Urban Comedy Master

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After coming to Liu Xun, he glanced at it and found that the water pipe was really cracked, and immediately said excitedly: "Oh, great, just here, make me a fountain! !!"

As for Teacher Gong's words, Liu Xun immediately said as if he had discovered something, "Brother, I'm afraid not!!"

"Why?" Hearing this, Teacher Gong was surprised and asked back.

After the question, the audience all looked at Liu Xun in unison, wondering why they couldn't create a fountain.

And soon Liu Xun wiped a handful of water from his face and said directly, "Wow, sewer pipe!"

As soon as he heard the words "sewers", Mr. Gong was shocked when he heard the words, and immediately shouted in a hurry: "Block, block, block.... Go!"

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After speaking, Mr. Gong ran to the side at once, and Liu Xun quickly blocked the upper and lower water pipes. After blocking, he couldn't help but complain: "Oh, this guy is too tasty!!"

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When Liu Xun's performance was very exciting, the director of the behind-the-scenes TV station was also attracted by this scene and completely forgot what he was doing here.

Until the people below shouted: "Master!! Broken!! Broken!!!!"

Hearing this sentence, the director was instantly brought into reality from the program, stared at the data station with a pair of eyes.

I don't know if I don't watch it, but when I saw it, I was shocked. When the ratings directly broke through to 9.667, Director Liu felt like a dream.

This Nima Liuxun is no longer a master in his heart, but a god! ! !

9.667 ratings, what is this concept?For every hundred TV sets, nine TV sets are broadcasting their program.

And this is only the TV ratings. At this time, the live broadcast of Panda TV has already exceeded more than [-] million people.

This time, he directly sits on the throne of No. [-], and unless Liu Xun personally breaks it, no one can break this record! ! .

Chapter [-]: On the realm of stingy [Kneeling and begging to subscribe]

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Liu Xun once again shocked the entire Chinese-speaking circle with his talent.

The whole network ratings first, breaking the national network ratings records.

The audience rating on the entire platform is the first, breaking the audience rating record in the past two decades, and crushing the entire variety show with a superior score of 9.66.

In this case, how could Liu Xun not be a god in the director's heart?

In particular, under this data, the directors of many TV stations also made extremely resentful voices one by one.

The director of Zhejiang TV station, after seeing that the number one ranking reached 9.66, he felt extremely regretful.If I had known that my relationship with Liu Xun was going deeper, I started this show myself.

Among them, Mango Taiwan is the most "three or four zero" for regret.

In recent years, because Mango TV has no outstanding works, and the previous variety shows are outdated, they are all supported by the popularity of old fans, so that they will always be the first in prison in the TV field. Slow Slowly hovering in the top three, sometimes first, sometimes second, sometimes third.

Although the top three results are already quite good.

But for Mango Taiwan, this is a complete slap in the face.

Thinking of this, the head of Mango Station sat at home with a dull face, and he had already started planning in his mind, how to catch up with Liu Xun. ~)

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Speaking of the stage, when Liu Xun blocked the water in the sewer, Mr. Gong quickly walked to the right side of the first wall, and then drew an X on the upper right corner.

"You can't do it over there, hit this way!" Teacher Gong said soon after he finished drawing.

"Is it right here?" As for Liu Xun, after listening to it, he walked to the right side of the wall.

A few seconds later, Liu Xun skillfully spit out two mouthfuls of saliva in his hand, and slammed the sledgehammer towards the upper right corner.

Shouting while smashing.

"eighty!!!"

"eighty!!!!"

"eighty!!!"

It was also three times and eighty, and the wall was smashed by Liu Xun.

After smashing it, Liu Xun proudly said to Teacher Gong, "Brother, it's done!!!"

Because of the previous sewers, Mr. Gong did not dare to go up immediately after listening to Liu Xun's words.

I saw Teacher Gong's suspicious step by step, and carefully walked to the wall that was smashed open.

When I came here, I found that there was really nothing here, and I was completely relieved. (.—)

However, just as he stretched out his hand and touched the wall that was smashed open, he suddenly seemed to have been electrocuted, his whole body swayed, and he shouted, "Electric, electric, electric, electric" while shaking.

"Where is the cushion? What is the cushion?" Speaking of Liu Xun, he didn't think much about it at first, thinking that Teacher Gong felt that he was short and wanted to move a cushion to stand on.So he just picked up the oil drum and walked over, asking as he walked over.

"Smash, smash, smash!!" For Liu Xun's actions, Teacher Gong was about to cry, and hurriedly called out another word.

When he finished shouting, Liu Xun asked in confusion: "What?"

"Smash me!!! Oops!!!" Teacher Gong let out a tear and let out a loud cry.