Urban Comedy Master

After seeing this scene again, Liu Xun also completely knew that Teacher Gong was electrocuted. He quickly picked up a big hammer and rushed towards Teacher Gong's place without saying a word. And also shouted: "Big brother, eighty!!!!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Liu Xun's big hammer smashed onto Teacher Gong's body.

In the same way, because of this hammer, Mr. Gong escaped from the current place, and a few Lang Dangs lifted the crisis.

Teacher Gong's crisis has been lifted, but the crisis of all audiences has not been lifted.

Under this scene, the audience has already laughed like a dog! !Comments on the Internet are also full of flowers and contention.

"Hahahaha, I..haha..No way, my stomach hurts!!"

"Killing me!!"

"What a classic Liu Xun can come up with!! Wow, I really feel like I was slapped by Liu Xun!"

"The movie tells us what a dream is, and Liu Xun tells us what a reality is... I don't have any painkillers ready tonight!"

"Why? Why? When I was watching the show, I happened to fall into memory with my ex, and when this scene appeared, I laughed out loud. My ex hung up the phone and replied to me with a scumbag, especially now that I am obviously angry , but I can't help but laugh!"

"Liu Xun, a master of comedy of a generation, this sentence is definitely not a blow!"

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For such a popular effect, everyone seems to feel that they have long been surprised. Everyone is not concerned about data, but about the development of sketches.

"Big brother, are you alright!" Liu Xun saw Teacher Gong sitting on the ground with an uncomfortable face, and couldn't help but ask.

Teacher Gong seemed to be a little weak, grabbed Liu Xun's hand, almost hoarsely, and said slowly: "I want to make it clear to you, smashing the wall gives money, smashing me don't have to give money!"

Seeing that Teacher Gong was still talking about money at this time, Liu Xun hurriedly unfolded the man's side and explained it very powerfully: "Brother, I will give this hammer to you, the Spring Festival reward, smash one for one! !"

After speaking, the audience who had not finished laughing just now burst into laughter again.

This Nima hammer also has a big 1.3 reward, smash one for one?

It's a shame that Liu Xun was able to come up with such a classic line.

Especially Mr. Gong, after being electrocuted, he still cares about money. He is simply in the realm of stingy, he is already invincible!

Soon Teacher Gong, after hearing that he didn't need money, Teacher Gong felt a little more comfortable, and his whole person gradually got better.

After a few moments, he stood up, and after standing up, he couldn't help sighing: "It's too dangerous"

Hearing this, Liu Xun couldn't help but said: "Isn't it, you have to have a decoration drawing. Otherwise, if you hit the water and the electricity, if you hit the gas, we will all be out of breath. It's gone!"

After he finished speaking, he thought that Teacher Gong would reply to him soon, but found that Teacher Gong seemed to be thinking about the second wall. .

Chapter [-]: Smashing the wall and smashing a teacher Guo

Chapter [-]: Smashing the wall and smashing a teacher Guo

Seeing Mr. Gong scribbling and drawing on the second wall, Liu Xun couldn't help but walk over and asked, "Brother, what are you doing?"

"Picture, according to this picture, smash a closet for me!" Teacher Gong immediately explained what Liu Xun said. (Book^House*Small}Said + Net)

Liu Xun walked over and took a look. After looking at the house, he hurriedly shouted: "No, the load-bearing wall fell down with one smash."

Teacher Gong also seemed to have already realized this problem. He quickly waved his hand to signal Liu Xun not to be in a hurry, and said earnestly, "Don't smash it, leave half of it, and take out a closet!"

Hearing Teacher Gong's words, Liu Xun immediately understood, he put the sledgehammer aside, then took out the small hammer from the bag, and after taking out the small hammer, he said, "Then this thing requires skill. It's gone!"

"Oh?" Seeing Liu Xun's actions, Teacher Gong couldn't help but subconsciously said.

When talking about Liu Xun, I saw him take out a small hammer, looked at the wall that had been graffitied, and said with a professional tone: "You can't act rashly with the big hammer, first get 13 small hammers to buckle the seam. Then the big hammer is done! "

When Liu Xun's words came out, Teacher Gong smiled like a splendid flower, and couldn't help but said, "Good little hammer, it's cheap!"

After speaking, Liu Xun started to smash the wall. (.—)

He took a small hammer and tapped around the drawn line, while Teacher Gong on the side seemed a little obsessed. Seeing Liu Xun tap once, he couldn't help shouting once.

"Forty forty forty!! Forty forty forty!!!!"

As Teacher Gong shouted forty incessantly, Liu Xun knocked halfway, and immediately put down the hammer speechlessly, looked at Teacher Gong with annoyance, and shouted directly, "What are you calling? What are you calling?"

"Aren't you talking about [-] for sledgehammers and [-] for small ones?" Teacher Gong became slightly cowardly in the face of the fierce Liu Xun, and his tone was a little lower.

After listening to this sentence, Liu Xun felt helpless, and he complained directly: "If you add the forty dollars, it will be one hundred and two, do you know?"

However, Teacher Gong didn't seem to notice Liu Xun's complaints, and thought it was true, so he said cheekily, "I'll give you another discount, sixty?"

As soon as he heard that there was still a discount for this old product, Liu Xun immediately let go of the things in his hand and said instantly: "Don't do it!!!!"

"Hey, don't stop!!" As soon as Liu Xun said no, Teacher Gong immediately persuaded and quickly persuaded him.

"Give you a hammer, why do you still ask for a counter coupon?" And Liu Xun didn't care at all, he was ready to leave here with a fiery temper.

"No, no, no, eighty, eighty!!!" After seeing Liu Xunzhen leaving, Teacher Gong immediately shouted.

Hearing this, Liu Xun was relieved, and quickly bent down and picked up his sledgehammer, glanced at the wall, and said, "Bah, I don't have that patience, just hit the sledgehammer!!"

After speaking, he slammed against the wall, and when he smashed, he also shouted: "Eighty, eighty, eighty!!!!"

The rule of thumb is that after hitting the wall three times, it will definitely break open.Sure enough, after Liu Xun smashed it three times, the wall was smashed open. After smashing it open, Liu Xun proudly said to Teacher Gong, "Big brother!"

Hearing that it was smashed, Teacher Gong immediately walked over with great interest, and added a sentence: "Okay!"

When the two were standing together, ready to see if there was anything outside the cave, Teacher Guo, who was wearing women's clothes, suddenly appeared at the entrance of the cave. In an instant, Liu Xun and Teacher Gong screamed as if they had seen a ghost: " what!!!!!!"