Urban Comedy Master

After listening to Liu Xun's words, Mary's face became dazed, her fingers crossed, and the whole person seemed to be a little bad: "What? Is this probability very low? Why did I promote you, don't you know?"

As soon as her words were spoken, the audience burst into laughter, and the audience couldn't sit still. They were all smiling faces, big and small. ~)

"Ha ha ha ha!!!"

"Don't you have any compulsion in your heart?"

"It's over, I feel that the misunderstanding is getting deeper and deeper!!"

"Why is it so funny, my stomach hurts from laughing again!!"

"Mary and Liu Xun are the perfect match in the comedy world. Just a few words from Nima made us laugh miserably!!"

"Hello everyone, my name is Pussy!!!"

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For Mary's words, Liu Xun was a bit embarrassed, but soon he responded in a timely manner: "I... sometimes clear, sometimes confused!!"

At this moment, he felt that if he said so, the other party should understand.

And Mary had never encountered such a thing before, she hesitated, and then replied: "Didn't I fall in love with you?"

For this question, Mary asked herself, and there was nothing wrong with it.I just think that the other party is sloppy and can do things, that's why I say that.

"Clap clap clap!"

"Oh!!!!"

For a moment, the audience at the scene was not calm! !

One by one, they started to coax! !

If it is a normal chat, there is no problem with Mary's words. (.—)

But now this is not a normal chat, Liu Xun was approached by his wife with suspicion.

So, Liu Xun said like a rogue: "Boss, I'll tell you everything, don't pick and choose. If you say that, I'll really stay here longer." After that, He just sat down on the sofa, and immediately made Marie anxious.

I saw that Mary was uncomfortable, and said anxiously: "Mom, Liu Xun, why did you sit down? Look at Liu Xun, you think my ex-husband is here, if we are caught in the middle of the night. It's not good to live, isn't it?"

"Why is this still called arrest, can't I go to your house to eat two dates?"

In fact, everyone understands that if he leaves at this time, Liu Xun will definitely kneel on the washboard when he gets home.

Hence the anxiety.

Mary didn't know, she was thinking about her ex-husband coming, and said in a panic, "Liu Xun, look, at this time, should we both go to bed?"

There was a slight pause in Mary's last sentence. Everyone would take it with disapproval.

At that time, in this situation, everyone laughed.

What Mary meant by this sentence was that this point was the bedtime of the people of the whole country, but she was in a hurry to say the wrong thing.

Obviously, Liu Xun was shocked after hearing this. After being shocked, he hurriedly shouted: "When did this happen? When did we go to bed?"

After listening to Liu Xun's words, Mary felt helpless and took a sigh of relief. She hurriedly said, "I'll just say it straight, I won't leave you tonight!"

· · Flowers · · ·

Yes, the misunderstanding has deepened.

After listening to this sentence, Liu Xun felt like he wanted to die.

He originally just wanted to guide the boss to say that he valued himself, and it was enough for him to perform well in his work.

Didn't expect things to develop to this point.Seeing that he was on a stimulant, he immediately stood up and said with tears on his face: "When did you leave me? Boss, why are you saying a big bang today?"

After speaking, he looked at Mary's completely helpless expression, and couldn't help but continued: "I ask you to answer me seriously, what is the relationship between us!"

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Besides Mary, Mary was completely convinced, and finally she begged Liu Xun like a showdown: "Liu Xun, if you are really reluctant to leave, I ask you to wait for my ex-husband to leave, are you here? "

"it is good!!!"

"Ha ha ha ha!!"

"it is good!!!"

After Marie finished saying this line, the audience had completely burst into laughter.

This misunderstanding seems to be getting bigger and bigger! !

It used to be a very small thing, but now it's really like cheating, it's too funny.

Especially Mary's performance, if you see this scene, everyone will not feel anything, but considering that there is a person listening to the phone all the time, just listening to the voice is really like cheating.

Looking back at the stage, Liu Xun said helplessly to Mary, "Then can I come back? Why are you speaking out against the wind today?"

Mary didn't know what was wrong with this kid, so she said helplessly, "Then you came from the wind!"

Also, at this time, there was a sudden knock on the door.

Hearing the knock on the door, Mary hurried over, her whole body became very anxious, and she was still talking.

"It's over, it's over, my ex-husband is here, hurry up and hide!!!"