Urban Comedy Master

Although it was embarrassing, Liu Xun still wanted to smooth things out. Otherwise, wouldn't it be a joke for Teacher Bi?So soon Liu Xun began to forcibly quibble: "No, boy, that's not what we said. It's not that I don't order it, it's that after I ordered it, you don't have any abalone, lobster, and shark fins here."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Shenyang immediately turned back: "Is there anything you haven't counted yet?"

"What do I have? Didn't you say no?" Seeing Xiao Shenyang scolding himself, Liu Xun was stunned and panicked, and the whole person could only bite the bullet and hesitated.

Seeing that Liu Xun had to pretend at this time, Xiao Shenyang got even more excited, pointed at an orchid finger, and said in a sissy manner: "Don't talk, if there is any in a while, what will you do?"

As soon as these words were said, the audience burst into laughter, and the applause fell like thunder.

Everyone thought that the funnyness of this scene was really wonderful, and it was a series of links, especially the effect of Liu Xun digging a hole and burying himself, which made the word comedy more vivid.

"Put...Put it, do you have any, is your uncle short of money or what?" At the end, Liu Xun was basically panicked, but he stood by the last line of defense for the sake of face.

But when he finished this sentence, Xiao Shenyang was no longer speaking, and said in a very calm tone: "I know that you are rich, uncle, I mean, Mr. Bi came back after a long time, we can't care about eating and drinking. Qian, uncle. You see that I am young this year, but I have concluded that life is short. Sometimes when I think about it, it is the same as sleeping. When I open my eyes and close my eyes, a day goes by, howling~. When you close your eyes, if you don't open them, your whole life is over, howl~"

When the most classic line of Liu Xun's world in the previous life came out, the audience, who was already full of expectations, burst into laughter at the moment the words fell.

One by one, they praised each other. No one could stand the burden of this comedy. He laughed like a [-], and his eyes burst into tears.

"Young man, incisive!!" Mr. Bi, who was sitting on the sofa, immediately gave a thumbs up after listening, and quickly praised.

When Liu Xun saw this scene, he was a little unhappy, and he complained: "What is the incisiveness, he is a fart!"

Xiao Shenyang didn't care about Liu Xun's words, but continued to tell the big truth: "Master, I don't mean anything else, what I mean is that people can't take money too seriously, money is something outside the body, the most painful thing in life. thing, do you know what it is?"

After Xiaoshenyang finished speaking, he immediately attracted Liu Xun, Teacher Bi and Yadan, including all the audience at the scene and in front of the TV.

Under his question, everyone became curious.

"What is it?" Soon, Liu Xun asked.

Seeing that everyone was looking at him with expectant eyes, 3.8 Xiao Shenyang said with a bit of a bitch attribute: "People are dead, the money is not spent!"

After listening to Xiao Shenyang's words, Liu Xun was instantly dissatisfied, raised his neck and shouted, "Do you know what is the most painful thing in the world?"

After Uncle Liu finished speaking, the audience was even more looking forward to it. One by one, they wanted to know what kind of classic words our Master Liu could say.

"What?" Xiao Shenyang immediately asked suspiciously after listening.

In the case of much attention, Liu Xun said this classic line indifferently: "People are alive, money is gone!"

As soon as the two people's double-reed lines came out, the audience was not calm, and the laughter could not describe their mood at the moment. .

Chapter [-]: I won't let you go if I'm a ghost [Kneeling and begging to subscribe]

Chapter [-]: I won't let you go if I'm a ghost

"Hahaha, what a classic dialogue!!"

"It's so funny!!!"

"Master Liu Xun's strength has risen again!!"

"The most painful thing in the world is that I'm sitting here watching your performance, laughing until my stomach hurts, and then there's no medicine!"

"Sure enough, the big flicker is still the big flicker, and it still doesn't reduce the style of the year. (Book = - House * 0 small-} said - + network) (.—)"

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After Liu Xun and Xiao Shenyang fought each other, they directly pushed the atmosphere of the scene to the climax.

Throughout the scene, there were still a large number of people who were drowsy before. After Liu Xun played, many people woke up. At this moment, where is everyone still sleepy?Everyone wished they could watch him for an hour or two.

Besides, on the stage, after the mutual confrontation was over, Liu Xun shouted loudly: "It's not bad for the money, let's just do it!"

After finishing speaking, Xiao Shenyang walked back 13 stations with a smile on his face, but he didn't care about what happened before.

But when I took it away and turned around, I couldn't help but say: "This day, this is too much!!"

After watching Xiao Shenyang go, Liu Xun looked at Teacher Bi with joy, as if something happened. ~)

A few seconds later, Liu Xun said in a hurry, "Her grandfather, this dish is expected to take a while. Look at this girl, this child has been an artistic bacteria since he was a child!"

Hearing Liu Xun's words, Teacher Bi hurriedly interrupted and reminded: "Art is fine... cells!"

"Yes, yes, that, can you go to your avenue?" Liu Xun was not angry at all for Teacher Bi's interruption, but slowly said what was hidden in his heart.

Mr. Bi is CCTV, the host of the famous program Xingliang Avenue. I don't know how many grass roots this program has become popular.

Therefore, after he mentioned it, the audience at the scene completely understood! !

It turned out that after a long time, Liu Xun stopped Teacher Bi here because he wanted to go through the back door.

Mr. Bi is not a fool. After he finished speaking, he immediately understood the reason why he was intercepted: "Brother, I understand, so you intercepted me here because you wanted your granddaughter to go to the avenue?"

"Isn't it? There is such a relationship!" After Teacher Bi finished speaking, Liu Xun slapped his thigh and immediately said to him.

Teacher Bi didn't have any distaste for Liu Xun's words, but asked, "Then what would she order?"

At this point in the plot, Liu Xun saw that Teacher Bi was not disgusted, and immediately called out to Xiao Shenyang to bring a microphone.

Teacher Bi seemed to be very attentive. As soon as he got the microphone, he politely said: "Then follow our method and report to the family first!!"

Hearing this, Liu Xun nodded hurriedly, and immediately signaled the girl to start.

The character played by Ya Dan is a talented ordinary girl in the village, so when faced with this situation, the whole person will appear very nervous. After getting the microphone, she is shaking all over, and the hand holding the microphone is beating. shake.

While shaking, she opened her mouth and said, "I... I... come from the big city of Yanjing... Lotus Pond Shuigouzi... I... my name is Yadan... Today I am in a mood... very impulsive... The sun is shining tonight... Tonight ..Tonight.. cloudy to sunny..."