Urban Comedy Master

Therefore, at the same time, the audience at the scene picked up their hands and clapped violently.

With the applause of the scene, the sketches on the stage continued.

"Does it even need to be said? When you look at this figure, you can tell that you lived in a very narrow space in the past!" Liu Xun said directly to this question.

As soon as these words came out, Teacher Gong was unhappy, and immediately retorted: "Hey, you mean that my figure is clipped out?"

Regarding this, Liu Xun said without any hesitation: "It does matter, your house is the same as raising livestock in our countryside."

Hearing Liu Xun's words, Teacher Gong's eyes widened, and he couldn't help exclaiming, "Ah?"

"The shed is short and not long, and the circle is small and not fat. Now the house is big, and the children are taller than their parents!" Liu Xun didn't seem to respond to the other's surprise, and started talking nonsense in a serious manner.

410 After Liu Xun finished speaking, Teacher Gong immediately reprimanded: "Nonsense!!"

Mr. Gong's scolding made Liu Xun unhappy and asked directly, "Why are you talking nonsense?"

"It doesn't matter how tall you are and how tall your house is." Soon, Teacher Gong explained.

"How can it be okay?" Liu Xun didn't care about this explanation at all, instead he maintained his opinion and discussed it with him.

Seeing that Liu Xun was still not admitting his mistake, Teacher Gong anxiously took a few steps, and then seemed to have thought of something, and asked, "Then let me ask you, is Yao Ming tall?"

"High!" Liu Xun answered without hesitation.

"Does it have anything to do with their house?" Teacher Gong immediately continued to ask back when he heard that Liu Xun had caught his own set.

Teacher Gong thought that Liu Xun would be silent after he finished speaking, but instead of being silent, Liu Xun raised his voice a few tones: "It's been said on the Internet that basketball superstar Yao Ming has no roof at home, and the sketch Celebrity Pan Changjiang, the house at home is like a water tank, what do you think of the child?"

As soon as the voice fell, the audience burst into laughter!

Some viewers who couldn't help it immediately said, don't reason with Liu Xun, you can't tell him. .

Chapter [-]: Liu Xun with a broken mouth [Kneeling and begging to subscribe]

"it is good!!!"

"Pan Changjiang was hacked the worst ever!!"

"Liu Xun is Liu Xun, and it's just a bunch of jingles!!"

"Hahaha, Yao Ming said, my family doesn't live on the top floor!!"

"What the hell, hahahaha, laughing like a fool!!"

"Personally, I thought that the theme of decoration would never be funny, but I didn't expect Liu Xun to be awesome!!"

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After Liu Xun finished a series of jingles, the audience burst into hilarious laughter, and the webcast room also boiled over at this moment. Hundreds of thousands of barrages were published at the same time, and they swiped directly. (book=-house*0small-}say-+net).

It can be said that this time all the people in China are not very optimistic about Liu Xun.

In less than five hours in an afternoon, we still need to rehearse and write the script. Can we rehearse any good programs?

The answer is definitely impossible.

Even Liu Xun is impossible.

But now, Liu Xun really did it! !

Not only did he do it, but he was also able to rehearse such a funny scene. He really deserved to be the comedy master Liu Xun.

Speaking of the show, Teacher Gong burst into laughter at Liu Xun's action, and while laughing, he said, "You are so humorous!"

After listening to Liu Xun, he carried the sledgehammer and pointed at Teacher Gong who was opening the paint bucket: "I find you more interesting!!"

"Ah?" Teacher Gong was busy, so he subconsciously became suspicious. (.—)

Soon, Liu Xun went down: "You said you bought a bucket of paint and used it yourself?"

When Mr. Gong heard Liu Xun's words, he immediately stood up and said excitedly: "Of course, the decoration is to carry forward the spirit of four fearlessness.' ,"

"Aren't you afraid of the four?" Liu Xun was surprised this time, and he leaned over and started to read.

Seeing that Liu Xun was so puzzled, Teacher Gong started to explain: "I'm not afraid of trouble, I'm not afraid of working hard, I'm not afraid of rework, I'm not afraid of getting angry! In order to prevent him from cheating on you, the contractor will buy a small screw. I have to take a taxi and personally Go. Cheap!!"

When he finished speaking, Teacher Gong faced the audience with a very persistent look, and made the words clear.

"How much is a screw?" After listening to Teacher Gong's words, Liu Xun couldn't help but ask directly.

Teacher Gong immediately stretched out a finger and said, "One cent!"

"What about the taxi fare?" Liu Xun continued to ask. .

Teacher Gong still had an excited expression on his face, made a seven gesture, and said loudly, "Seventy-seven!!!"

Faced with Teacher Gong's excited expression, Liu Xun directly showed a helpless expression, and couldn't help complaining: "This head, in our countryside, was definitely kicked by a donkey."

After speaking, Liu Xun took a few steps to the other side of the stage, as if to tell the audience that he and I were not the same kind of people.

The audience also burst into thunderous applause in this scene of the sketch.

Some viewers with low laughs, regardless of the opinions of the people around them, covered their stomachs and laughed wildly in their positions.

Even those spectators who were self-proclaimed to have a high point of laughter were made to laugh out loud by Liu Xun's scene.

A dime for a screw, seventy-seven for a taxi, even if you make money for the contractor, the contractor will earn you a few dollars, so why bother?