Urban Comedy Master

"Ah, boss? The boss is out.~)" After listening to Liu Xun's words, Xiao Shenyang seemed to have reacted immediately, came back from his daze, and then answered.

"Where did you go?" Seeing that the other party had recovered, Liu Xun continued to ask.

"I don't know!" Following Liu Xun's words, Xiao Shenyang opened his mouth silently.

After speaking, Liu Xun looked at Xiao Shenyang helplessly, as if he was telling Xiao Shenyang that I was disappointed in you.

In order not to be seen through, Liu Xun didn't want to say more on this topic. He immediately took the menu and continued to say to Teacher Bi: "What is this, what do you say?"

"Let's have some home-cooked meals, folks!!!" Seeing that Liu Xun was a little angry, Teacher Bi also seemed very embarrassed and hurriedly opened his mouth.

Hearing that Teacher Bi was going to eat folk food, Liu Xun He was relieved, turned around and said to Xiao Shenyang: "Folk folk, child like you, come with a little pheasant and eat mushrooms."

After Liu Xun finished speaking, Xiao Shenyang was obviously stunned for a moment, and then he said, "No!"

After Xiaoshenyang finished speaking, Liu Xun lowered his head slightly, and said without saying a word: "This can be done!"

In Liu Xun's heart, he thought that Xiao Shenyang was still helping him, so he opened his mouth like this, signaling the other party to cook according to his instructions.

However, after Xiao Shenyang listened, he silently faced Liu Xun and said, "This is really not true!"

As soon as he finished speaking, all the audience in the audience laughed, that was an exaggeration.

Some of the leaders in the front row, who were originally watching the show with serious faces, suddenly couldn't hold back their faces with a puff after saying these words, their facial features were all twisted together, and they laughed uncontrollably.

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And the people behind who didn't have such great concentration, after listening to Xiao Shenyang's words, they just fell down laughing.

As for those viewers in the webcast room, after watching this scene, they swiped frantically.

"Hahahaha, laugh and laugh!!"

"This is my first time serving Liu Xun!!"

"This one can be, this one really doesn't exist, it's absolutely amazing!!"

"I don't know what language to use to express my feelings, the only word is a sentence 666"

"Master Liu's lines have become more and more profound, and this is simply an invincible existence!"

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"I have never watched the Spring Festival Gala. I should say that I have rarely watched it since I became an adult. If it wasn't for Master Liu, I would never have watched it in my entire life. Now I can say this, as long as there were Master Liu's sketches in the past, I would definitely Chase to the end!"

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What is talent?Liu Xun used his strength to tell the people of the whole country at this moment.

Under this scene, even Teacher Bi on the stage couldn't help but burst into laughter, but fortunately he held it back. After only a few seconds, he held back his laughter, and then silently watched the changes in the sketch.

Including Liu Xun, he also laughed a little, with a light smile Liu Xun said: "Well, that, I brought it to you, come here, give him these." After that, let the girl He went to give Xiaoshenyang the agricultural and sideline products he brought before. After giving it, he said to Teacher Bi: "This was originally brought to you, and I asked you to bring it to Beijing. Now you can't take it, so hurry up and take it to Beijing. Set aside to eat."

Hearing Liu Xun's words, Teacher Bi hurriedly signaled, "You can't eat pheasants."

And Liu Xun didn't care at all, he waved his hand and said, "This is a family raised, it's all wild mushrooms." After answering, he looked at the girl who was giving the things to Xiao Shenyang, and then said to Xiao Shenyang: "Take it. This is stewed, pressure cooker!"

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After Yadan handed the mushrooms and chicks to Xiaoshenyang, Liu Xun continued, "Okay, here's a dish!!; Come on, idiot!!"

When he finished saying this, Xiao Shenyang immediately interrupted angrily: "Who are you talking about stupid?"

Liu Xun was a little strange about Xiao Shenyang's anger, but he quickly reacted and explained: "Ah, no, I mean ordering a stupid egg!"

And Xiao Shenyang didn't know the reason, but he was a little unhappy, and said indifferently: "No!"

Hearing this, Liu Xun was a little helpless, but he still quickly thought of a countermeasure, and immediately stretched out his hand to signal the other party not to worry, then turned "San Qi Zero" and turned around and picked up the baskets of eggs on the ground: "Come on. , I have it here, this egg and this green onion fried!"

Seeing this scene, Teacher Bi was surprised and asked quickly, "Brother, why do you bring all the ingredients when you go to the restaurant next time?"

Regarding Teacher Bi's question, Liu Xun immediately felt guilty, and he hesitated. .

"It doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't have anything. Give him money and he won't make it!"

After flicking, Liu Xun said to Xiao Shenyang again, "How many dishes are there?"

"Two!" Xiao Shenyang looked at Liu Xun with a bewildered face and replied a word. ~)

After returning, Liu Xun seemed to have thought of something, and said very calmly: "Well, this teacher Bi finally came here once, what did your hotel say?"

"I'll give you one?" After listening to Uncle Liu Xun's words, Xiao Shenyang was confused and immediately sarcastically said.

After he finished speaking, Liu Xun did not speak directly, the meaning was very simple, the young man is very knowledgeable.

However, this time Liu Xun's actions completely made Xiao Shenyang dizzy, and the unhappy Xiao Shenyang said directly: "Aiya, uncle, why are you so rude? You said that you don't have any points, do we have to build one when we're done? ?"

After the aggrieved Xiao Shenyang finished speaking, there was a burst of fierce applause from the audience.

Everyone seemed to be fighting for him.

Liu Xun is a big fool. After fooling Li Daoming, he fooled Mr. Gong. After fooling Mr. Gong, he fooled Mr. Bi. Now that Mr. Bi is finished, he has fooled Xiao Shenyang again. The three words "big fool" were created for him. .

Under the loud applause, Liu Xun also became embarrassed, lowered his head and smiled a few times. ~)