Urban Comedy Master

Yang Mi said casually, "How nice is the sky? Go outside for a walk!"

Liu Xun glanced at her and said, "Is something wrong with you?"

The truth was revealed by Liu Xun in one sentence, Yang Mi smiled awkwardly, her eyes were a little dodged, she dared not look at Liu Xun, and said, "I want to make a friend for our family!"

Liu Xun continued to ask, "Are you a friend? What kind of friend?"

Yang Mi smiled embarrassedly and said, "My wife!"

Hearing this, the audience cried for a while. (.—)

"This is the beginning? It's going to be a blind date?"

"Cool!!!"

"Liu Xun Da is Liu Xun Da, he said it and did it, and it was neat and tidy. I'm a little curious about who is going to have a blind date with Da Mi."

"It's definitely not bad to have a blind date with Da Mi. It must be at the level of Yixing, right?"

"I think it might be Zhang Yixing. When he was challenged to the limit, how did Liu Xun fool other people's Yixing! This time, I have to make up for them, right? Otherwise, he would be a master. Too incompetent!"

The audience thought so in their hearts, but they obviously didn't know Liu Xun too well, please come to Yixin?Think more!

In fact, when the little old man Song Xiaobao, who was like a coal-like little old man in the dark, came on stage, the audience was all shocked, and there was a feeling of ruining the three views!

Ignoring the various weird booing noises from the audience, Liu Xun stared at Yang Mi and asked in surprise, "My wife? What are you doing?"

Yang Mi turned her head, looked at him, and said impatiently, "What are you doing, does it have anything to do with you?"

Liu Xun adjusted his clothes indifferently, but instead said with a generous smile: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, you have to be better than me if you find someone else, why don't you find it in vain? Haha, I'll help you Check it out!"

Yang Mi glanced at him, with a look of disgust on his face, and said somewhat mockingly: "Hey... They live in a house of more than [-] square meters, and they care about [-] people. It's not as good as you!"

Liu Xun smiled and said, "That's great, that's the boss, when are you coming?"

At this moment, Yang Mi suddenly remembered that she had an appointment with someone, guessing that someone was coming soon, and hurriedly said: "It will be there in a while, don't put this chatter away, let's go!"

Liu Xun got up and said, "Okay, where can I hide for a while, right?"

Yang Mi urged again: "Go out!"

Suddenly Liu Xun exhorted: "Okay, once you've talked about it, you can go out and get married, it's all right, okay?"

Yang Mi pushed Liu Xun out and said, "You can take whatever you want!

Really, since I played Yangko, look at my popularity, the one who took the initiative to deliver meals to our house, the one who delivered the medicine, and the one who gave me this warm water bag, took care of me and took care of me in detail, today's meal It was also delivered. You can reward you with the outside. Let’s go out to eat! "

"Pfft! Da Mimi's words are domineering, I like it!"

"Haha, this is a reward for you, Liu Xun, hurry out and eat!"

Liu Xun glanced at the things on the table, and said helplessly, "Where can I go to eat? Where is the door?"

Yang Mi pushed him out and said speechlessly, "That's the door over there! It's blinding you, and you're blinded by sleep!"

Suddenly, a voice came from outside the house: "Haiyan'er, are you at home? Open the door! Haiyan'er!"

The audience were all stunned, and an ominous premonition appeared in their hearts.

Who is this voice? It sounds familiar, but I can't remember who it is.

Just when the audience was thinking so, the lights and cameras pulled in the direction of the sound! .

Chapter 6 I walked out of the window and left completely, this is the [-]th floor!

Chapter 6 I walked out of the window and left completely, this is the [-]th floor!

With the rotation of the lights and the camera, the audience finally saw clearly what the "thing" that made the sound was!

The reason why I say this is because it's too dark there, and it's not because the spotlight is shining, so I can't see a person there at all, especially when he was talking and laughing, he saw two rows of teeth moving up and down there!

It was Song Xiaobao who wore a red towel hat on his head, dressed like a retired cadre, and looked like an African!

"I'll go, no! How can you invite this product over?"

"Is that Song Xiaobao??? Why does he look like this? He used to think he was dark, but why is it so dark today? Could it be that he touched black fans today?"

"No, brother upstairs, you definitely haven't seen Song Xiaobao's life. I don't think he has become a black fan today, but he finally dared to act in his true colors today, and he didn't give himself a white fan!"

"No, that's too dark, isn't it? To let Song Xiaobao and my family go on a blind date? Liu Xun, are you serious???"

"I'm going, I'm stunned, I didn't expect this big gangster to play such a trick! I originally wanted to see Liu Xun fighting for the wind and jealousy, but this guy actually invited Song Xiaobao, then he's still eating woolly jealousy. !"

It's true that Song Xiaobao had been covering up his blackness in public. After all, this is a face-seeking world, but Liu Xun suddenly found him and asked him to play a role. (Book^House*Xiao} said + network).

He agreed with all his mouth, Liu Xun's invitation was something he could never have imagined!

However, he was a little worried that he would lower Liu Xun and Yang Mi's appearance. (.—)

But who ever thought that Liu Xun's thoughts were completely different from his.

Liu Xun said this to him at the time: "Look at me and Yang Mi starring in a sketch, was there a time when we relied on our looks? That time, I didn't make myself old and ugly, but if you starred in your true colors, you would It has an unexpected effect!"

It is precisely because of Liu Xun's remarks that Song Xiaobao decided to go all out. Today, he will act in his true colors and try it out!

Indeed, Song Xiaobao's true character today has caused a great visual impact to the audience.

Especially when I saw Song Xiaobao holding a red flower, oh my go, it looks so simple!