Urban Comedy Master

But at this moment, there was a roar from the phone.

"Liu Xun, I hate you!!!"

"Liu Xun I hate you!!!"

"Liu Xun, I hate you!!"

Hearing this voice, Mary quickly explained: "Oh, Xiao Liu, why is your phone ringing so noisy?"

While talking, he raised the phone to prevent Liu Xun from grabbing it, and then hung up the phone in an instant, and said, "I turned it off for you!!"

Liu Xun has been rushing wildly, but no matter how he robbed, he couldn't get it, and he kept seeing his boss hang up the phone.

After hanging up, Liu Xun almost said with tears in his eyes: "That was called by my daughter-in-law, and we are having a misunderstanding!"

However, Mary still thought about herself, especially when she saw her ex-husband was still there, she immediately smiled and said: "The mobile phone has radiation, which is not good for the baby!!"

After listening to Mary's words, Liu Xun burst into tears and said slowly with a crying voice: "Yes, but you can't just think about the little baby, you can also think about my big baby!".

Chapter [-]: It's not naivety that beats you, it's shoeless

Liu Xun's sentence, you don't care about the life and death of the big baby, immediately made the audience burst into tears. www.shu05.com

This kind of talent is talent.

Well-crafted lines are [-] times better than some shoddy stories.

Just a word, a casual move, is a burst of laughter.

Among the laughter, Yang Shulin in the backstage laughed the loudest.

He was almost lying on the sofa, out of breath laughing.

It is said that some people are happy and some are sad, under the wonderful performance of Liu Xun.

Xiao Yueyue sat in the seat as a whole, tears streaming down her face without saying a word.

After dripping down, he couldn't help laughing again, so that people in the backstage thought he was sick.

And no one understands Xiao Yueyue, he is full of joys and sorrows! ! ! ! !

He was happy because the sketch was really funny, and he was crying because he couldn't help but feel sad when he thought about his master's challenge to Liu Xun on Weibo with his mobile phone.

Okay, why did he take the role of his own master?

The 320 program continued to return to the scene. On the live stage, after listening to Liu Xun's words, Mary seemed to realize her own problem, and quickly lowered her voice and said, "Liu Xun, I will help you with your daughter-in-law, can you help me now? I!!"

"Okay!! Come on!" Hearing Mary's words, Liu Xun simply gave up and agreed directly.

After agreeing, he hurriedly walked to the sofa, and then said, "If you have something to say, hurry up, I may not have much time left!"

As soon as the words fell, the audience who had just finished laughing again attracted bursts of applause, and it was another laughter.

Soon, Liu Xun seemed to be in a normal state, so he opened the topic directly, glanced at Mary, then looked at Teacher Li Daoming, and then said: "You said boss, why did you divorce your ex-husband? Look at the ex-husband, he looks like a person."

After Mr. Li Daoming heard it, he hummed a few times in annoyance.

After he hummed a few times, Liu Xun was unhappy, he turned his head to look at Li Daoming with a look of disgust.

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After a few seconds, it seemed that he couldn't bear it anymore, and Liu Xun said again: "Hum, what are you talking about? I'm not happy to listen to you? Well, look at your facial features, which one can pass the test? It's not easy. You have a melon face, and it's still growing?" After saying this, Li Daoming still looked like he didn't care, as if he was too lazy to pay attention to you. When he saw this, Liu Xun became even more angry, and added directly: "What a woman, you said that you can't control it. Do you know how many men outside see it and can't control it if you want to control it?"

After a series of talking like this, Mary was stunned for a long time. After she reacted, she couldn't help but praise: "Beautiful! I didn't expect you to be a slow-burning type!!!"

As soon as the voice fell, the audience at the scene almost burst out laughing.

One by one, they murmured in laughter: "Why didn't I find that these two match up like this before? They are the best partners in the comedy world!!! The perfect match has directly brought the comedy effect to the top! !"

Under the wave of fierce praise, the show has continued.

Mary and Liu Xun on the stage were all complacent and looked very relieved.

At this time, Mr. Li Daoming seemed to be unable to hold back.

I saw him stand up slightly from the sofa.

After standing up, he almost said with a very low tone: "That Mary, it stands to reason that we are divorced. I don't care about your affairs, but whether the shoes fit or not, only the feet know."

When Li Daoming said this, he looked at Liu Xun with disgust, as if an elder was educating his younger generation.

After speaking, Liu Xun was not happy.

He glanced at his shoes, just because Mary lost one of his shoes before, so now his feet are one with shoes and the other without shoes.

To this end, Liu Xun replied directly: "Then I know this with one foot, but don't know about the other?"

As soon as these words came out, Teacher Li Daoming was furious.

I just heard him say oops directly, and then said helplessly: "I was completely defeated by his innocence!!!"

After speaking, Liu Xun seemed to have been waiting for a long time, and immediately accepted the call.

I saw Liu Xun raised one foot slightly, and then said, "It's not naivety who completely defeated you, it's shoeless!"

Liu Xun's voice ended, and the audience burst into loud applause! ! ! !

One by one smiling like two idiots.