Urban Comedy Master

Comedians are not like this, funny is everywhere, when the truth is false, the false is also true, this is a real comedian!

Soon, under the introduction of the host Guo Degang, the first guest to appear on the stage finally took a firm and calm pace and stepped onto the stage!

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"Humph!"

"Hate!"

"What are you doing here with so many of you?"

"I tell you, I'm a man!!!"

"I will definitely not follow you!"

"Look at the cute girl I created!"

"........."

Yes, the first one to appear is the sissy Wen Song!

As soon as he appeared on the stage, he directly played tricks, and even really brushed a set of "girly cute boxing" out, teacher Guo Degang was immediately scared away by him!

Even he was addicted to playing treasures and rushed off the stage directly, facing a few aunts in the front row with a set of cute girly boxing!

Not to mention, the way he played this way, the effect is still very good.

In an instant, the audience's emotions and expectations were all driven up.

Applause, laughter, and roars sounded one after another!

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Soon, more than ten minutes passed in the blink of an eye, and Wen Song's work was finished. ~)

He carried out his unique sissy style to the end, and the effect was very good. He won countless applause and good cheers from the audience.

In particular, the script at the end took a magical turn. It was funny, but also a little sad and moved, which made the audience burst into tears and laughter at the same time, leaving a deep impact on their minds.

This approach is very clever, and the more profound the impact, the more viewers will vote for him at that time. This is a proportional relationship!

After Wen Song went down, it was the turn of the next group of challengers, Diaosi!

Da Peng's work today is a story that begins with foot soaking as the background.

Playing with him is his old partner Qiao Shan, who is dubbed by netizens as always on the road to health care, but has reached the end of health care without "three one zero"!

The first clip highlights the smelly, smelly feet!

The little fat man Qiao Shan, lying on the sofa, smoking a cigarette with a contented face, looking at his big friend, he said: "Brother, you can make a big deal!"

The big friend pouted and looked at him with an uncomfortable look on his face.

Qiao Shan continued understandingly: "Isn't it stinky? Just say it if it's ugly. Of course, it's not one or two people who said my feet smell bad. If you can't stand it, you can call the other one. technician!"

Big Peng cried and said: "Brother, how can there be any other technicians? These people in our shop have all caused you to harm..."

At this time, the spotlight turned and the camera zoomed out, and the scene became clear instantly. In the whole private room, there were dozens of technicians who were stunned by the smell, and even a female technician was lying on Qiao Shan's body, until she fainted. Eyes are not closed!

Looking at the surrounding situation, Qiao Shan closed the eyes of the female technician lying on him, and said with emotion: "Alas! Blame me!"

Da Peng wiped his tears, this is stinky and choked!

I saw him with a bitter face, crying and saying, "Brother, I can't help it! Vomit..."

Saying that, Da Peng turned his head and vomited, as if he was still fiddling with something. .

Qiao Shan said very understandingly: "What's wrong, brother? If it really doesn't work, we won't press it! Can you?"

The big friend suddenly put on a gas mask, and Qiao Shan said in surprise, "Brother?"

Big Peng cried and said, "Brother, your feet are more stinky than the Huaguo football guy I pressed two days ago!"

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Soon, after ten minutes, the performance of Da Peng and Qiao Shan also ended. The two started a ridiculous story of "love each other" and "kill each other" from soaking their feet!

According to the type of diaosi voted for by the audience, Da Peng carried out the image of diaosi to the end, and even carried forward the spirit of diaosi, which received extremely warm applause and laughter from the audience. (.—)

The performances of the first two groups of challengers have already ended, and it is the turn of the third group of challengers, Zhou Yunpeng, to appear.

The performances of the first two groups of challengers were very good, and they were all recognized by the audience and gave them extremely warm applause!

This is a good start, but it is also a pressure on the challengers who appear later.

"Guo Degang! You, you hate it enough! I was so kind to you in the past, do you still remember how I treated you?"

As soon as Zhou Yunpeng got married, he used his extremely iconic way of speaking, which is not clear for short.

It was directly against Guo Degang for a while.

The host Guo Degang was stunned, what's the situation?What happened to him?What does your challenge have to do with me?

The audience at the scene also thought the same, completely unaware that Zhou Yunpeng was singing.

Tai Zhou Yunpeng continued to narrow his eyes into a slit, looked at Guo Degang, and said, "Do you remember the year you got sick?"