Urban Comedy Master

However, just today, there are more than [-] students skipping class! !

And their purpose of skipping class is to buy the magazines of the literary age.

And many students dare not skip class, but those who want to watch it will pay a high price and ask the other party to help bring a copy.

The school skipping incident happened quietly before the bell, and similarly, the influence of Liu Xun's novels was more than that.

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After eight o'clock in the morning, it is the time when most people in the United States go to work.

But for Saumur, he was different.

While others were working, Saumur just had to go around looking for fun, looking for fun stuff everywhere.

Because he is a freelancer, he had a whim a few years ago and became an anchor himself, and then he searched for fun and interesting things in China and slowly attracted fans.

After years of hard work, Saumur finally managed to get out of him. At this time, he didn't need any work at all. As long as he played one commercial every month, he would get $[-].

All this is also because his live broadcast room has four or five million fans.

In this case, naturally no work is required.

Coordinated near Times Square in the United States, Saumur watched the crowded scene, facing the live broadcast room on his mobile phone, and interacting with the fans.

Because he was tired of domestic things, and recently, he was addicted to spoofs, so he came to Times Square to prepare for spoofs.

However, just when he was about to spoof, he suddenly heard an excited voice when he passed a bus stop sign.

"Let it go!!! Even if you give me a hundred dollars, I won't give you this magazine!"

When he heard this voice, Somilton was surprised. .

Thinking about what happened?

With curiosity, he soon followed the sound and walked over.

After passing by, there was a bald old man and a white-collar middle-aged man in a serious suit.

The voices of the two of them not only attracted Saumur, but also the crowd waiting for the bus around.

"Please sir, there are no newspapers and magazines around here. I really want to know the truth about the Redhead Club. If you are not in a hurry, can we watch it together???" It was the middle-aged man who made the voice before, when he finished speaking , The bald old man was not only not angry, but also begged bitterly.

"Redhead club?"

"the truth?"

"Watch together?"

After the bald old man finished speaking, Somil suddenly became full of doubts.

What's happening here?

If it were normal, Somir would definitely not stop, but because he really couldn't find anything interesting recently, and if it was a spoof, his team hadn't come yet. In order to make the live broadcast interesting, he didn't say anything. He came to the front of these two people, and then asked incomparably funny, what happened?

After Somir finished speaking, the two of them glanced at him one after another, and then the bald old man didn't hide it and explained it directly.

The bald old man's name is Peek, and he goes to his damn class today at his usual rhythm.

Originally everything was calm, but when he got in the car, he found the man beside him was watching with a magazine.

Since he had nothing to do, he followed suit.

It doesn't matter if you don't see it, you see something.

There was a story in the magazine called "Harry Potter", which attracted him instantly, so that the two of them were addicted to it. …

Immediately after reading this article, when the other party turned the page again, it was another story from "The Detective Sherlock Holmes", which once again attracted him deeply.

So that the two of them sat directly past the station, and when they reached the terminal, they were still called off by the driver.

Originally, this was not a problem, but the strange thing was that, in the story of "Sherlock Holmes - The Redhead Club", at the most critical moment, the middle-aged man beside Peak closed up and got out of the car immediately.

This scene made Bi Ke completely helpless.

The most important thing is that when you are at the highest climax, you can't watch it directly. How uncomfortable is this feeling?

So that after he got out of the car, he immediately took out twenty dollars, the meaning was very simple, and asked the other party to give him the magazine.

But the other party not only did not give it, but also said the sentence just now, even if it is a hundred.

Hearing this, Somir's whole person is not well, these two Nima are Tuo?

Did the other party figure out that it will be broadcast live here today?And then deliberately advertise it?

If it weren't for the randomness of all this, Saumur really felt like he was being tricked by others.

"Sir, I offer two hundred dollars, can you give me this magazine?" After thinking about 0.0, the other party couldn't make a routine of himself, so Somir directly took out two hundred dollars and pointed it to the middle-aged man. man said.

Hearing Somir's words, the middle-aged man hesitated for a while, and then took the two hundred dollars.

Two hundred US dollars is equivalent to more than one thousand Huaxia coins, and the price of this magazine is only more than twenty. Relatively speaking, he made more than fifty times, and the price he paid was to be late for more than ten minutes and go to another place to buy it.

After the transaction was over, Somir said to the old man, he read it first, and then gave it to the other party after reading it.

After hearing this, the bald old man waved his hand instantly, and then said very sincerely: "No sir, let's watch it together!"

Hearing this, Somir shrugged helplessly, and then turned to the first page.