Urban Comedy Master

After reading it, everyone knows that this is a Scottish-themed hotel.

However, just as the audience watched quietly, Liu Xun's words suddenly made the audience burst into laughter.

"As expected of the most expensive hotel in Yanjing, the name is so foreign, Scottish flirting!!"

As soon as the words fell, the audience's laughter was automatically activated by Liu Xun's words, and everyone started laughing regardless of their image. I watched a few talent shows before, and many people were already drowsy. Yes, but now because of Liu Xun's opening, he instantly became full of energy, and his splendor was flying.

"Master, you read it the other way around, it's Scottish." Maybe she couldn't stand it anymore, so she quickly reminded Liu Xun that the role she played at this time was Liu Xun's granddaughter, so she called him Lord Liu Xun.

"Oh, Scottish flair, that's it!!" Liu Xun was a little embarrassed after hearing what you said, but with his face, it didn't matter. After being embarrassed, he decided to stay in this place. eat.

Hearing that her grandfather was confirmed, but the girl was empty, she looked at Liu Xun nervously and said, "Master, this family is expensive!!"

Liu Xun disapproved of his own girl's words and said, "Expensive, we brought money, more than [-] yuan, and the bag?"

After speaking, Liu Xun began to seem to be looking for something.

However, after listening to Liu Xun's words, the girl immediately became stunned, and said after a while, "No... don't you bring a bag?"

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"Put the money in that bag!" Liu Xun immediately reminded Yadan's words. After the reminder, he was still a little confused when he saw his granddaughter, and immediately reminded: "The yellow bag."

This time, Ya Dan seemed to remember it. After thinking about it, her face was full of confusion, and she said nervously: "It's over!! Let me pull it on the kang!!!"

Hearing that the bag containing the money had been left at home, Liu Xun frowned completely, and couldn't help but blamed his granddaughter: "Look, you're still on the kang, do you have any money in your pocket? "

Although he was very angry, he was also his granddaughter. No one was perfect, and Liu Xun didn't care too much. Seeing that the matter had come to this point, he immediately began to search his body. See how much money you have on you and see if you can take it.

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A few seconds later, Ya Dan took out a stack of change from her pocket, and after doing the math, she said in a daze, "I only have seventy!"

Hearing that her granddaughter was seventy, Liu Xun took out a few hundred dollars from his pocket and muttered to himself, "I have four hundred here!"

"It's over, it's not enough!!!" Seeing that the two of them only had [-] yuan, Ya Dan couldn't help but said.

And Liu Xun seemed to have a solution in his mind, and immediately took Yadan's seventy yuan into his hand, and slowly said, "Okay, enough."

"That's not possible!" Hearing his grandfather's words, Ya Dan couldn't help saying.

After all, for four hundred and seventy yuan, you can't even order a single dish in such a high-end hotel.

But Liu Xun behaved very calmly, walked to the hotel with the money, and kept repeating: "Enough is enough." He seemed confident.

As soon as they saw this, the audience was completely interested. This Nima can go to such a good hotel for four hundred and seventy yuan to eat?Under this problem, coupled with Liu Xun's identity as a big fool, countless people want to see what method Liu Xun can use to get food for more than [-] yuan. .

Chapter [-]: Then say, no? 【Kneeling for subscription】

Chapter [-]: Then say, no? 【Kneeling for subscription】

After confirming that there was no problem, Liu Xun took the girl to the hotel. ~)

After entering the hotel, Liu Xun immediately began to shout: "Waiter!!"

After shouting, Liu Xun prepared to put down the green onions and garlic on his body, and at this time, Xiao Shenyang, wearing a Scottish costume, walked towards Liu Xun step by step.

As soon as Xiaoshenyang appeared, the audience cheered. Although Xiaoshenyang is not as popular as Liu Xun, he is also a very popular actor in the comedy world, so his appearance makes the scene so popular.

Speaking of Xiaoshenyang, when he walked to Liu Xun's body, his face was a little embarrassed, and after a few seconds he said politely, "I'm sorry, sir, we are a high-end liquor store called "Sanyiqi", and we don't accept farmers. by-product!"

"Hahahahaha!!"

"6666666"

"Master, we do not accept agricultural and sideline products!!"

"This little Shenyang's acting skills are absolutely incredible!!"

"Liu Xun's three laws of sketches, you must laugh at the beginning, laugh in the middle, and laugh at the end, hahaha, my waist is about to break from laughing!"

"If this special Spring Festival Gala is without Liu Xun, I don't think there is much to see, it's just too funny!!"

When Xiaoshenyang finished the first sentence after his appearance, whether it was the audience at the scene, the audience in front of the TV, or the audience in front of the computer, after watching this paragraph, no one could hold back their laughter, and one by one they followed Nodding a laughing hole, he tried his best to laugh.

"No, we are eating" Liu Xun said politely immediately after hearing the waiter's words.

After all, I don't have money with me, so I have to discuss it with the other party. If I offend others at this time, how can I discuss it?

Obviously because Liu Xun's dress made him feel that it was impossible for him to eat, so after hearing this, Xiao Shenyang immediately offered tea: "Well, eat?"

"It's not like that?" Liu Xun smiled honestly, giving people a very simple feeling.

"It doesn't look like it!" Xiao Shenyang was honest, but he didn't flatter Liu Xun, he just said what he said in his heart.

As for Liu Xun, he didn't care about the other party's opinion at all. Anyway, he came here to entertain a big man, and he didn't want to provoke such trivial matters, so he continued to say: "I said girl, this meal is very important!"

When he just finished speaking, Xiao Shenyang's face changed a few times on the spot, and he shouted, "Well, who do you call a girl?" real man!"

As soon as these words came out, the audience burst into laughter again. (.—)

I have to say that Xiao Shenyang played this role too much.

Because she is dressed in Scottish clothing, and when she speaks, it feels like a girl, and when combined with the lines that Laozi is a pure man, it is simply ridiculous and can't be more funny.

The audience laughed, and Liu Xun laughed along with him. He couldn't help looking at Xiao Shenyang and muttered to himself, "Why are you still dressed like this? Are you still wearing a skirt?"

Hearing Liu Xun's words, Xiao Shenyang immediately explained: "This is according to our Scottish style, and besides, these are not skirts, these are cropped trousers, look, don't they have legs?"