Urban Comedy Master

"Is there an airport in Baoding?" Soon, Sun Yue asked in confusion. The whole person was a little bad, and the expression was far-fetched.

"Yes, Shijiazhuang? You went with me last time!" Seeing that Sun Yue was so helpless, Liu Xun said quickly.

"Shijiazhuang? Did you mean the time last month?"

Liu Xun said silently, "Yeah!"

After he acquiesced, Sun Yue began to doubt his own life. After a while, he said dully: "Your special ticket is [-]... Wait a minute, why did you charge me [-]?"

After Sun Yue's words were over, Liu Xun began to lower his head again, as if he felt that he had leaked his mouth, and hurriedly hesitated like a shy girl.

When the audience saw this, they all cried out that they felt sorry for Teacher Sun Yue.

From the beginning to the present, Teacher Sun Yue has been bullied to death. .

"You have a lot of meat!" After a long time, Liu Xuncai recovered from the embarrassment and pointed to Sun Yue to explain to the audience.

This explanation, the audience began to laugh again, this is the first time they heard, fat people have to pay extra to fly.

Teacher Sun Yue didn't intend to pursue anything. After a helpless smile, he waited for Liu Xun to continue speaking.

"As soon as we went through the security check and got on the plane, Mr. Sun Yue started calling the stewardess constantly. Every now and then, he asked the stewardess to get a quilt, and every now and then, he asked the stewardess to get a pillow. How annoying?"

Hearing Liu Xun's words, Sun Yue quickly explained: "It's not that I hate it, it's my right, and you have this right too!"

Regarding Sun Yue's explanation, Liu Xun seemed to have found a new continent. With an excited expression, he said to himself, "I can too?"

"Okay!" Sun Yue didn't find it strange and replied directly.

However, he didn't know that Liu Xun's next sentence started a routine again.I saw Liu Xun solemnly imitating the conversation with the flight attendant on the stage, and said calmly: "Okay, give me a spicy hot pot!"

"Go, go, go! What a spicy hot pot!"

As soon as he heard Liu Xun's words, Sun Yue became angry.

After the anger, Mr. Sun Yue began to teach at length.

Why do you say boycott this every day, boycott that, and finally?Those uncivilized phenomena, you didn't do that?

For the appearance of this dialogue, in fact, everyone knows that this is the end of the cross talk.

What is cross talk?Tell all kinds of life and various things in a certain way of telling, and at the end of the story, you must basically start to publicize the truth of life.

In a few minutes, Sun Yue lectured Liu Xunke for a long time.

After speaking, Liu Xun also listened very carefully, and kept a strangely embarrassed look during the period.

After the lecture, Liu Xun seemed to understand his mistake, when he admitted it and promised not to do it again, he began to pave the way for the last stalk of cross talk.

"But what I can't bear the most is the attitude of the stewardess!"

"What kind of attitude, you can't bear it?" Sun Yue asked strangely after seeing that he couldn't bear it anymore after he had just finished teaching Liu Xun.

Liu Xun asked seriously: "According to the reason, the plane has landed, can we go?"

"Yeah!" Teacher Sun Yue felt that there was nothing in the words, and immediately agreed.

"But the stewardess, I won't let you go, can you endure this?" Seeing Sun Yuecheng's words, Liu Xun said directly.

"I can't bear it, why don't you let it go down?" Sun Yue cooperated.

"I talked to the flight attendant for a long time, but she just refused to let you down, and finally she was forced to cry. Teacher Sun, it's alright for you to come down, but leave your seat for us!"

Hearing this, Sun Yue immediately clapped both hands, and said completely helplessly: "I stuck in the seat with me, and took the seat down?"

After this passage, Liu Xun and Sun Yue bowed to the audience one after another, and this temporary cross talk was finished.

And at the last laugh, everyone began to admire him one after another. Before leaving, he did not forget the wave of Hei Sun Yue. He really deserves to be a comedy master.

With the enthusiastic climax of applause, Liu Xun and Sun Yue also left the screen, and then walked to the front from the stage.

Mr. Guo looked at the two people who were approaching, and he felt infinitely emotional. There are talented people in the country!

[Can't sleep at four in the morning! ! ! ! ! !I have been thinking about that in my mind, this Nima Laozi is not ugly, why is he not even qualified to be a friend? ? ?Very tangled, readers, can you analyze a wave? ].

Chapter [-]: The teacher is amazing [Kneeling and begging to subscribe]

Chapter [-]: The teacher is amazing [Kneeling and begging to subscribe]

The so-called layman is watching the fun, and the expert is watching the doorway. .

Liu Xun's performance may be just funny in the eyes of others, but in front of Teacher Guo, there is a score.

For example, the cross talk he performed by himself before, if it is the first time to show it, he will definitely give an A+ score.

But since he is performing for the second time, he can only give an A- rating.

As for Liu Xun's performance, in Teacher Guo's eyes, it is at least an A+ base.

It is even said that if you have to refine it, it is normal to give an S grade.

Therefore, after Liu Xun's performance ended, the ending was actually settled.He lost, but he still hopes that the audience at the scene can win by luck, so that he can save face.

However, this unrealistic idea did not survive long in his mind.

"Okay, after watching Master Liu's performance, let's take a look at his sketches and vote!!!"

After Liu Xun and Sun Yue came to the camera, Guo Degang seemed to want to save the last bit of face, and deliberately did not mention the cross talk thing.