Urban Comedy Master

"What's the matter?" Sun Yue was looking forward to it. He wanted to know what happened.

After cooperatively asking, Liu Xun looked at his eyebrows and said, "He handed me a dollar!!"

With the perfect performance and wacky and funny explanations, the audience burst into laughter.

The unstoppable applause and applause made Liu Xun's cross talk loved by the audience.

There are too many stalks in this sketch. Everyone who laughed had a stomachache, and some even started to regret it. If they knew they would bring painkillers, they are now laughing out loud while the ninja is in pain.

"You said, am I just like a beggar?" Liu Xun said with tears in his eyes, full of joy.

Sun Yue did not comment. He felt that if he did, he was going to get caught.

"Then, I ignored him. I handed him the cigarette butt. Guess what happened to him?" Liu Xun continued.

"What's wrong?" Sun Yue was puzzled!

Faced with Sun Yue's puzzlement, Liu Xun sniffed and said with a hopeless expression, "He handed me ten dollars!"

This time, the audience was no longer laughing, but praying.

They hope that Liu Xun won't talk so fast, they can't laugh anymore! !

Hundreds of spectators in the audience, each with a smiling face, the tears frozen in the corners of their eyes, covering their stomachs and starting to cry out in pain.

At the same time, the malicious barrage in the webcast room also sounded completely.

"Liu Xun!!!! You still sing!!"

"Liu Xun, I beg you, don't talk about it, I really have a stomachache!"

"Hahaha, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, hahaha, that's how I am now!"

"I suddenly feel that Liu Xun sings very well!"

"Why don't we make a joint name with the official, and ask Liu Xun to sing!"

"Support, very supportive!!!"

"Singing costs money, performing cross talk is killing you, woo woo woo!!"

Liu Xun saw the situation at the scene and knew that he couldn't be so fast, otherwise someone would die of laughter...  

So he deliberately slowed down the rhythm, and only started talking after a few minutes.

That is to say, in these few minutes, the audience recovered one after another, but some people with low laugh points still maintained a state of stomach pain.

"Why is the price going up again?" Sun Yue, as a powerful person in the cross talk world, naturally wouldn't laugh so easily, but soon he began to cooperate.

Liu Xun said angrily: "He said let me buy a pack of soy sauce! Can you bear it? Can you bear it?"

Seeing that Liu Xun was so angry, Sun Yue said quickly, "I can't bear it!!"

Just when everyone thought that Liu Xun would agree and say that I couldn't bear it anymore, I saw Liu Xun stretched out a thumb, then swiped across his chest, and then said, "I can bear it!!!"

"How can you bear it?" 3.5 Sun Yue was completely confused.

Soon, Liu Xun said happily: "I made more than [-] by this that day!!"

Liu Xun's expression is very cheap at the moment, especially the tone, which is simply intoxicating.

So, after this sentence, the audience had no choice, and one by one had to laugh.

After laughing, everyone with tears in their eyes had only one thought.

"Liu Xun, you'd better sing!!"

【Second update! ! !Alas, heartbroken, the girl deleted me, it's really sad, not joking.When we were chatting, we chatted very happily. It was like this when we met, and I was speechless. Is it so realistic for girls now? ].

Chapter [-]: The cross talk is over, and the voting begins

Chapter [-]: The cross talk is over, and the voting begins

"With more than [-] yuan, I'm going out to play, I'm going to travel around the world." No matter what the audience's mood was at this time, Liu Xun was still in his cross talk. After a few seconds, he changed it again. A story wind direction, after finishing speaking, I saw him stretch out a hand and bow to the outside.The smug look on his face made people smile when they saw it.

Sun Yue heard Liu Xun travel around the world with one hundred yuan, stretched out an index finger, and asked in surprise, "One hundred yuan to travel around the world?"

"Excited!!!" Liu Xun did not answer Sun Yue's question, but silently in his excitement, opened his mouth to the audience.

"Are you excited, where are you going to travel around the world for [-] yuan? What are you going to sit on?" Sun Yue stopped Liu Xun's excitement and hurriedly asked.

"Go by plane!!" Liu Xun replied without hesitation.

Maybe because he was fed up with Liu Xun's nonsense, Sun Yue didn't want to know how to go, but directly asked 13 where to go.So he asked with a helpless expression: "Airplane? Special tickets are not so cheap, right? Where to travel?"

"Protect!"

Liu Xun didn't even hesitate, and answered directly!

Hearing the name of this city, the audience laughed! ! !

Where is Baoding?

Baoding, Hebei. .

Anyone who knows a little bit of geography knows that Baoding, Hebei is next door to Yanjing. You can get to Hebei by subway, and you can get to Baoding by just taking a bus.Such a close distance, what kind of tourism is it?

Therefore, when the audience heard Liu Xun's words, of course they would be overjoyed.