Urban Comedy Master

After speaking, Xiao Shenyang pulled up his pants, and when he pulled it, the audience burst into laughter.

It turned out that Xiao Shenyang wore this dress wrong. There were originally two trouser cuffs, but he directly wore one trouser cuff, so that it looked very much like a girl's skirt.

It's no wonder that Liu Xun admits his mistakes, everyone admits them!

Soon, Xiao Shenyang found out that something was wrong. When he found out, he immediately became embarrassed, and he was a little embarrassed, and then said: "Oh, mother, I was in a hurry to wear and ran away, I said why there is no crotch in the aisle! "

When Liu Xun saw this, he couldn't help laughing. After laughing, he started to get to the point. He put the agricultural and sideline products on the corner of the sofa, and then said, "Okay, keep your leg. Others wear it. Tonight, I want to invite a big man to dinner, you must entertain it!"

"Ah, no problem!" Xiao Shenyang on the side replied immediately after listening.

After putting things away, Liu Xun, who took off his coat, walked directly to the dining table, and then asked directly, "Come on, let me ask you, if you want to eat a meal in a hurry in this hotel. How much does it cost?"

"Why are you still in a hurry?" After hearing this, Xiao Shenyang was immediately stunned, and asked back with a puzzled face.  …

"No, I mean, order the most expensive ones." As for Xiao Shenyang's words, Liu Xun also knew that the other party had misunderstood the meaning, and quickly explained it.

Soon, Xiao Shenyang said without hesitation: "One or two thousand!"

After Xiaoshenyang finished talking about [-] or [-] yuan, Liu Xun was stunned. He guessed that it was expensive, but he didn't expect it to be so expensive.

You know, he only has more than [-] yuan on him, and with this more than [-] yuan, go here to eat?Can't even pay taxes?

Thinking of this, Liu Xun still pondered for a few seconds, and then he asked embarrassingly and euphemistically, "Well, is there such a situation, after eating today, I will pay tomorrow?"

When Xiao Shenyang heard this, he immediately said, "Are you playing a white bar?"

"No, I.. I'm not playing white bills here, I'm not poor, I'm rich." As soon as Liu Xun heard the other party's exposure to his little Jiujiu, he immediately became nervous.After nervously saying these words, he took out another [-] yuan from his pocket, and then took out [-] yuan and handed it to Xiao Shenyang.

"What do you mean?" Xiao Shenyang asked in confusion.

Liu Xun said generously: "Tips"

As soon as he heard that it was a small fee of 3.3, Xiao Shenyang's face instantly became extremely enthusiastic, and he said straightly: "Oh my god, you are so bright, uncle, you are so handsome."

Seeing the other party's face change like this, Liu Xun smiled and said: "Is it handsome if I give you these two money? I tell you that I don't give this money for nothing. When the guests arrive, you must give me enough face, do you understand? When I order food, you must help me with some,"

"What are you doing?" After hearing this, Xiao Shenyang was puzzled.

Liu Xun felt a little embarrassed about the other party's puzzlement, but after thinking about it, he still said straight: "It's not only to gain face, but also... It can't be too expensive, for example, I order expensive dishes!"

"Then I'll say no?" After Xiao Shenyang heard it, he immediately understood what the other party meant, and immediately said as if he understood! .

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"Oh, mother, it's amazing!" After hearing Xiao Shenyang's words, Liu Xun was all excited. The two clapped their hands, and then Liu Xun excitedly took out another thirty yuan from his pocket to give Xiao Shenyang. www.shu05.com

"I understand it for you!" After Xiao Shenyang received the money, the smile on his face became even brighter.

And this scene also made the audience laugh happily.

This Nima Liu Xun is Liu Xun, there will always be countless burdens on the show, and he can't stop laughing.

"Master, I'm a little hungry!!" At this time, after the two of them understood, the girl said.

"Hungry? Come to a bowl of noodles!" When the granddaughter was hungry, Liu Xun waved his hand and asked Xiao Shenyang to bring him a bowl of noodles.

"Seventy-eight bowls!" Xiao Shenyang on the side immediately reminded him when he heard that the other party wanted to meet him.

This time, Liu Xun was stunned, what noodles, seventy-eight bowls?Under this question, he couldn't help asking.

After the question, Xiaoshenyang started to enter the sales mode and said, "Scottish braised noodles!"

"Uh... is it that Luzi is expensive?" Soon, Liu Xun asked slightly hesitantly.

After Xiaoshenyang heard it, he immediately explained, "I don't need money for halogen!"

As soon as he heard that he didn't want money, Liu Xun let go of his heart and waved his hand: "Oh, then you have a bowl of braised rice, let's try it first."

After he finished speaking, Xiao Shenyang froze in place, completely overwhelmed.

And the audience was completely convinced because Liu Xun was so stingy, it was just too funny.

Under the applause, Xiao Shenyang said aggrieved: "Well, it's not that good!"

Regarding Xiaoshenyang's grievances, Liu Xun said, "That's because I didn't come, I'm coming, you've already done it! Go, go!!"

After he finished speaking, he looked impatient.

Seeing that Liu Xun still despised himself, Xiao Shenyang became impatient and said straight: "If the noodles don't cost money, would you still order noodles?"

After saying that, he turned around and went to prepare the bran.

Liu Xun didn't seem to care about Xiao Shenyang's words, he turned around and looked at his granddaughter Yadan, dragged his granddaughter with both hands and said, "Come on, stand up, Teacher Bi from the Avenue of Stars will come, you You must give me a face, okay? This is the best chance of your life, you know? Your grandfather has trained you for more than [-] years."

When he finished saying this, Ya Dan immediately interrupted: "Master, how old am I. (.—)"

As soon as these words came out, the audience was also surprised. The little girl's film is only in her teens, so why have you cultivated it for more than [-] years?

With this question in mind, the big guy continued to look down.

And when Liu Xun heard his granddaughter's words again, he didn't worry at all, and explained slowly: "I have trained your father for more than [-] years." When the audience heard this, they immediately laughed and wrote the two together. It has been cultivated for more than [-] years. After laughing, Liu Xun began to say with an expression of hating iron and steel: "Your father is a semi-finished product, I have been trained to be the head of the cultural station, and I am confident. ?"

"Yes!" As for her grandfather's words, Ya Dan immediately said angrily.

"Show your determination!" Liu Xun immediately followed after hearing his granddaughter's determination.

What do you have to say when you hear this?In front of the camera, he was very brave. After a few efforts, he said like an oath: "I am going to hit the waves in the Honghu Lake. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves. One wave is stronger than the other, and I will shoot my father on the beach."