Urban Comedy Master

Beautiful misunderstandings are getting bigger and bigger, and cheating things are getting more and more common.

"Oh, my God!!!!" Liu Xun was completely convinced! ! !

What the hell is this?

I came here to clarify the misunderstanding, but now, the trouble is getting bigger and bigger!

For this scene, Teacher Li Daoming faced a painting and cursed shamelessly. ,

When he finished scolding, Liu Xun seemed to have discovered something, and said weakly, "Brother ex-husband, you have a hat on your head!"

Hearing this, Li Daoming looked over his head and saw a green hat painted on the mural.

As soon as they saw the green hat, the audience burst into laughter again, and Mr. Li Daoming quickly stepped aside! !

[I beg for subscription, I beg for flowers, I beg for collection! ! ! ! ! ! ].

Chapter [-]: Liu Xun cried [Kneeling and begging to subscribe]

Chapter [-]: Liu Xun cried [Kneeling and begging to subscribe]

After Li Daoming walked to the side, Liu Xun also realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly said to Mary: "Tell me, the two of me really can't stand anymore, I'll go first!"

When Mary heard this, she became anxious and said in a low voice, "Sit down! Don't go, I'll give you a promotion and a raise!"

For such a thing, how dare Liu Xun stay there, only to see him very embarrassed: "This is not a matter of promotion and salary increase!"

However, Mary didn't seem to care about Liu Xun's words, and hurriedly said in Li Daoming's direction: "This guest hasn't left yet, so you, the master, are leaving, isn't it appropriate? Are you a father?"

Hearing this sentence, Liu Xun panicked, he lowered his head quickly, and quickly explained to his wife on the phone: "Euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

After speaking, the audience burst into bursts of laughter. (.—)

After the burst of laughter, Li Daoming sat on the small sofa, while Mary leaned on Liu Xun's side happily with one arm around Liu Xun's hand.

Liu Xun faced all this helplessly, only to see him whispering to Mary: "Let's ask you one thing, please stop talking?"

After listening to this, Mary not only did not restrain herself at all, but instead said shyly, "Good husband!!"

"Oh!!!" When Liu Xun heard this, his whole body trembled, what kind of thing is this Nima?

At this time, Mary saw that Liu Xun was still playing with a mobile phone, and immediately grabbed the mobile phone and said, "Don't play with the mobile phone. (.—)"

She grabbed the phone, Liu Xun panicked and wanted to grab it back immediately, but when he grabbed it, Mary spoke again: "Hey, Xiao Xun, don't hold me in front of your ex-husband. Now, how exciting are you?"

After listening to it, Li Daoming cried out in a sad performance.

Liu Xun, on the other hand, completely gave up on himself, and lay helplessly on the sofa with an extremely hard-working look on his face.

A few seconds later, Liu Xun seemed to think of something, and quickly said to Li Daoming and Mary: "Hey, let's do this, you see, there are so many people here, let's play a game to see who doesn't speak all the time~~ ."

After speaking, he covered his mouth with both hands, signaling everyone to be quiet.

But Mary didn't take the call, she said with a smile on her face: "I'm still a little boyfriend after all. It's so funny to talk. I don't leave my phone all day long, so I know how to tweet and chat on WeChat."

After listening to Li Daoming, he seemed to have found the topic, and mocked with a smirk on his face: "I look at this mobile phone, it's so great that I can only play a Russian cube. (.—)"

After listening to this, Mary was very embarrassed, but it didn't affect her performance, and I saw she endured the embarrassment and said, "People are studying in Russia, and they don't play cubes, so what are they playing? Isn't it, isn't it? Russian?"

While speaking, Mary quietly pinched Liu Xun's thigh with one hand, and Liu Xun, who was in pain, immediately shouted in the way of Xinjiang people: "Yes, yes, Russian cubes!!"

After the helpless Tucao ended, applause broke out instantly, and everyone in the audience was once again amused by the funny ways of several people.

Li Daoming was also amused by the audience. He couldn't help but said, "Hahahaha, oh, I said, you made kebabs in Russia, right? I said Mary, you're looking for it. What the hell is this?"

Hearing this sentence, Mary was not afraid, and said calmly: "I tell you, you can't understand Xiaoliu's Western-style interpretation. Then every day, when you open your eyes, I love you, I love you. , Oh, that sweet look. Come on, Xiao Liu, let's go!"

Seeing this, Liu Xun dared to leave?Hastily refused. "Don't go!"

Mary doesn't care so much, how could his ex-husband lose face here?Immediately, he became furious and said, "Go one, go, go, go!"

After he finished speaking, he stepped on Liu Xun's foot. This guy made Liu Xun's foot painful.

After Liu Xun was stepped on, he cried out in pain, "I love you!"

"Hey!" Hearing Mary here, she hurriedly spoke up.

"Snow in Saibei!!" At the same time, Liu Xun hurriedly faced Mary who was holding his mobile phone and continued to round the field.

After speaking, the audience burst into uncontrollable laughter.

I love you, Snow in Saibei, is a famous folk song.

A song that was originally good, being separated, is simply extremely funny, and the burdened audience naturally burst into laughter.

".々 Rape flower!!"

"For the first time, I feel that Liu Xun's talent is so profound!",

"Hahahahaha!!"

"666666, I love you, Snow in Saibei!"

The audience is naturally happy to watch, but the live show is still in a very awkward situation.

Besides, Mary, after listening to Liu Xun's words, she hurriedly explained to Li Daoming: "Praise me!" After that, she performed to Liu Xun again: "I love you too, mua, mua, mua!"

Along with these words, Mary kept leaning against Liu Xun, like a loving couple.