Urban Comedy Master

As soon as these words came out, Sun Yue was stunned, completely stunned.

"Aren't you the one who sings? I'm in a good mood, my heart is flying." However, just when everyone was stunned, Liu Xun began to explain.

When the explanation was over, the audience burst into laughter.

Liu Xun deserves to be Liu Xun, how long has it been?At the beginning of the chapter, I started to shake the burden, and immediately threw out the family name as a burden.

"Can I fly?" After Sun Yue heard this, she sighed helplessly and swung her hands helplessly, complaining at Liu Xun.

However, just when he thought that Liu Xun would not continue to hurt the other party, Liu Xun began to talk about people's weight again: "Why are you getting fat again?!"

Originally, this sentence was not funny, but when everyone saw Sun Yue's figure, hey, good guy, he was fat enough, and the comedy effect was bursting out!

After a burst of laughter, Sun Yue quickly said helplessly: "What is it, what is it?" After speaking, Sun Yue seemed to be very helpless, and then added: "I mean Sun Yue from cross talk!"

On the other hand, Liu Xun, not only did not click, but added fuel to the fire: "Oh, you talk about cross talk? It must be more than [-] pounds, right?"

"This? Does this person weigh more than [-] pounds? Sun Yue is completely helpless, and said with a tone of unrequited love.

Liu Xun did not stop on this topic, and continued: "How many kilograms?"

After saying this, Liu Xun hurriedly leaned over, with a cheap look, with his ears pricked aside. ~)

This scene, full of hilarity, made the audience cheer up at once.

"Two hundred and six!" Under pressure, Sun Yue replied with an embarrassed laugh.

When Liu Xun heard this, he was unhappy, and quickly began to lose: "How about two hundred and sixteen? Dear audience, I always ask him how much he weighs, and he always tells me two hundred and six, two hundred and six, two hundred and six, and later I just understood! That scale is two hundred and six."

"Hahahahahaha!"

"This word is written by Liu Xun!"

"Hahaha, God TM[-] pounds!"

"This is a joke, oh my god, I can't do it, I'm going to die from laughing!"

"I said why my friend saw that he had three hundred pounds in the past, but he insisted that he was two hundred and four. It turned out that their family's weight was only two hundred and four."

I have to say that Liu Xun's funny talent, the stalk that was buried from the beginning, has only exploded now, and it has attracted countless laughter.

"Co-authoring is a shame for me," Sun Yue complained aside.

And Liu Xun ignored his complaints and continued: "How do I know he has more than five hundred pounds?"

"How did you know that?" Sun Yue quickly agreed, he was holding on to his voice, and his role was to serve as a foil.

"Later I saw that he stepped on a scale on each of his feet, and they were both two hundred and sixty-six. I knew that he weighed more than five hundred pounds!"

Soon, Liu Xun said the words, and when he said this, everyone laughed again.

Sun Yue was going to be hacked to death by Liu Xun, a big fool.

When they felt distressed for Sun Yue, they had to admire Liu Xun's ability to write lyrics, and they laughed a few times.

"The big fat man with more than [-] pounds looks down on people like you, can't bear people like you. He doesn't contribute to the society, he eats haise all day long," Soon, the show continued.Liu Xun spoke immediately and turned the topic around.

When everyone heard it, they were looking forward to seeing where Liu Xun was going to start.

Speaking of Sun Yue, when he heard Liu Xun's words, he became angry, and said with an unhappy tone: "... 々 Did you see that there are such people in the society now, I don't care, I don't care, I can't bear it. That can't stand it. It's you!"

Liu Xun said in disapproval, "Who is it?"

Sun Yue stretched out her index finger and pointed at Liu Xun, "You!"

Seeing the other party pointing at him, Liu Xun immediately explained to the audience: "But in today's society, some things are just unbearable!"

"What can't you bear?" Sun Yue asked with doubts in her eyes after being said so.

Liu Xun quickly said, "I went to Xidan to travel two days ago."

Hearing Liu Xun talking about traveling, Sun Yue immediately interrupted: "Tourism? That's called tourism? That's called shopping!"

You know, Xidan is a place in Yanjing, which is equivalent to a commercial street.

Ordinary people hear about traveling, not to mention going abroad, at least it is a scenic spot, but from Liu Xun's mouth (good, good), there are scenic spots outside his home.

Liu Xun didn't care, and continued: "Okay, I'm shopping in Xidan. I'm going to go to the Book Building to buy books to read. The Xidan Book Building has a building with books."

Teacher Sun Yue listened with relish and added by the way: "Sculpture!"

Liu Xun was supplemented, and then said: "Yes, but I walked over and I was so angry that someone scribbled on it, can you bear it?"

For his words, Sun Yue thought to himself that he couldn't bear it, so he quickly echoed: "This is an uncivilized phenomenon of tourism, you can't bear it, what should you do?"

Liu Xun said excitedly, "I boycott them!"

Sun Yue asked suspiciously, "Why do you resist?"

After the question, the audience suddenly laughed and leaned back and forth after seeing Liu Xun's actions in the next scene. . .

Chapter Two Hundred and Seventeen: Playing the Sauce? ? 【Kneeling for subscription】

Chapter Two Hundred and Seventeen: Playing the Sauce? ?

Seeing Liu Xun, he directly picked up the fan on the table. .

Immediately afterwards, he used the tail of the fan as a pen, and regarded the air in front of him as a sculpture, and began to imitate his practice at that time.