Urban Comedy Master

"What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?" After Mr. Guo came out, he asked in three consecutive sentences, directly playing a pungent old woman very real.

Liu Xun and Teacher Gong were terrified, but the audience burst into laughter.

Everyone couldn't help but applaud, especially after seeing that the woman who played the role was Mr. Guo's role, he couldn't help laughing.

Some audience members even laughed exaggeratedly, almost crouching on the ground and laughing, infecting those around them for a while.

Laughter spread throughout the stage, and everyone couldn't be convinced by Liu Xun's comedic mind.

Especially when they thought of what Teacher Guo said before, they laughed even more.

In the live broadcast room on the Internet, after Mr. Guo's appearance, the topic was instantly detonated.

"Ten years later, Mr. Guo said at a press conference that I am willing to pay [-] million to help me delete this work!"

"Hahahaha, Mr. Guo is really awesome!!!!"

"When I first saw it, I thought to myself that there are still such ugly women in this world? When I saw Mr. Guo, I found out that this Nima is really the ugliest person in the world!"

"Everyone, please don't slander Mr. Guo, this is a dedication to art 553, don't laugh, hahahaha, sorry, I can't help it!"

"Your dick, my father An Zhi?"

"The worst time Mr. Guo was hacked!!"

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The audience's explosive reaction made Mr. Guo on the stage couldn't help laughing a little bit, but fortunately, his acting skills were here, and he returned to his role in a few moments.

"Sister-in-law, nothing, I just want to expand the space!!" Regarding Teacher Guo's anger, as the owner of the house, Teacher Gong was the only one who could come forward, so he trembled and apologized.

"You want to expand the space, what are you doing by smashing the walls of our house?" When Teacher Guo heard Teacher Gong's words, he immediately put his waist on his back and said very saucy.

After speaking, Liu Xun couldn't help adding to the misery: "Brother, isn't that your house?"

Regarding Liu Xun's words, Teacher Gong carefully gestured to indicate that it was not. At this moment, Teacher Guo was also angry. He almost gritted his teeth and said, "That's my house!"

"Aiya, Mom, it's over the limit!" Liu Xun trotted to Teacher Gong's side when he heard this, he couldn't help but be afraid! .

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Seeing Liu Xun's cowardice, Mr. Gong had nothing to say. He took a step forward and said cautiously, "Sister-in-law, I didn't want to cross the border, I just wanted to dig out a closet!!"

Hearing Teacher Gong's words, Teacher Guo's image of a shrew was revealed. www.shu05.com

I saw him holding a broom, wearing pink clothes, and chattering with one hand on his waist: "Are you taking out the closet?" After speaking, he immediately looked at the camera again, facing all the audience, and continued. : "Our closet was just finished, and I was sweeping the dust. Well, a sledgehammer came over. Fortunately, I was in a hurry to hide. Otherwise, my face would have been broken, you know? "

When Teacher Guo finished speaking, there was a burst of violent applause from the audience, thunderous voices layer upon layer, accompanied by countless laughter sounds.

All of this is because Teacher Guo deliberately said the broken characters in a dialect, followed by countless decimal points, all of which were sprayed onto Teacher Gong's face.

With funny lines and hilarious actions, how can the audience not laugh?

"it is good!!!!!!"

"Hahaha, Mr. Guo's acting is amazing!!"

"66666 Mr. Guo turned out to be a master of sketches!"

"I didn't expect that our teacher Guo would be so funny and break through the sky like this!!"

The audience applauded and laughed, and under the laughter, a wave of comments blurted out. (.—)

Teacher Guo is all about the performance. For this reason, after he finished saying this line, he looked at the audience with a crying face, and continued to speak helplessly: "Why, this?"

"Oh, big brother, just like this, it's the same as plastic surgery!!.〃!" Liu Xun, who was on the side, when he saw Teacher Guo's appearance, he immediately pulled Teacher Gong aside, and then muttered in a low voice.

"What are you talking about?" As soon as the two people's whispers came out, Teacher Guo heard a little bit, and immediately became even more upset, and shouted with a broom.

When Teacher Gong and Liu Xun saw this, they hurried over to try to persuade them.

However, Teacher Guo was still unhappy: "What are you talking about?"

"No, I just said it!!" Soon, Liu Xun came to Teacher Guo and wanted to explain.

However, before he finished speaking, Teacher Guo interrupted directly: "You said, is it easy to buy a house?"

"It's not easy." For Teacher Guo's interruption, what can Liu Xun do as the one who is at fault?He could only endure the fear and stand beside him like a grandson, quietly cooperating.

When Mr. Guo heard that the other party was no longer taunting, he immediately began to enter the hatred woman mode, and also said with a waist: "I haven't lived for a day! You will be smashed into a broken house!!"

This time, Mr. Guo almost spit at Liu Xun. Although it was just a spit, it also made the audience feel a shudder. This special Mr. Guo is also 666.

And Liu Xun, with a sad expression, touched his face with his hand, then turned around and complained to Teacher Gong: "Big brother, it's more delicious than a sewer pipe!!"

Seeing that Liu Xun was still looking uncomfortable at this time, Mr. Gong pushed Liu Xun away, and quickly walked to Mr. Guo politely, and began to apologize: "Sister-in-law, don't be angry, you see what the saying goes. , With this wall, we are two families, tear down this wall..."

When the audience heard this, they all knew that Mr. Gong wanted to make some sense, and to use this kind of words to bring the relationship between the two families closer, and to signal the other party not to be angry.

But just when everyone thought things would go smoothly, Teacher Guo hurriedly interrupted the other party's words and said aggressively: "It's also two!!"

This time, the audience who hadn't slowed down just now couldn't help but burst into laughter.

It was as if he fell to the ground with the five bodies that Liu Xun admired.

genius! ! !evildoer! !God of comedy! ! !