Urban Comedy Master
Page 30
However, Li Daoming was deeply immersed in it, his brain was like a lump of paste, and he was stunned for a long time.
He patted his head hard, and said puzzledly: "Oh, what's going on?"
Liu Xun said solemnly: "Because your legs are off the ground, there is no pressure on your legs, the virus will not be able to go up, and your smart IQ will occupy the high ground again."
Li Daoming still maintained a trace of rationality and disbelieved: "Don't, I'll go down and try again."
Liu Xun smiled and said lightly: "Try it, say a drunk man, after he was drunk, he lifted such a large stone and smashed it at the TV. With a bang, the TV was not broken at all, why?"
Li Daoming thought for a moment and said in an uncertain tone, "Because the quality of the TV is good."
Liu Xun rejected it again and said, "Wrong."
Yang Mi was already speechless, and disgustedly announced the answer: "Because it didn't hit."
Liu Xun nodded slightly and said, "By the way, it's too simple."
Li Daoming questioned: "Then why is there a click?"
Yang Mi looked at him like a fool, and said, "It hit the floor with a click!"
In an instant, Li Daoming only felt that his head was a little dizzy, and it took a few seconds to recover.
He sat in the wheelchair again and said unbelievingly, "Don't, come another one."
Liu Xun's expression was as usual, and he continued: "Please listen to the question, a drunk..."
Before the topic was finished, Li Daoming hurriedly said, "It hit the ground."
Liu Xun was excited again, looking like he was happy for Li Daoming, and praised: "That's right, if you see it, you will answer!"
At this time, Yang Mi kindly reminded: "Don't answer!"
Unfortunately, Li Daoming ignored her and challenged one or two more questions, but each time, Liu Xun was fooled. .
The audience watched with relish and never tire of it. These novel brain teasers won't get bored even if they were told to listen to a hundred of them.
While deeply interested, he also thought to himself, where is this Nima's intelligence test for a three-year-old child?Besides Liu Xun, who asked the question, how many people can answer it?
Even students who have graduated from prestigious universities are still confused when they encounter these problems!
After testing back and forth several times, suddenly, Li Daoming finally understood the key.
I saw him slap his forehead, and suddenly realized: "Hey, no, no, big brother, look, when I sit on top, you often ask questions that you have asked before, and when I stand up, all you ask me are new!"
Li Daoming seemed to have seen through Liu Xun's trick and looked at him with a questioning face.
When everyone in the audience saw this, they all shouted. There were bursts of cheers, applauding for Li Daoming's difficulty, and also cheering for Liu Xun's trick being exposed.
Fudge, you can't fool around now, can you?
Hearing so many roars at the scene, Liu Xun smiled, looked at the audience under the stage, and then looked at Li Daoming.
Then, he rolled up his sleeves and said calmly: "Okay, then stand up and try again, which is the simplest question you answered."
Li Daoming became a little more confident, and quickly said: "Okay."
Liu Xun emphasized it again and said, "It's a question of how much one plus one equals."
Li Daoming waved his hand and said impatiently, "You say it!"
Liu Xun's tone was very fast, and he said quickly: "In what circumstances does one plus one equal two!"
When Li Daoming heard it, he didn't even think about it, so he replied: "One plus one equals two if the calculation is wrong!"
At this time, Liu Xun showed a conspiracy-successful smile, raised two fingers, and swayed: "Wrong, two!"
Li Daoming finally reacted, and said bitterly: "Two? Didn't you say three?"
Liu Xun smiled playfully and said, "You don't even distinguish between two and three, how far are you two?"
When all the netizens heard it, they couldn't help but squirt, and happy barrages came from the sky, filling the entire live broadcast room.
"Oh, no, my stomach can't take it anymore."
"Oh, still too young!"
"It's really miserable, I've been beaten by Liu Xun again."
"At the end of the last episode, I went to check it out. It turns out that the actor of this cook is the teacher who taught Liu Xun's drama."
"What? Haha, I just wanted to ask, if Liu Xun scolded his teacher like this, will he be beaten to death after the performance?"
"This big fool deserves it!"
"Too Nima is so happy, this sketch is definitely not worse than "Selling abductee"!"
"That's right, especially these brain teasers, they are so imaginative, what kind of problem is this, and only Liu Xun can figure it out."
"Dude, this scumbag, someone should come to treat him!"
..........
While watching the live broadcast, everyone joked about Liu Xun.
Although everyone understands that this is all a plot in the sketch, but seeing Liu Xun bullying honest people like this, flickering with one mouth, they want to see Liu Xun shriveled, and it is best to be relieved by others.
Unfortunately, this is clearly not possible.
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