Urban Comedy Master

"Look, Teacher Gong's expression has changed!!"

"The world is shameless and divided into ten fights, and Liu Xun has nine fights alone!!"

"666666, if you take advantage of it once, you can take advantage of it a second time!"

For these comments, Liu Xun and Teacher Gong naturally do not know, what they have to do now is to continue to perform the show,

"I'll sit here and watch!!" After pushing Liu Xun, Teacher Gong sat on the oil drum with an unhappy expression.

"Then what am I doing?" Liu Xun asked honestly when he saw that the other party was so angry.

"Break the wall!!!" Seeing the teacher like the other party, Teacher Gong didn't want to care too much, so he just said a word and turned the sketch into the main topic.

When Liu Xun heard the smashing of the wall, he immediately became interested. He saw him enthusiastically saying to Teacher Gong, "Smashing the wall." The wall worker's appearance was very well played. After the performance, Liu Xun continued: "Brother, I'm on the sledgehammer."

"Stop!!" However, just when Liu Xun was just swinging his hammer, Teacher Gong suddenly shouted a word.

As soon as he finished shouting, the hammer that Liu Xunyu wanted to go out was immediately put away.

After the hammer was put away, Liu Xun didn't dare to offend the client, so he held back his anger and said, "Brother, what do you say?"

"The price hasn't been decided yet!" Looking at Teacher Gong, he said very calmly.

Hearing that he was asking about the price, Liu Xun was not angry anymore. He walked directly to Teacher Gong, and said as he walked, "Oh, big brother, the price of the hammer is different!!!"

"What's the price?" Teacher Gong asked again after listening.

Liu Xun quickly took out the small hammer in his bag, and then pointed at the small hammer and said, "The small hammer is forty." After speaking, he pointed at the large hammer in his hand, and said: "The big hammer eighty!"

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Teacher Gong saw that Liu Xun took out two hammers, big and small. The price of the big hammer was twice that of the small hammer. He couldn't help but quickly asked: "Wait, this is doubled?"

When Liu Xun heard what Teacher Gong meant, it seemed that he wanted to bargain, he smiled shyly, and then quickly started talking nonsense: "Brother, a sledgehammer is equivalent to a big player, and the appearance fee for this weight must be high~!"

Sure enough, as long as Liu Xun talked nonsense, the audience couldn't help laughing. ~)

Similarly, after Liu Xun's remarks ended, the scene broke out again with bursts of applause.

Obviously, Teacher Gong didn't care about the labor fee of [-] yuan. After explaining it clearly, he calmly said: "Eighty is eighty."

For Teacher Gong, [-] yuan doesn't matter, but for Liu Xun, a small worker, customers can be satisfied without bargaining, so Liu Xun quickly echoed: "Thank you, brother, it's eighty. Thank you. Big brother, smashed?" At the same time, Liu Xun also walked to the first wall, and his tone was more than a little more polite.

"Smash it!" Now that this is the case, what else does Teacher Gong have to say?Straight back to a positive word.

Hearing that he was about to smash, Liu Xun pooh spit on his palm twice, then picked up the hammer and smashed it against the wall. (.—)

After the first blow, Liu Xun shouted, "Eighty!!!!"

After the second hit, Liu Xun continued to shout, "Eighty!!!!"

After the third blow, Liu Xun also continued to shout, "Eight...", but just as he shouted well, suddenly Teacher Gong jumped up like a monkey, and hurriedly shouted: "Stop. !!!!!"

This sentence stopped, and Liu Xun was directly attacked by the force, and his body leaned back several times.

When he almost fell, Liu Xun held his waist, looked at Teacher Gong with tears in his eyes, and said earnestly, "Oh, brother, it's the most taboo to call stop when swinging the hammer, it's easy to protrude the lumbar disc!"

Teacher Gong also knew that he had done something wrong, so he supported Liu Xun, rubbed his waist, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I just wanted to ask you clearly, are you asking for [-] a day, or are you still Eighty for a hammer?"

In the face of Teacher Gong's pretentious and unreasonable appearance, Liu Xun was a hard worker and couldn't tell.

I saw that he took off the hand on Teacher Gong's body, put both hands on the hammer, and then said weakly to the camera: "Eighty a day, eighty with a hammer, isn't that a one-shot deal? "

Hearing Liu Xun's explanation, Teacher Gong complained instead, "Then why did you hit a hammer and shout?"

Liu Xun was about to cry, it was the first time he felt wronged, especially in the face of this stingy teacher Gong, after listening to Teacher Gong's words, Liu Xun almost complained: "I'm shouting like this, it's not Are you feeling strong?"

Regarding Liu Xun's remarks, Teacher Gong spread his hands and said, "But I don't have a clue in my heart!!"

"Then you don't even give the deposit, why don't I tell you to forget it?" Upon hearing this, Liu Xun immediately became angry and choked back. (.—)

Seeing that Liu Xun has said this, Teacher Gong also knows that there is no objection to fighting more, and finally waved his hand, motioning you to continue: "Ah, ah, alright, alright!!"

The employer agreed to continue, and Liu Xun reluctantly continued to walk to the wall. When he left, he didn't forget to complain: "You are so wrong!!!!"

After complaining, he raised his hammer, aimed at the corner that Teacher Gong had drawn, and said directly: "I shouted!!"

"eighty!!!!"

"eighty!!!!"

"eighty!!!!!"

"Brother, get it!!!"

After shouting three times in a row, Liu Xun finally smashed the wall.

After smashing the wall, Liu Xun did not forget to inform his elder brother.

But just after he finished the notification, he felt a rush of water and shot him in the face.

This time, he immediately became anxious and said, "Brother, the water pipe is cracked!!"

After Mr. Gong listened, not only did he not worry, but he became excited and trotted all the way to Liu Xun.