Urban Comedy Master

Guo Degang shook his head, expressing that he didn't remember, this life is so long, who still remembers that time he got sick!

Zhou Yunpeng ignored him and said again, "You have hemorrhoids!

You went to the hospital for an operation, and I went to the hospital to see you, but you were too embarrassed to tell me, you said you had a blister in your mouth! ! ! "

puff! ! !

When Zhou Yunpeng said this, he was puzzled, what is this and what?

The words Zhou Yunpeng said behind that material made him laugh directly!

What and what?Got hemorrhoids?Have a blister in your mouth?

The audience also burst out laughing. With Zhou Yunpeng's angry look just now, everyone really thought he was angry with Guo Degang and was going to anger him...  

Never thought that this guy's words will change as soon as he says it, and there is absolutely no time for people to react!

However, with such an extremely shocking opening, the audience was instantly appetized by Zhou Yunpeng, and they were looking forward to his later jokes.

And he didn't let the audience down, one piece after another kept popping out of his mouth.

Zhou Yunpeng is also completely crazy today. He has no rules at all.

It was still spinning in his head, and he even took it all back. This is the kind of extraordinary performance!

Maybe it was because of the stage, maybe it was because the previous two groups of challengers and Liu Xun put too much pressure on him. In short, he broke out today and played very well on the spot.

There is chaos in the busy, there is stability in the chaos!

This description looks awkward, but it's more appropriate to describe Zhou Yunpeng's performance just now!

Soon, all three groups of challengers tonight had finished their performances, and then it was Liu Xun's turn to appear!

The audience also realized this. In an instant, before Liu Xun appeared on the stage, there were shouts, cheers, and screams that had never been heard before.

Seeing this scene, the three groups of challengers who had appeared before shook their heads helplessly. They played hard for a long time, and the applause and cheers they received were 0.5 less than Liu Xunlai who did not appear.

But they didn't take it to heart. It was their luck to be able to come to this stage today. As for defeating Liu Xun, that was something they never thought about.

And it's not just them, even in today's entertainment industry, there is one who counts as one, who else dares to say that they can defeat Liu Xun in an upright manner in comedy? ? ?

At the same time, the three of them are also fans of Liu Xun. Every work of Liu Xun is regarded as a classic by them, and they are watched repeatedly!

Before the netizens were disgusted with Liu Xun, they also paid attention to things that gave him problems, and also looked forward to Liu Xun's next works.

If you want to see Yang Mi's expression on a blind date in front of Liu Xun, you can imagine that it must be very exciting!

At this moment, the curtain on the stage finally opened, and Liu Xun's performance began! .

Chapter 5: Divorced? ? ? ? 〖8/[-] for subscription〗

As the curtain opened on the stage, the audience in the studio was completely crazy, screaming and screaming desperately, the sound of piercing the eardrums resounding for a while!

When the slightly excessive request was made before, the audience never thought that Liu Xun would agree.

It is precisely because of Liu Xun's different actions after the explosion that the audience's love for him has skyrocketed in an instant!

Just under the watchful eyes of the audience, as well as the live broadcast room and the audience in front of the TV, Liu Xun and Yang Mi finally appeared quietly!

At this time, the curtain on the stage had been completely opened, and what caught everyone's eyes was the arrangement of the rooms of two ordinary Northeastern Chinese families.

At this time, Yang Mi, who was wearing a small red padded jacket, was in one of the rooms, and saw her slowly walking towards another room with a sofa covered with a thick quilt.

Yang Mi lifted a corner of the quilt and shouted softly, "Old man! Old man! Old man, get up!"

The quilt was lifted little by little, just like Liu Xun, who was wearing an old 13-year-old duckbill hat and a blue tunic in the previous sketch "Not Bad for Money". A head was exposed from the quilt, and he looked a little sleepy. Confused.

When the audience saw Liu Xun appearing in this extremely familiar dress, they immediately remembered the sketch "Not Bad for Money" that he performed in the Spring Festival Gala before, and all kinds of voices immediately rose more than ten degrees!

I saw Liu Xun looked at Yang Mi and asked, "Ah? What happened?"

Yang Mi also looked at him, and said a little embarrassedly: "Don't put it to sleep, get up!"

Liu Xun said with a smile: "Oh, the sun is coming out from the other side today? It's been more than a year since the divorce, and this is the first time you're talking to me!"

As he spoke, he slowly got up from the sofa.

After hearing what they said, the audience still couldn't understand that Yang Mi and Liu Xun must have had a relationship problem, which made the two divorced!

The audience immediately rejoiced.

"Hahaha, are you really divorced?"

"Don't you two always like to be in pairs, don't you always like to sprinkle dog food everywhere to show your affection? What? The relationship between the two of you finally broke up? Cool!!!"

"Liu Xun is a big fool, Liu Xun is a big fool, I didn't expect that you would have such a day? Every day I see the two of you showing off your love in all kinds of fancy ways, now you've got retribution? Haha"

In an instant, the audience applauded like thunder, and all kinds of screams continued, and many people even shouted "Let's go!"

Although the audience also knew that this was just a sketch, in fact, the relationship between Liu Xun and Yang Mi must be as good as ever, but everyone's feeling of YY was greatly satisfied.

Yang Mi on the stage ignored the booing audience and said again, "Get up, don't put it here to sleep!"

Liu Xun was puzzled and said, "Aren't you going to sleep here and there?"

Yang Mi said impatiently, "Go out for a walk!"

Liu Xun was a little confused and asked, "What are you walking around?"