Urban Comedy Master

"I heard that Liu Xun's program was made up temporarily!"

"Damn it, right? It's so wonderful that it was made up temporarily?"

"Even if this sketch is played on the Spring Festival Evening, I think it's normal, but now Liu Xun made it up temporarily?"

In addition to admiring Liu Xun's funny talent, netizens were also impressed by each other's comedy skills.

It's just this sketch, it's just made up temporarily, it's simply invincible! !

As the discussions continued, Liu Xun was still in his acting skills, and he said like he was spitting bitter water: "After I stand up, I can't stand it anymore!"

"Can't stand it anymore? What's the matter?" Sun Yue asked quickly.

Seeing Sun Yue's question, Liu Xun quickly said: "There are people on the bus, and those who make phone calls are too loud. If you listen to music, take a mobile phone and put it where you want to put it. Forget it, and sing along, you Just listen, what does it mean when you sing it? The point is, there are still people eating on the bus!"

"What happened to the food?" What did you eat?Can't stand it for you? "Sun Yue couldn't help asking.

"Boiled naan!" Liu Xun replied with a tangled face.

"What? What is the braised naan?" Sun Yue was really stunned when he heard the braised naan, because they didn't know what it was. With infinite curiosity, he stretched out his head and asked.

Liu Xun was not pretentious, and explained directly: "It's the one with the toppings and then a piece of naan!"

As soon as he said that, Sun Yue directly waved his hand, and wrote helplessness on his face, and then said: "That's called pizza!".

Chapter [-]: Shameless Liu Xun [Kneeling and begging to subscribe]

Chapter [-]: Shameless Liu Xun [Kneeling and begging to subscribe]

Hearing the word "pizza", Liu Xun seemed to remember it, and it seemed that it was really called "pizza". (.—)

I saw him froze in place, his face full of embarrassment.

This scene matched his previous words, and the audience burst into laughter.

It is estimated that only Liu Xun is the only one who calls the pizza a braised naan.

After the applause ended, the show went on and on.

After Liu Xun was embarrassed, he began to look for topics again, and saw him solemnly say: "It doesn't matter, there are still people who are on the bus."

Sun Yue cooperated and said, "Yo, fall in love."

Then Liu Xun said again: "You said how annoying this is!"

Hearing this, Sun Yue was surprised, and immediately asked, "What's so annoying about this?"

Following Sun Yue's question, Liu Xun said calmly, "It's normal to have a partner, but you can't do it in public, right? Although I haven't found a partner, I'm young."

"Well, you're young...Wait...wait a minute, you said you're young, how old are you?" Liu Xun's words didn't attract Sun Yue's attention at first, but the last sentence made Sun Yue think about it. , so he hurriedly said.

"Twelve or thirteen years old!" Liu Xun seemed to be very sensitive to this question and answered in a low voice. .

When he answered, the audience burst into laughter!

Although Liu Xun is young and handsome, but if he pulls anyone on the road to see him, he will say at least twenty years old. If he dresses more maturely, he will say that he is only twenty-five years old, but now he claims to be twelve or thirteen years old. Can you make people laugh?

Especially those fans on the Internet, they laughed even more and burst into tears, scolding Liu Xun for shameless one by one.

"Hahaha, I'm twelve or thirteen years old, I've seen shameless people, I've never seen such shameless ones!"

"This Nima is twelve or thirteen years old? I look at my one-meter-three younger brother and feel panic!"

"As far as fabrication is concerned, I will serve Liu Xun!"

"Why don't you say that you are born after 00?"

"For the first time I admire a person's shamelessness!"

.........

The audience couldn't bear it, and Sun Yue couldn't bear him either. He didn't even plan to talk about cross talk, he interrupted Liu Xun who was about to speak, and directly sarcastically said, "Your twelve or thirteen-year-old is one meter eight? truth."

Faced with the questioning, Liu Xun also smiled slightly embarrassedly, and then continued to speak disapprovingly: "I'm fourteen!"

"One year old? Tell the truth," Sun Yue hurriedly interrupted again, laughing angrily.

"Less than twenty!" Liu Xun, who was forced to helpless, said again.

This time, it seemed that Sun Yue couldn't bear it anymore. He took a kitchen knife out of nowhere and looked at Liu Xun, as if he would use the knife if he didn't tell the truth.

Seeing this posture, Liu Xun said helplessly: "Less than forty!"

Yes, as soon as these words came out, the audience still burst into laughter. From the beginning of thirteen or fourteen, to less than twenty, and now less than forty, Liu Xun's transformation was simply too funny.

Sun Yue heard Liu Xun tell the truth, immediately put down the knife, and then began to cooperate with the performance.

Soon, the show returned to the main topic again, and Liu Xun said angrily: "If I am in love, I will never fall in love anywhere."

Sun Yue said with a puzzled face: "What's wrong with others?"

Liu Xun continued to say angrily: "It's a public place, these two hug and hug, bite and kiss, I can't bear it."

Sun Yue asked again: "What do you do?"

Liu Xunzhi burst out with a classic sentence: "I boycott them!!"

"How to resist?" Sun Yue was excited when she heard this, and waited with anticipation on her face.