Urban Comedy Master

Regarding Liu Xun's question, Mr. Gong seemed very helpless, spread his hands, and said directly, "Oh, anyway, after the house is renovated, the door will have to be changed!!"

This time Liu Xun was puzzled, and couldn't help but ask, "Why?"

Teacher Gong is also true, and he is not shy about Liu Xun's question, and directly said: "You think, I will let you do the decoration, if I want to give this to you?"

"Yeah," Liu Xun replied after listening to Mu Na.

Teacher Gong continued: "If you take it, come here every day, right?"

Hearing this, Liu Xunzhi frowned and replied, "Then we have to come!"

When Liu Xun had such an expression on his face, Teacher Gong, like a tireless teacher, slowly explained: "You will be able to walk smoothly in a month or two, and when the house is renovated, you can take advantage of our family's unoccupied house. At that time, you may come back with 0.8!"

When this scene was over, the audience and friends at the scene were immediately drawn into laughter by Teacher Gong's logic.

They didn't expect that Teacher Gong was such a strict person, and they began to feel sorry for Liu Xunqi one by one.

Running over to decorate others, working part-time, and being questioned by others as a thief.

Similarly, Liu Xun was very upset after hearing this, and said with a confused face: "What do you mean? You are"

Seeing that Liu Xun was still confused, Teacher Gong simply said frankly, only to see him facing the audience, walking around Liu Xun and saying: "Oh, why don't you understand, to put it bluntly, changing the door is not to prevent thieves, The main thing is to prevent you from decorating."

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Chapter [-]: Don't reason with Liu Xun

Chapter [-]: Don't reason with Liu Xun

After Teacher Gong's words were over, Liu Xun was very angry! ! !

After a long time, people think they are thieves?

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Of course, Liu Xun was not to be provoked. He held a hammer, looked at Teacher Gong, and said a little angrily, "How can you talk like that?"

After speaking, Teacher Gong also realized that he had said something wrong, and hurriedly wanted to explain.

But Liu Xun didn't have time to explain to the other party. He stayed where he was and said word by word, "Isn't this insulting? It's still anti-decoration? If I really want to enter this door, do I still need a key?"

As soon as the words fell, Liu Xun smashed the door with a hammer.

As soon as the hammer touched the prop door, it was smashed open.

After smashing it open, the audience immediately applauded and applauded, and for a while they felt that Liu Xun's approach was very relieved.

Speaking of 13 Liu Xun, he walked in carelessly, and after walking in, he started muttering to himself, "Isn't this coming in? Let me handle this."

"I'm sorry!" Seeing that the other party was so angry, Teacher Gong also felt his mistake and immediately apologized.

Hearing the apology, Liu Xun did not relieve his anger, but carried the hammer and said, "You don't talk like that."

Teacher Gong, who knew that he was wrong, looked at Liu Xun with embarrassment on his face. In order to calm him down, he seemed to think of something, holding the paint bucket and smilingly comforting: "Do you think this is good? This door Take it off and I'll give it to you."

Upon hearing this, Liu Xun made a gesture of rejection, and said loudly, "I'm sorry, the last thing we need in the countryside is a security door!"

"Why?" Teacher Gong was stunned and asked subconsciously.

Likewise, Teacher Gong was not the only one who was puzzled. The audience present felt very strange.

Why are there no security doors in rural areas?

Is it possible that the countryside will not be thieves?

But it's impossible, thieves don't care if your family is poor, and they steal things if they have anything.

Soon, under the doubts of everyone, Liu Xun said: "Every family has a dog, not to brag about you. One of our good dogs is equal to your five security guards."

"Ah?" As soon as Liu Xun's words came out, Teacher Gong immediately screamed. One dog is equal to five security guards?

Liu Xun also seemed to realize his slip of the tongue, and quickly continued to explain: "The baton in his hand!"

"Oops, you startled me." After hearing the explanation, Teacher Gong calmed down his surprised heart.

After the misunderstanding was resolved, the two of them began to officially enter the topic of decoration.

Teacher Gong slowly put his paint bucket on the ground, and then asked Liu Xunlai in a proud and showy tone, "Look at my house?"

"It's very spacious!" Liu Xun's character is a wall-smashing worker. He looks at the house every day, big and small, so he's not too surprised.

After listening to this sentence, Teacher Gong entered into emotion.

"Oh, I can't do it in the past! I only lived in four square meters in the past, and it leaked air in winter and rain in summer. Three people slept in the same bed. This child was always crowding in the middle. I wanted to have sex with my wife at night, but the conditions were not allowed!"

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When he finished speaking, the audience burst into laughter.

How come I didn't find that Teacher Gong's comedy talent is so high before, this small series of lines was directly said to be a jingle.

Especially with that shy look, he patted Liu Xun's shoulder, just like a typical little husband.

Likewise, the audience were all caught up in the funny scene of this scene, and they were breathless with laughter, and they all complimented Liu Xun's screenwriting ability to the point where it exploded.

In such a short time, it is possible to create a sketch with so many burdens, which is simply not something ordinary people can do.

Compared with the previous three works, this "Decoration" is definitely the best to watch.