Urban Comedy Master

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Chapter [-]: Big Fool Li Daoming [Kneeling and begging to subscribe]

Chapter [-]: Big Fool Li Daoming

The flustered Mary hurriedly asked Liu Xun to hide like a headless fly. (.—)

But Liu Xun not only didn't care, but shouted, "I have a clear conscience, why should I hide?"

Mary became even more anxious when she heard this, standing behind the sofa and began to explain: "We separated because of a misunderstanding, I beg you to hide!"

Looking back at Liu Xun, he still wanted to say without fear: "I'm not afraid of shadows, I... I, I... hey" Before he finished speaking, he immediately fell to the ground, and fell to the ground. After that, Liu Xun immediately subconsciously ran behind the curtain.

This scene directly made all the audience burst into laughter.

One by one, they said, aren't you being "three fives seven" and not afraid of shadows?How do you hide from the curtains so fast?

Many netizens even said that Liu Xun is an old driver! !

The kung fu of this Nima is a few words, and he hides, and the speed is superb!

Mary saw that the other party was hiding, and it happened that one of Liu Xun's shoes fell on the ground. She picked it up without saying a word. She wanted to throw it to Liu Xun, but who knew it was thrown outside the window.

Seeing this scene, Liu Xun said helplessly: "It's over, now I'm really not afraid of shadows!"

As soon as the words fell, the audience who had just finished laughing laughed again. (.—)

After the audience finished laughing, Liu Xun completely hid behind the curtains. Mary tidied up her clothes, then walked to the door and opened it directly.

When the doors opened, the audience cheered.

Because the actor who played Mary's husband was none other than Liu Xun's gold medal partner, Mr. Li Daoming.

At this time, Mr. Li Daoming had a big back and was wearing a suit, looking like a successful person.

When the two looked at each other, a burst of warm music suddenly sounded.It made the scene very ambiguous, and when the audience saw this, they began to coax directly, making rustling sounds one by one.

After Mr. Li Daoming came in, he didn't say a word, but looked around the room with a look of nostalgia.

"Are they all replaced?" After a long time, Mr. Li Daoming sighed deeply.

Hearing this, everyone thought that Mary was not nostalgic, and watched them all attentively.

However, after the next second, the audience burst into laughter.

I saw Mary twistingly said: "Yeah, why don't I use it? Didn't you all move out when you got divorced?"

The appearance of this line directly turned the plot upside down. At the beginning, the audience who felt sorry for Mr. Li Daoming immediately joined Mary's team, shouting shamelessly.

"Really?" Li Daoming asked suspiciously.

After listening to Li Daoming's words, Mary said in a nostalgic voice: "Old Li, forget it. When you leave, I will be left with the city wall!"

Hearing Mary's words, Li Daoming seemed a little guilty and couldn't help sighing: "Hey, I was so impulsive back then!"

After saying this, he slowly walked to the balcony, and immediately pulled the curtains up.

As soon as the curtain was pulled up, Liu Xun, who was hiding inside, instantly appeared in front of everyone.

As soon as she saw this scene, Mary came to the curtain with lightning speed, opened the curtain again, blocked Liu Xun, and said in a panic, "What are you pulling the curtain for? !!"

Because Mary's voice is very unique and funny, after saying this sentence, the audience couldn't help laughing.

One by one is beautiful.

And Mr. Li Daoming didn't seem to react, and said shyly: "Back then, you were so shy, so was I!"

After he finished speaking, he turned his back to Mary, facing the audience, and then slowly opened his mouth and said, "I held your hand gently, just like now, my little heart is thumping. "

Mr. Li Daoming fell into affectionate memories, and slowly began to explain the encounter between the authors.

But the next scene directly detonated the audience. …

Because the person Li Daoming led was not Mary, but Liu Xun who was hiding behind the curtain.

Seeing this, some of the audience in the front row immediately laughed out of breath, and looked like a fool.

Under the loud shouts, Mr. Li Daoming was still caught in his own memories, and he didn't realize that he was holding the wrong person at all, and continued: "We just held hands like this, walking on the asphalt road, and bumping into each other. Fucked your mother and scared you!"

After speaking, Mary looked at Teacher Li Daoming with a face full of horror.

When Mr. Li Daoming saw Mary's expression, he seemed to think of something, and he let go of Liu Xun's hand with joy on his face.

Pointing directly to Mary, he said, "Yes, it's this terrified expression."

After speaking, Mr. Li Daoming put his hand behind him again, and Liu Xun took the initiative to lead it.

During this period, Mr. Li Daoming had no idea who he was leading.

Also this scene made everyone laugh straight into a fool.

I've seen Mary in front of me, and I'm still holding someone, don't you think about it?

The funny scene won the laughter of an unknown number of people, and the same show continued.

Li Daoming was still stuck in his memories and said, "Aiya, as soon as you saw your mother, you ran away in fright!"

That is, at the critical moment of 4.2, Liu Xun ran to the curtain on the right.