Urban Comedy Master

"No, no!!!" Liu Xun on the side looked happy when his granddaughter recognized her grandfather, and then heard that the other party wanted to give New Year's money, and quickly refused.

After refusing, the three of them sat on the sofa one after another under the leadership of Liu Xun.

After they were seated, Xiao Shenyang came over and said excitedly, "Mr. Bi, can you take a picture of me?"

Seeing this, Liu Xun pushed the other party away directly, and said in a calm manner: "Don't worry, don't worry, I haven't eaten yet, bring the menu first and order."

"It's time to order after taking the photo." Xiao Shenyang, who was rejected, still didn't give up, but instead went to get the menu, and muttered when he took it.

"Take a photo after clicking!" As for Liu Xun, he still refused!

A few seconds later, Xiao Shenyang handed the menu to Liu Xun, and Liu Xun, who was holding the menu, said affectionately, "Her grandpa, you can order whatever you like!"

After listening to Mr. Bi, he politely said: "No no no, I ate it on the plane, you come and you come, I will eat whatever you want!!"

After Mr. Bi said this, the meaning is very simple, don't spend any money.Liu Xun, on the other hand, was unhappy, and quickly said, "Our family is rich now, and the countryside is different from what it used to be. You can eat it hard. How much can you eat? I order it!"

After listening to Liu Xun's words, Teacher Bi immediately nodded and said, "Come on!"

After confirming that he ordered, Liu Xun picked up the menu in his hand and said very lavishly: "Four Australian abalones!"

After Liu Xun finished ordering the dishes, Xiao Shenyang subconsciously replied, "I'm sorry, no!!"

After that, the audience burst into laughter! !

Teacher Bi doesn't know, but they really read it.

The two had discussed it before, but Guicai said no.

Liu Xun didn't care about what Xiao Shenyang said about "Australian four-pound lobster", but he began to praise him inwardly, the young man said.After complimenting, but his face was calm, he continued to shout.

Liu Xun's expensive dish once again, Xiao Shenyang replied again: "I'm sorry, there is no such big one!!"

"How big..." Hearing that the other party said it wasn't that big, Liu Xun was stunned for a moment, but he quickly returned to the other party.

Seeing that Liu Xun's face was not good-looking, and thinking of the previous words, Xiao Shenyang immediately knew that he did not cooperate well, so he became nervous, and said with a trembling tone: "One... one pound Many!"

"It's more than a pound. Is there any?" After listening to Xiao Shenyang's words, Liu Xun became even more embarrassed, and couldn't help but asked hesitantly.

This time, Xiao Shenyang was confused, and after listening to it, he asked with an inquiring tone: "Is there... or not?"

After speaking, some of the audience who could hold it in could not hold it anymore, and they burst into laughter immediately. The scene reached a climax. No one could sit still, and everyone was following. laughing out loud.

With the laughter, Liu Xun's voice continued to sound: "This, let me tell you, is there a store you opened, it's not bad!!"

Under Liu Xun's hesitant tone, Xiao Shenyang immediately understood, and said in an instant, "Oh, that's not it!"

With this kind of cooperation, the audience has already been submissive, and even Liu Xun couldn't help but glance at each other. Although he didn't speak, the audience could see it through their expressions, Liu Xun seemed to be. That said, it fits beautifully!

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Chapter Three Hundred and Twenty-Three: This Is Really Nothing [Kneeling and begging to subscribe]

Chapter Three Hundred and Twenty-Three: This Is Really Nothing [Kneeling and begging to subscribe]

The audience who laughed like a fool no longer cared about the image issue.

The burden of the cooperation of the two Nima can no longer be described as funny.

It can already be called deadly.

Looked for a long time, asked for a long time, or ~ no?

At first everyone thought that Xiaoshenyang would say something, yes.

I have to say that Xiaoshenyang's cooperation is still flawless.

Besides, Mr. Bi, he naturally didn't know what the two discussed before. After witnessing this, Mr. Bi and Liu Xun looked at his menu together, and then flipped through the back. After flipping, he immediately opened his mouth. road.

"Let me see, let's not order shark fins!"

Mr. Bi looked at the menu at the back and there was a shark fin, so he opened his mouth.

But when he finished speaking, Liu Xun said solemnly, "Don't order the fishbone. Last time I ate the fishbone, I got stuck. Later, I choked on steamed bread, and soaking it in vinegar didn't help. I went to the hospital and asked the doctor to use tweezers. Take it out."

As soon as he finished speaking, the audience burst into laughter.

Some girls covered their mouths, revealing a pair of eyes that had been covered with tears, and smiled inhumanly. (.—)

What Mr. Bi said was obviously seafood shark fins, but when Liu Xun said it, it became a fish bone spur. Although the two have the same pronunciation, their prices are worlds apart.

Hearing this, Teacher Bi was completely speechless, so he murmured: "It's okay, he doesn't have it anyway!"

After speaking, Liu Xun seemed to be a little embarrassed, and immediately began to feign anger at Xiao Shenyang: "I said that you have nothing in this hotel? What are you doing? This... This person finally came here, you Get your boss."

Liu Xun's words made people feel as if they were really angry.The acting has a beginning and an end, and those who don't know really think that there is a problem with the waiter.

However, when he finished speaking, Xiao Shenyang on the side looked at Liu Xun dumbfounded, and then said as usual: "No!"

This time, the audience burst into laughter.

Xiao Shenyang is just too funny. When people look for the boss, he says no, it's too deep into the play, bro! !

Ignoring the audience's reaction, Liu Xun was dumbfounded after hearing it.

I wondered if this child had a problem with his brain, did the boss answer him?

In order not to be seen through, Liu Xun immediately reprimanded: "Just remember one, right? Boss!!"