Urban Comedy Master

"it is good!!!!!!!"

"Hahahaha, this little girl's film is too funny!"

"The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and pat Dad on the beach!"

"666666"

"If I had such big ambitions when I was a child, I guess my father wouldn't dare to come to my room and beat me now!"

Countless audiences burst into laughter with Yadan's words, and tears burst out one by one, praising Yadan for being too funny.

"Hey, here we come!!" After Ya Dan finished speaking, Xiao Shenyang also brought the things over.

Liu Xun took the bowl from the other party's hand, handed it to Ya Dan, and then said, "Drink this bran first!"

The girl had no idea, she took the bowl and started drinking. After drinking a little, she frowned and said, "It's a bit salty!"

"Bring a bowl of water!" Hearing that it was a little salty, Liu Xun immediately said to Xiao Shenyang.

After listening to Xiao Shenyang, he slapped his mouth and said, "Isn't there free water?"

This one was free, and it made the audience amused, but Liu Xun didn't seem to hear it, he waved his hand and asked the other party to pour a glass of boiled water.

Hearing that plain boiled water was required, Xiao Shenyang nodded, then turned around and prepared to pour a glass of water.

At this time, Mr. Bi suddenly came up from under the stage.

When he came up, Xiao Shenyang was stunned immediately, and he walked to Mr. Bi in a few steps.

"Hey, don't move, you...you...you're not that 393?" Soon, Xiaoshenyang turned into a fan of passers-by. After seeing Grandpa Bi, the whole person was extremely excited.

"Who is it?" Mr. Bi was wearing a black down jacket and carrying a bag. After being stopped, he looked at Xiao Shenyang in confusion.

"You are the one, confused, Zhu Jun?" Xiao Shenyang continued to speak excitedly, the index fingers of both hands kept pointing at his temples, as if he was trying hard to recall, and he opened his mouth after recalling for a long time.

After speaking, he immediately rejected: "No, Bai Yansong, no, Lao Bi, are you Teacher Bi???"

After thinking about it for more than ten seconds, Xiao Shenyang recognized Teacher Bi.

After Teacher Bi was recognized, he did not deny it, and nodded with a smile, indicating that he was Teacher Bi.

Similarly, after he admitted it, Xiao Shenyang shouted like crazy: "Oh, Mr. Bi, why did you come out? Come on, come on, Mr. Bi will run away in a while!! !"

As soon as his movement came out, Liu Xun and Ya Dan, who were sitting on the sofa, were shocked, and they immediately followed!

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Chapter [-]: The child's grandfather's surname is Bi

Chapter [-]: The child's grandfather's surname is Bi

Soon, Liu Xun came over and found that Xiao Shenyang was dragging Teacher Bi, and immediately reprimanded: "Eh, eh, what are you doing?"

"Mr. Bi!!" When Xiao Shenyang heard the reprimand, not only was he not angry, but he was still very excited. www.shu05.com

Seeing that the other party was so unsteady, Liu Xun immediately said solemnly: "I know, this is the guest I want to invite!" After saying this, everyone praised Liu Xun one after another, neither humble nor arrogant, neither busy nor panicked, but just in After they just liked, suddenly Liu Xun bent down again, looking in a pleasing manner, came to Mr. Bi to shake hands, and his image collapsed.

Such a funny scene naturally attracted laughter from the big guys.

On the other hand, Xiao Shenyang continued: "Mr. Bi, take a photo of me!"

"Go, go, wait for a while" Liu Xun immediately stopped when Xiao Shenyang was still asking for a photo.After stopping him, he opened his mouth to Teacher Bi with a full face: "Did you just arrive?"

After Mr. Bi heard this, he looked at Liu Xun with a strange expression, and kept asking politely, "Just arrived, may I ask who you are?"

"Who are you looking for?" Liu Xun asked nonchalantly.

"I'm looking for Liu Tiezhu, the head of the Lianhua Township Cultural Station!" Mr. Bi said honestly, not knowing what was going on.

After Teacher Bi finished speaking, Liu Xun immediately turned around and pointed at Yadan, and said, "You're right, this is Zhao Tiezhu's father!"

"No!! Zhao Tiezhu is my father." Ya Dan interrupted immediately when she heard that her father had said something wrong.

Liu Xun also knew that he was excited and said the wrong thing, and immediately explained: "I'm Zhao Tiezhu's father, aren't you looking for father?" : "Uh, no, you're right here! 々〃!"

Teacher Bi listened for a long time and was already confused. After the other party finished speaking, he subconsciously said, "Dad!"

After that, the audience burst into laughter! ! !

One by one, it's shameless to call Liu Xun Taite. After taking advantage of Mr. Li Daoming, he took advantage of Mr. Gong, and now he took advantage of Mr. Bi. He would take advantage of whoever played with him. cheap.

Teacher Bi is also the same, knowing that he said the wrong thing, and touching his temple with one hand, the whole person looks very helpless.

"No, I'm looking for your son Liu Tiezhu." Soon, Mr. Bi, who had reacted, entered the topic.

Liu Xun came this time because he wanted to introduce his granddaughter to Teacher Bi in advance, and then ask Teacher Bi to take his granddaughter to the Avenue of Stars, so he was very excited after hearing this: "He's waiting for you in the village, ah, The layout in the village is too grand, where the mayor’s secretary is waiting in line for you, build a hall, get a big room when you’re done, and get you a big photo to hang in the middle, surrounded by flowers!”

As soon as the voice fell, the audience burst into laughter again.

They didn't know how many times they laughed today, but they couldn't help it every time.

This is the first time I have seen people entertaining people like this. Isn't this the time when the dead, the funeral, will have arrangements?

There is a portrait in the hall, surrounded by flowers, and others are crying, it is absolutely amazing!

Apparently Teacher Bi also felt something was wrong, so he interrupted Liu Xun's words immediately, grabbed Liu Xun's hand with one hand and asked, "Brother, what color are those flowers?"

"There are white and yellow ones. Really, where are the people waiting for you with pens and papers? They all cried!" Liu Xun didn't notice anything unusual and answered honestly.