Urban Comedy Master

Seeing that the situation is not optimistic, Liu Xun said to Yang Mi, who was crying into tears, "Don't worry, don't get angry, old man.

The head is here, the wife is here, when the time comes, look at me, look at me, the old man, Heihei, the baby is here! "

I don't know if Liu Xun's words had any effect, and Yang Mi's cry gradually became smaller.

But when they got to the edge of the kang, Yang Mi couldn't help but get scared again, Liu Xun quickly reminded in a low voice, "Why are you crying, what are you afraid of, the baby is here, Hei Hei, Hei Hei is here"

The cows were eating chicken and drinking wine. When they saw Liu Xun and Yang Mi, they immediately wondered: "Why is this aunt just like this all of a sudden?"

Hearing Niu Qun's words, Liu Xun hurriedly answered for his wife, "Isn't this the chicken that is about to be taken away? I feel distressed, I have feelings!"

After speaking, Liu Xun took Yang Mi and sat on the kang again. After sitting on the kang, he immediately put the [-] yuan on the table in front of the cattle, and then said: "This is Take the money first!"

Seeing that Liu Xun actually returned the money to himself, Niu Qun thought that the other party was going to breach the contract, and immediately replied: "Uncle, why are you joking, if you breach the contract, you will have to refund [-] yuan!"

Yang Mi, who was on the side, cried again when she heard this: "Woo woo woo!"

Because the sound was suppressed, it sounded a bit like a rooster crowing. Liu Xun was always worried. Seeing his daughter-in-law crowing like this, he quickly stopped his wife: "Why are you crowing?"

As for the cows on the side, he didn't have so many ideas, and asked directly: "Hey, uncle, why didn't you bring the chicken?"

Yang Mi, who was sitting next to Liu Xun, didn't know if she was heartbroken or what, she said directly, "I can't hold it!"

The herd asked dumbfoundedly, "What's wrong?"

Liu Xun hurriedly put out the fire and said, "I'm taking a nap!"

After that, the audience started to burst into laughter again! ! !

What is talking nonsense with your eyes open?This is talking nonsense with your eyes open. .~)

At the same time, the audience's interest was thoroughly aroused.

Because from this paragraph, they felt a situation very clearly.

This situation is that they always feel that Liu Xun is about to start fooling again. Although it hasn't been staged yet, they feel this way.

Speaking of cattle, when he heard Liu Xun's words, he repeated inexplicably, "Chicken take a nap?"

Liu Xun saw that things were over, and he quickly said: "This chicken, even laying eggs and croaking, is tired. Come on, drink!"

After speaking, the two touched the cups, and then ate two pieces of meat from each other.

After doing this, Liu Xun seemed to think of something, and began to ask again: "You said this chicken is so valuable? Don't pay!"

When Niu Qun saw Uncle's question, he didn't care so much, and he wasn't afraid that Uncle would know, so he answered directly: "Uncle, let me tell you the truth, this chicken is worthless if you keep it in your hands. In my hands, I hype it up, and after the hype it's worth it!"

Hearing the herd's words, Liu Xun said weakly, "What if it's stewed?"

The herd was puzzled, but replied subconsciously: "Well? That's also valuable!"

After this sentence ended, the expressions of Liu Xun and Yang Mi also became dramatic. Originally, the two of them were very nervous, but now they became thoughtful. Without much hesitation, Liu Xun followed: "Oh, in other words, this chicken is a famous chicken. Whether it is alive or dead, even if it is eaten and stewed, it is worth money?"

When his words were finished, although there was no laughter in the audience, a scene of crying and laughing suddenly appeared on everyone's face.

Because they found it! ! ! ! !

They found that the big fool is here again! !

This is obviously a set up! !

Waiting for the cattle to dig in!

"I feel the smell of pubic hair!!"

"Is this Nima mentally retarded? That's called haze, haze!!"

"Sure enough, people who haven't read the book are speechless, that's called a conspiracy!!!"

"The big fudge strikes again!!!!"

"Hahahaha, I feel that the cattle will soon be fooled and lame like Mr. Li Daoming!!"

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"Could this be the fourth part of the kidnapping?"

"Congratulations to Teacher Niu Qun, who is about to be fooled successfully!!"

"Ding dong, Liu Xun's talent skill, the big flickering skill, is activated!!!"

.........

Obviously, netizens are more excited about this stage of Liu Xun's performance! ! !

After so long, I finally saw the big flicker appearing again. How could they be unhappy?

Classic routines, familiar recipes, different sketches.

With the frenzied discussion of netizens and the development of the sketch story, the audience at the scene suddenly shouted.

"Fuck, then fool!!"

When the shouting was over, everyone in the audience also shouted.

"Fuck!! Then flick!!"

The thunderous chorus left the audience without any sound other than this sound.