Urban Comedy Master

"Why are you crying?" This time, Mr. Bi was no longer misunderstood. He completely felt that the other party was mourning him, but he was still surprised, so he asked subconsciously.

To Teacher Bi's question, Liu Xun answered without any nonsense: "Excited!!"

"Oh, let's go to the village quickly!" Hearing that the people were crying excitedly, Teacher Bi hurriedly said.

Teacher Bi is going to the village, how could Liu Xun let him go?Just kidding, he deliberately ran here to intercept, isn't he a little careful?For this reason, he brought up the speech he had already prepared, and said, "No, tell me from the village, let me bring you to Yanjing for a meal first, and then go to the village after eating!"

"Eating here??" Teacher Bi felt a little embarrassed and refused.

And Liu Xun pulled Mr. Bi forcibly, and after a few moments, Mr. Bi, who was thin-skinned, was pulled by Liu Xun to the sofa.

During this period, Xiaoshenyang always wanted to take a photo together, but after seeing Xiaoshenyang's appearance and dress, Mr. Bi asked subconsciously, are you a male waiter?It looks quite euphemistic, and one sentence brightens the whole scene.

After some farces ended, Liu Xun and Teacher Bi sat on the sofa, Yadan stood aside, and Xiao Shenyang stood in front of them.

After sitting down, Liu Xun began to gather relatives.

After Liu Xun sat down, he immediately said, ".々We are fellows!"

"Really?" After Liu Xun finished speaking, Teacher Bi was immediately surprised and asked.

"Aren't you from Dalian? Do you live there?" Liu Xun immediately asked when he saw the other party.

Teacher Bi didn't think much, and answered directly, "I live in Laobiewan, Dalian."

As soon as he heard that Teacher Bi was living in Lao Biewan, Liu Xun's face became serious, and then he said, "Oh, mother, there are relatives, and the child's grandfather is also in Lao Bie (Hao Zhao's) Bay, and his surname is Bi! "

Hearing that the other party's grandfather has the same surname as himself and is from the same place, Teacher Bi became thoroughly curious, and asked Yadan, "What is your grandfather's name Bi?"

"Bi Men stop!" After hearing this, the girl on the side said a name without saying a word!

"Your grandfather must be a master at playing mahjong!" After hearing the name, Teacher Bi couldn't help but joke.

"What's wrong?" Liu Xun asked strangely as soon as these words came out.

"Bimen listen!" Teacher Bi took the call and said.

After Liu Xun heard this, he laughed and joked together, "It just so happened that you called the closed door gun."

As soon as Teacher Bi heard this, he burst into laughter. With this smile, Liu Xun immediately began to talk to each other again: "Look, this smile, think of how your grandfather looked before he left!".

Three hundred and twentieth chapters: Sorry, no! 【Kneeling for subscription】

Three hundred and twentieth chapters: Sorry, no! 【Kneeling for subscription】

Teacher Bi is very depressed! !

Very depressing! ! !

He came here entirely to find someone. .

As a result, he was robbed and left in the hotel.

This is not the point, the point is that he met a person who can't speak, such as Liu Xun in front of him.

Similarly, he was not the only one who had this idea, the audience at the scene and the audience in front of the TV all burst into laughter because of Liu Xun's words.

Even the barrages in the webcast room were all brushed and exploded.

"I feel sorry for Teacher Bi."

"Like my dead grandfather's smile!!"

"Talent!!"

"Everyone stood up and bowed to Teacher Bi who devoted himself to art!!"

"The world's comedy is divided into ten buckets, and Liu Xun has nine buckets alone!!"

"This line is not made up by Liu Xun, I live to eat shit!!!"

……

However, just when the audience laughed, a more exciting scene was pulled up again.

I saw Teacher Bi with a sullen face after listening to it, and didn't dare to smile for a moment.

On the other side, Ya 330 Egg was following her grandfather's hand. When she saw that Teacher Bi was no longer smiling, she said nervously, "Hey, lord, look, it's more like not smiling!!"

After Yadan's words were over, the audience, who had been laughing non-stop, burst into thunderous laughter again, and the applause erupted violently. .

Even the backstage entertainers laughed and applauded.

In the same way, they knew at this moment, why did the old artist who helped them refer to it before went to the hospital?

If it weren't for their physical fitness, they would really have laughed.

This Liu Xunman's mind is full of stalks. Every plot, every little place, can throw countless laughs, so that they can't help it if they want to hold back.

"I don't think I can escape!" Besides, Teacher Bi, after listening to the girl's words, she said helplessly.

Liu Xun didn't seem to notice anything. After Yadan finished speaking, he slowly pulled Yadan, and then said: "The child can't be with grandpa in his life, so he will kiss grandpa, grandpa finished crying before he left, Hurry, hurry (bddg) recognize Grandpa!"

After he finished speaking, he glanced at the girl.

The girl didn't even think about it at all, she came to Teacher Bi's door without saying a word, then knelt on the ground and started to kowtow, shouting, "Hello, Grandpa!"

"Hey, don't, don't, don't make this whole thing, this is a big New Year's Eve, and I'll give you New Year's money!" Seeing the girl kneeling and kowtowing directly, Teacher Bi immediately became anxious, and hurriedly helped the other party up, hurriedly opened his mouth. (.—)