Urban Comedy Master

Chapter [-]: The end of the sketch【For collection】

Chapter [-]: The end of the sketch【For collection】

On the stage, Li Daoming had completely doubted his life, and his head was slapped over and over again by his big hand. **shu05.com update fast**

Then, he sat in the wheelchair unbelievingly and shouted, "Oh, I'll come up again."

Liu Xun smiled slightly, and his expression became more calm, as if he was fooling a fool, he said: "What is the situation of one plus one......"

However, before he finished speaking, Li Daoming hurriedly replied: "Ah, ah, right equals two, wrong equals three!"

That expression was like that of an idiot who is eager to prove his IQ.

As a teacher of drama performance, Li Daoming also used his superb acting skills to bring the roles to life and let the audience fall into it.

Liu Xun stepped forward, holding Li Daoming's hands, and exaggeratedly said: "Look at you, you can answer two questions!"

Li Daoming tangled his face, touched his head, and murmured, "Oh, this..."

Seeing that the time was almost up, Liu Xun said as if trying to get hold of it: "In this way, the disease is cured. After returning, don't let your feet touch the ground. There is a way. You go down first, we have to go home. (.—)"

As soon as Li Daoming heard it, he immediately stopped and said, "Don't, big brother, big brother!"

Yang Mi also urged, "You go down, we have to go home!"

Li Daoming was anxious, his face full of sincerity:

"Big brother, big brother, can you listen to what I have to say? Although I have a little problem with my IQ, I am not a fool. I believe in science. After listening to your scientific explanation just now, I understand that I will leave the rest of my life. If you don't open this thing, how much is it?"

The sketch has reached this point, and Li Daoming has been completely fooled. After selling the crutches last time, this time he wants to buy a wheelchair again.

And the character of the big fool was also brought to the extreme by Liu Xun, only to see him push and shove:

"Don't pay for it yet, brother, you are a person who likes to believe, and when people say you don't do it again after you go back, this wheelchair is honestly modified from your bicycle last year.

I know you have this disease and I will wait for you here for half a year. If you want to pay, I will tell you, you will pay a modification fee, [-] yuan. If you want to pay more, I will not deal with you. Next time you will be everything. I won't sell you~~~"

Li Daoming nodded quickly, then took out his pocket and said, "No problem, no problem, big brother, I, this is three hundred yuan."

He digged it, and it was only [-] yuan, so he was scratching his head in a hurry, for fear that Qian Shaoliu would not sell the wheelchair to him.

Yang Mi glanced at the money and whispered, "Then take it, a lot."

However, at this time, a familiar scene appeared.

Liu Xun glanced at Li Daoming's right hand and said in a low voice, "Well? Do you have a watch?"

Then, he shouted again, "What watch do you bring?"

When Li Daoming heard this, he glanced at Liu Xun, then at the watch he was wearing, and hurriedly said, "Oh, that, that."

Seeing this same routine as "Selling Abduction", all netizens burst into laughter.

"I'm going, where have I seen this scene?"

"That's right, haha, this watch can't be kept."

"Huh? What bike do you want? What bike do you want?"

"Hahaha, it's no good, I really kneel to Liu Xun, how can you be so funny?"

"This scumbag is simply taking the cheap to the end!"

"Shocked, a celebrity in the entertainment industry relies on cheating and earns more than [-] a day, plus a watch."

"Upstairs, I won't even support my dick when I go to the toilet, I'll serve you."

...........

Yang Mi was wronged again: "You are relying on me again! Last year, you were relying on me, I didn't say you wanted a show!"

Liu Xun still stared at her: "I tell you, why are you like this?"

Yang Mi loudly defended: "I didn't say I wanted a watch!"

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel, Li Daoming, looking like a good old man, came over to persuade him:

"Big brother, big brother, big brother, come here, big brother, let me tell you O, people with an IQ like me will basically not be able to read a watch in the future. You hold O, you hold it."

While speaking, he took off his watch and handed it to Liu Xun.

Seeing that the flickering was successful, Liu Xun put down his watch and said with a smile, "Go back and recuperate, and you'll be fine in a year."

At this time, Yang Mi's image of a kind eldest sister was revealed again. She finally couldn't stand it anymore, and complained to her husband, saying, "You can't be the only one to cheat on you?"

Immediately afterwards, she stopped Li Daoming again: "Brother, don't go yet, if you want to believe me, hurry down and walk back, give us the car, he will still cheat on you!"

However, Li Daoming did not appreciate her kindness at all, and the history is always strikingly similar.

Li Daoming sat in a wheelchair and said angrily: "You still cheat on me! Why are you doing this? I know I was rude to you last year, but you can't be brooding about a patient, right? ?"

He has been completely fooled by Liu Xun. He really thought he was ill, how could he hear this?

Seeing that her kindness was not rewarded, and she was treated as malicious revenge, Yang Mi immediately said angrily: "I don't care about you, this kind of person is pitiful to be deceived."

At this time, Liu Xun said conclusively: "Poor people must have something to hate."

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Daoming, who was pushing his wheelchair away slowly, shouted loudly, "Thank you Ao!"