Urban Comedy Master

Speaking while performing.

"Comrade, this is your fault. How did your parents educate you? How did the teacher educate you? Shameless!"

After the performance, it naturally attracted the audience's back and forth.

Is this Nima boycotting?

Is this Nima complicit?

People just wrote a name!

This sentence you wrote, let's say it's three lines less! !

The pollution and damage caused are several times more serious than others.

But in the end, you are so shameless to say that others are shameless, how can there be such a shameless person in the world?

Although it was a performance, everyone was brought in, and it was also because they were substituted in that there was such a huge laughter and applause.

"Hey, boycott!" After Sun Yue heard it, she didn't know what to say, and shook her head helplessly.

After Liu Xun complained, he began to complain again: "I'll go home after I've sold the books, and I can't bear it anymore when I get on the bus!"

"What's the matter?" Sun Yue asked.

Liu Xun hurriedly said: "After a while, I got an old lady, sixty or seventy years old. (.—) The aisle is trembling, and I can't stand!"

Sun Yue nodded and agreed: "I'm getting older!"

At this moment, Liu Xun's voice changed: "However, no one gave up his seat on the bus, how annoying do you think?"

Sun Yue couldn't bear it anymore and said, "What kind of quality is this? This?"

Hearing Sun Yue following him, Liu Xun said with an angry expression, "These people, either look down at their phones or pretend to be sleeping, I can't sit still when I see this scene!"

"Clap clap clap!"

When Liu Xun's words were finished, there was a burst of applause from the audience.

Even they forgot how many times they laughed today, and how many times they praised Liu Xun.

But every time, after seeing Liu Xun's sketch, their laughter seemed to be touched (bddd), and they laughed from beginning to end, never stopping.

I can't sit still with anger, this Nima simply can't be funny! ! !

After talking for a long time, I didn't give up my seat! !

Looking back at the show, after listening to the show, Sun Yue didn't seem to have reacted: "Yeah, he's really angry, he's so angry... eh, eh?" So he complained directly: "Wait a minute, you can't sit still when you are so angry?"

"Yes!" Liu Xun replied almost shamelessly.

"Do you have a seat?" Sun Yue looked at Liu Xun with a look of astonishment, her whole body already showing a look of wanting to hit someone.

After Sun Yue finished speaking, Liu Xun seemed to realize his own problem and just wanted to explain, but he didn't know how to explain it. He stood in front of the camera for a long time, and finally buried his head and said one word: "Well"

"Then why don't you let it go?" Sun Yue saw that Liu Xun was so embarrassed. Instead of helping him, Sun Yue continued to ask.

Hearing this, Liu Xun began to play with his fingernails, his whole body looked very unnatural, and it took a long time to say: "I'm tired too!"

"What's this called?" Sun Yue said coldly.

"Don't tell me, there really is a big sister in her thirties, she made me get up!!" Liu Xun seemed to feel embarrassed, and quickly changed the subject.

Sun Yue on the side heard someone wake up Liu Xun, and immediately became interested, listening with curious eyes.

Soon, Liu Xunbian began to imitate the actions of the eldest sister.

I saw Liu Xun standing with a fierce look on his face, slapped the air, and shouted: "Get up for me."

Seeing this, Sun Yue was surprised. Is this the eldest sister?Why so fierce?

Liu Xun ignored Sun Yue's opinion. After imitating the eldest sister, he began to imitate his performance at that time.

"I said, eldest sister, you are not too old. Why do you want me to get up?"

Sun Yue thought to herself, there is nothing wrong with Liu Xun's words, why did Liu Xun get up?

And Liu Xun, after getting Sun Yue's nod, began to imitate the eldest sister again.

He still had a ferocious expression, and then began to imitate the elder sister: "This is my seat!"

After imitating eldest sister, he imitated himself again: "I said eldest sister, why do you prove that this is your seat?"

After he finished speaking, Liu Xun immediately began to imitate the scene of the eldest sister, only to see him saying impatiently: "I am the conductor!"

After the performance of the personal scene, the whole audience laughed completely! ! !

This is so talented! !

A ring is a ring.

Many netizens also immediately began to comment in the live broadcast room.

"The longest road I've traveled is Liu Xun's routine!"

"Skip is hilarious, and comic dialogue is so funny!"

"Obviously won!!"