Urban Comedy Master

Seeing Liu Xun being so tough, all the netizens and viewers immediately stared at Liu Xun with wide-eyed eyes.

When did Liu Xun's status in the family become so high?

Just a role model for men!

However, just when everyone thought a drama to revive Fu Gang was about to come out, they suddenly heard Liu Xun say: "If you say that, then I'll go up!!!"

As soon as I said it, my compatriots, who were full of expectations, shouted that they failed, shameful, and all the men's faces were lost.

Especially the comments in the live broadcast room are simply varied.

"Fuck, Liu Xun is afraid of his wife? I'll talk to you after I kneel on the washboard!"

"Shame!! It's just a shame, disgrace our men, when I finish washing the dishes, I will ask my wife to give me two dollars, and I will take the bus to find you in person!!"

"Heh, you people are so afraid of wives??? Cowardly, let me tell you, my position in our family is simply invincible, don't you believe me? Wife, buy me a pack of cigarettes. (.—) Huh? Where's my wife? Sorry, I got excited and forgot that I'm a single dog!"

"Hehe, my wife is doing the laundry and cooking for me. Just kidding. I just asked my wife to light a cigarette for me. My wife said she would press me on the keyboard. Is it possible? I feel like laughing... djfhiashfiahdiuahusidhguasyuwgeg"

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The so-called network talents are many, Liu Xun's sketches are funny, and the barrage of the show is also very funny.

Speaking of the stage, Liu Xun, who had finished a wave of counseling, quickly took action, while Yang Mi shouted expectantly: "Remember, don't hang up the computer."

A few seconds later, the 3D projection screen of the stage was pulled down, and the picture on the stage was a house decoration.

Liu Xun came to the door of the room and started knocking on the door without saying a word.

After knocking on the door, Liu Xun called into the phone, "Did you hear it, what a normal knock on the door?"

When he finished speaking, within a few seconds, a coquettish reply sounded from the room.

"Leave the door for you."

As soon as the voice sounded, the audience immediately became excited, roaring and roaring one by one, and booing without losing any face.

"Did you hear it, what a strange stay!!!" After listening to Liu Xun, he was not false on the surface, but in reality, there was nothing (bdea) in his heart.

After he finished speaking, he walked directly into the room.

As soon as I entered, the sound of a bath rang out.

Hearing the sound of taking a bath, Liu Xun quickly asked, "Boss, where are you? Who do you keep the door for? It's me, Liu Xunna with a clear conscience!"

Liu Xun almost finished these words with tears in his eyes.

How could he have thought that he would run into the boss to take a shower when he was so immortal?

However, the people in the room didn't seem to be able to hear clearly, and said in a delicate voice, "What? I can't hear clearly, I'm taking a shower, come and tell me!"

You came over and said this, which made the audience laugh.

Can I take a shower?

If Liu Xun dared to go there, Yang Mi had to hack him to death.

At this moment, a well-known comedian, Mary, came out in red casual clothes with a handful of freshly washed red dates.

As soon as they saw that it was Queen Mary, the audience burst into applause again.

Mary is no worse than Jia Ling in the comedy world, especially her performance is very natural. She can play a goddess and a female diaosi. She is considered to be an actress who is deeply loved by the audience.In particular, Mary also has a very outstanding nickname, which is poison tongue.

She is famous for her vicious tongue in any show! !For this reason, seeing the two collide together, the audience immediately looked forward to it.

"Huh, Boss, so you wash edible red dates?" Liu Xun followed his voice and looked back, and found that his boss didn't really take a bath, but washed big red dates. He immediately relaxed, so he walked away. In the past, he said loudly to the phone, and then picked up a big red date and ate it.

"No... Liu Xun... why are you here so late?" She was talking about Mary and seeing Liu Xun's appearance, she asked in confusion.

Hearing the boss's words, Liu Xun quickly replied: "Didn't you promote me to be the lobby manager? My daughter-in-law bought me a basket of fruits, and she insisted that I bring them over!"

After Liu Xun finished speaking, Mary glanced at the small fruit basket, and then said with a confused tone: "Oh, this... this small fruit basket, are you tired from carrying it all the way?"

After I finished speaking, I really picked it up to see if it was heavy.

The audience burst into tears after watching this.

Directly addicted, a funny queen, a funny master, two people appearing in a sketch, it is simply a combination of low and low!

Liu Xun didn't seem to understand the meaning of these words, and answered very honestly: "It's okay, I'll take two steps and rest for a while, no trouble!".

Chapter [-]: When have we slept? 【Kneeling for subscription】

Chapter [-]: When have we slept? 【Kneeling for subscription】

"Liu Xun, it might not be the right time for you to come today. In a while, my ex-husband is coming. ~) I'm afraid of causing unnecessary misunderstandings, you understand."

Mary didn't know how Liu Xun came to her house, but she didn't care, she said such a word awkwardly.

When she finished speaking, Liu Xun immediately answered honestly, understanding-.

Seeing that Liu Xun knew the world so well, Mary quickly prepared to open the door to see Liu Xun leave.

But at this moment, Liu Xun's words changed, and he said with an embarrassed expression: "I won't delay the two of you, but you said, who hasn't had a misunderstanding yet."

Hearing this, Mary was stunned, standing by the door looking extremely stunned.

And Liu Xun also quickly continued: "I just want to ask you to say aloud, you said that there are seven waiters in our hotel, why did you promote me to be the manager?" After speaking, Liu Xun hurriedly put his mobile phone to Mary He stretched out in the direction of his face, as if he was afraid that his wife would not hear what the other party said.