Urban Comedy Master

Facing the hilarious laughter of the audience, Liu Xun did not directly avoid this topic, but continued to follow the topic and said, "I tell you, if you pretend like this, there are four basic results."

"What?" Upon hearing Liu Xun's words, Teacher Gong couldn't help but take a few steps forward and asked with puzzled eyes.

Seeing that Teacher Gong was so curious, Liu Xun didn't hide it. He opened his mouth and said, "That means the family is basically ruined, the body is basically injured, and life is basically messed up. The husband and wife are basically dead."

After listening to Liu Xun's words, Teacher Gong slapped his thigh, the whole person seemed to have found a bosom friend, and his tone wished to treat Liu Xun as a sworn brother: "Oh, I really feel the same!"

"Definitely!" Liu Xun saw the other party's performance and thought it was normal, and followed a tone.

And Teacher Gong seemed to have a lot of bitterness in his heart, so he couldn't help complaining to Liu Xun: "Since I started decorating, my wife has been arguing with me every day, arguing with your little workers during the day, and arguing with my husband at night! "

Upon hearing this, Liu Xun suddenly became nervous.

After seeing Liu Xun's nervous expression, all the audience instantly looked forward to it.

According to the original routine, as long as Liu Xun's complexion changes, a new stalk will appear.

Therefore, the audience at the scene held their breaths one by one, for fear of misunderstanding this line.

After a few seconds, Liu Xun, whose face was tense, opened his mouth and said, ".々Then you have to tell your sister-in-law that you can use your husband as a small worker during the day."

"Okay." Hearing this, Teacher Gong didn't think about anything, and replied subconsciously.

But just after he answered, Liu Xun's next sentence made Teacher Gong restless.

Only listening to Liu Xunyu said earnestly: "At night, don't use our little workers as husbands!"

"Understood..." When I first heard it, Teacher Gong didn't react, and replied that he understood, but after reacting, Teacher Gong let go of Liu Xun's hand with a displeased expression (Good Li's) Looking at Liu Xun, he shouted, "You... are you taking advantage of me?"

Facing this scene, the gentlemen in the audience laughed happily.

Even the photography staff couldn't help biting their lips, for fear that if they laughed, it would affect the shooting of the show.

Especially the three groups of comedians in the backstage, Xiao Fei was the first to speak, only to see her hugging a pillow, the whole person laughed in an inhuman way, and said while laughing: "I feel that whoever plays with Master Liu, anyone can do it. It's going to be a loss!!!!"

Seeing this scene, Xu Juncong couldn't help but comment: "Hahaha, that's not it, Master Liu's nickname is Da Huyou!"

"Sure enough, Master Liu is still Master Liu, we don't need to think about it this time, we're going to lose!!" Gao Xiaopan on the side saw this, although his face was full of smiles, he still knew a cruel reality. .

Chapter two hundred and ninety seventh: Small hammer forty, sledgehammer eighty

Chapter two hundred and ninety seventh: Small hammer forty, sledgehammer eighty

Liu Xun also knew that he said something wrong, and quickly explained: "No, we don't work overtime at night, right?"

Mr. Gong seems to have no idea about such a brazen person, and saw him walking to the first prop wall of the entry, and then slowly said: "Come and see, I'm going to install this fifty Six-inch rear projection!!"

"Back projection?" Liu Xun walked over after hearing Teacher Gong's words, glanced at the wall, and couldn't help muttering.

However, Teacher Gong extended a distance with both hands, and then said: "So, this distance is a bit close, let's smash this wall first!!"

After Mr. Gong finished speaking, he drew a big X on the wall with a blackboard pen.

"Brother, no problem, isn't that the wall!!!!" Seeing that he was about to work, Liu Xun picked up the hammer and walked forward.

But when he was about to smash, he suddenly found that something was wrong behind the wall. After looking around for a while, he couldn't help but said, "Brother, this wall can't be smashed!"

"Why?" After Mr. Gong heard it, he was surprised. Isn't the decoration just smashing the wall?How can you not smash it?

In response to Teacher Gong's doubts, Liu Xun hurriedly continued, "There is toilet 347 behind this!"

The so-called specializing in art, Mr. Gong is not a decoration, so I don't understand this, and after listening to it, I can't help but wonder: "Why can't the toilet be smashed?"

Liu Xun couldn't help walking in front of Mr. Gong who was still ignorant, grabbed his hand, and walked to another place one step at a time, then said anxiously as he walked, "Think about it. Ah, the front is the TV and the back is the toilet, if you want a convenience, isn't that a live broadcast?"

When Liu Xun said the words "Live", the audience burst into laughter. ~)

One by one said that sometimes watching Liu Xun's sketches and making them laugh, it is not the plot of the story at all, but the style of Liu Xun's speech.

This decoration piece, almost everything Liu Xun said, can form a form of jingle.

Some netizens even shouted, "What does Liu Xun look like? How can he not look like an honest person this time?"

As soon as this sentence came out, many netizens liked it one after another, and each one felt that it was in their hearts.

He seems to be an honest person, but he feels like a person who pretends to be confused. (.—) It is because of this sense of contrast that the audience can't help but pay attention to every move, so long as the burden is thrown, the audience can't hold back.

"Why don't you understand romance at all?" Teacher Gong felt completely helpless after hearing this.

Liu Xun was puzzled. Holding a hammer, he asked with a bewildered face, "Why don't I understand romance?"

Soon, Teacher Gong lowered his voice and said cautiously, "Do you think this toilet is for convenience?"

"This toilet is inconvenient, what else can you do? I don't understand!" This time, Liu Xun was completely confused. What kind of medicine is in this Nima gourd?The toilet is not convenient, or what?

Teacher Gong seemed a little embarrassed about Liu Xun's daze, but after thinking about it, there was no outsider, so he couldn't help lowering his voice and continued: "You can take a shower! You can take a bubble bath, think about it, If you're sitting here watching TV. My wife is standing there taking a shower,"

After Teacher Gong finished speaking, Liu Xun seemed to feel that there was really a TV in front of him, and Teacher Gong's wife was behind the TV. Thinking of this, he couldn't help but subconsciously said, "Then why do I have any thoughts? watching TV!"

As soon as Liu Xun finished speaking, Teacher Gong immediately pushed Liu Xun away, and pushed Liu Xun away a few meters (bdbb).

After this scene on the field appeared, the audience didn't mention how much fun they were, they all laughed without caring about their own image.

While they were laughing, netizens also began to shame Liu Xun.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"This Nima Liuxun will take advantage too!!"