challenge? 【Kneeling for subscription】

Chapter [-]: Teacher Guo's challenge?

"You're so talented!" After Liu Xun's success, Yang Mi agreed!

This sentence is so talented that it immediately made the audience burst into laughter. (.—)

Liu Xun ignored his daughter-in-law. His current situation is to solve this matter, so he immediately pointed to the meal on the plate and said, "Then, for example, you are the chicken now, how much does it cost for one piece?"

The herd never thought that the other party was cheating, thinking that the other party was asking themselves, and immediately pretended to force: "Just this one? If you don't have two thousand, you are not qualified to eat it!"

"Where's the chicken head?" Upon hearing that this piece of meat was worth two thousand, Liu Xun was delighted and hurriedly asked.

"Four thousand!" The herd still proudly said!

"Where's the chicken liver?" Liu Xun continued to ask!

"Six thousand!" The herd said enthusiastically. "Three Four Three"

"Where's the chicken kidney?" Seeing that the money was almost enough, Liu Xun finally asked.

The cattle also said without hesitation: "Eight thousand!"

After finishing speaking, Liu Xun said cheerfully to the daughter-in-law beside him, "Enough!"

Yang Mi shouted excitedly from the side: "You are so talented!!!"

This time, after you are too talented, the audience burst into thunderous laughter! ! ! !

Big Fudge is back in the arena! ! !

With two bangs, Teacher Niu Qun's liquidated damages will arrive, which is simply worship. .

Many netizens even said that Liu Xun was rubbing the IQ of the cattle on the ground. It was so funny, and the comedy effect was simply overwhelming.

After some questions were over, the cattle said hospitable: "Aunt, uncle, you also eat, don't eat it alone!"

Liu Xun quickly waved his hand and whispered, "We can't afford it!"

Hearing this, the herd didn't care. After eating a piece of meat, he said again: "Uncle, you can't drink any more. Anyway, you will let me take the chicken away in a while!"

Seeing that the matter had been completed perfectly, Liu Xun decided to showdown, only to see him subconsciously reply in a low voice: "I can't take it away, you can take it away!"

"Go away?" The herd was puzzled?

Seeing the other party's stunned look, Liu Xun began to explain: "This, let me tell you the truth, the chicken you wanted was stewed by your daughter-in-law. According to your request, the method is different, what you want is to fry it. , we are stewing. You have also set the price, and the situation is also the same. If you want to keep the [-] yuan, you can keep it. If you want to take it, you can take it away. Take it away, one piece doesn't move, what do you think?"

After speaking, Yang Mi added: "You are so talented!!!!"

After spitting out these words, Yang Mi kissed Liu Xun again, very excited. .

As for the cattle, he was stunned the whole time, but after seeing this scene, he got up quickly and said: "Uncle and aunt, don't move, please cooperate, I can't smash this chicken in my hand!"

After speaking, the cattle stood directly in front of the camera and began to read the advertisement.

"As soon as people get angry, they are easy to lose their minds. I have been short of heart in the past. Ever since I ate the meat of the egg-laying rooster. I have become smarter. It only costs [-] yuan to eat a piece of meat, it is worth it!!!"

With the end of the herd's words, the sketch ended directly.

As soon as the curtain ended, the audience's applause instantly climaxed, everyone applauded vigorously, and no one was idle.

Even many people were madly wiping their tears, grinning one by one, extremely happy.

.......

After the skit ended, Liu Xun, Yang Mi, and Niu Qun came to the stage of the happy comedian.

"What a comedy master, isn't the burden of sketches a lot of work?" After the three people came over, Mr. Guo started to praise.

Hearing the praise, Liu Xun bowed deeply to the audience with folded hands modestly, and then said, "As long as the audience is happy, the rest is nothing!"

After speaking, there was another wave of goodwill and applause.

"Yang Mi's performance, I've seen it from the beginning to the end. The role of Bai Yun has been deeply remembered by the audience. It's amazing!"

After praising Liu Xun, Teacher Guo started praising Yang Mi again.

Mr. Guo is a special guest on the platform of the happy comedian. The reason why the director invited him is entirely because his emotional intelligence is too high, especially his ability to speak, and every word will not offend anyone.

When Yang Mi heard this compliment, she quickly became humble.

After a few jokes, Mr. Guo also introduced the cattle to all the audience again. …

If the cattle at this time had to be counted, they could only be counted as second-tier stars, but his acting skills must not be said to belong to the old drama group.

After the three people finished their testimonials and after the interaction, when they were about to leave, Teacher Guo left Liu Xun behind.

After staying, Teacher Guo smiled slightly, and then faced Liu Xundao.

"Master Liu, do you know how the outside world is spreading it now?"

As soon as he heard Teacher Guo's words, Liu Xun knew that there must be some tricks in the words, but he couldn't help but answer, so he asked with a slight smile.