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"Hahaha, once again wearing a gang, my big Mi Mi, can you have some snacks?"

"I can guarantee that Song Xiaobao will still not be able to react this time, and he will not be able to find the problem!"

"I don't care if Song Xiaobao can react or not. Now I hope the three of them will stop playing tricks and let me stop for a while, otherwise I will really die of laughter!!!"

This sketch is very closely linked before and after, one link is linked to another, there is no superfluous place, almost every sentence is a burden, and every paragraph has a funny point.

And the most important thing is that there is no superfluous place at all, it is very concise and clear. This requires not only the actors to act well, but also the scriptwriters with super strong writing skills, otherwise it is absolutely impossible to create such a classic work. !

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The sketch continued, and what he said inadvertently just now revealed again what he had inadvertently said before, Yang Mi looked embarrassed, and said unnaturally: "Then what, then you are here, let's go to that room. !"

Liu Xun just looked at Song Xiaobao like that, with an expression that you still don't understand.

Never thought, Song Xiaobao smiled at him with an expression I really couldn't understand, and followed Yang Mi into the back room!

This time, the audience is all overjoyed!

"Hahaha, Liu Xun ah Liu Xun, you have today too, you are dumbfounded now! Da Mimi took Song Xiaobao into the house, let me see how you are doing now!"

"That's not necessarily true. I think if the opponent is Song Xiaobao, Liu Xun should have a little confidence in himself!"

"Hey, who can say this kind of thing, and don't we just want to see this scene? After waiting for so long, now it's finally fulfilled! Cool!!!"

"I know Liu Xun too well, he definitely won't just sit still like this, just wait and see, he will definitely make the next move!"

"Oh, don't, don't take the next step. I don't think about anything now, I just want to stop. I haven't stopped since the beginning. Am I the only one who laughs low?"

"Don't worry brother upstairs, me too, from the beginning of laughing to now, I haven't stopped, alas, no, taking advantage of such a rare emptiness, I have to take a breath, slow!".

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The sketch continued, and Yang Mi took Song Xiaobao to the back room. ~)

There is one more interesting fact in this process.

In the process of walking into the back room, Yang Mi passed through the prop door, but Song Xiaobao was different. This guy directly bypassed the prop door, where it should have been the wall, he went straight through, and he still In particular, he stretched his neck awkwardly.

Just wanted to stop for a while, take a breath, the audience, laughing again and again.

"Oh, I'm going, Song Xiaobao is too good at doing it! He just pierced the wall!"

"I'm sure, this is definitely arranged by Liu Xun, otherwise Song Xiaobao, who is also an old comedian, will definitely not make such a low-level mistake!"

"Yes, it's definitely Liu Xun, this guy just wants to make us laugh "three two three" to death today, he won't let us rest, pity my little belly, it hurts to death, no one will believe me if I say it , I am hurt by laughing!"

"No, from now on, there must be some people who firmly believe in it, just add the word Liu Xun!"

In fact, this paragraph was indeed added by Liu Xun on purpose. The version of Uncle Benshan in his mind was like this.

However, there have been reports that Song Xiaobao went directly through the wall because it was the first time for the Spring Festival Gala, because he was nervous. This matter was also affirmed by Uncle Benshan. .

For this reason, in the sketch "Blind Date 2", Uncle Benshan also specially complained about this matter, which caused the audience to resonate and laugh.

how to say?Liu Xun believes that it was precisely because of such a special situation that this sketch became more classic!

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The sketch was still going on, and when they entered the back room, Yang Mi and Song Xiaobao sat on opposite sides of the kang (bed), shyly glanced at each other, and then laughed embarrassingly, especially Song Xiaobao. , that smile is an exaggeration.

"Hoo, eh hoo hoo hoo..."

He looked like that in Journey to the West, when the Great Sage Monkey King snickered.

Laughing, Song Xiaobao stood up from the kang and said with emotion, "Oh, it's not easy!

Serving such a paralyzed cousin for more than 20 years is not easy! "

After speaking, he sat back on the kang again, smiled and said to Yang Mi: "That Haiyan, Haiyan!!!

This sentence of Haiyan's arrival was so sudden that many viewers didn't react, they just burst out laughing!

"I'm going, please don't talk like that? I can't stand it! Goosebumps all over!"

"Song Xiaobao has really come alive today, it's completely different from his previous performance style! Sure enough, Liu Xun is an invincible funnyman. Song Xiaobao was originally a good person, but he was turned into a funnyman... …

But what to say?I feel that I still like Song Xiaobao who is so funny, real, not pretentious! "

On the stage, Song Xiaobao moved his body and was closer to Yang Mi, only a foot away at most, he smiled and said, "Since you don't have any other opinion on me, then we are all so old. Come on, don't talk about those useless things, get that tomorrow, I'll move over and let's live together!"

While talking, Song Xiaobao kept approaching Yang Mi. Suddenly, at this moment, Liu Xun, who had been pretending to be a "paralyzed cousin", suddenly walked in and asked in surprise, "How?"

Yang Mi and Song Xiaobao were startled suddenly, a feeling of ignorance still arises!

As for the audience, they are laughing to the brink of collapse!

"I'm going, rounds! This is rounds! Realistic rounds!"

"God, this is so fun! It's even more funny than Liu Xun's previous inspection of Xiao Yueyue! This special mother is too sudden!"

"I said that Liu Xun will definitely not be able to sit still, come here, and kill him directly!"

"Oh! I'm going to die. That brother called me and called an ambulance. I'm going to die of laughter, I'm really going to die of laughter!"

On the stage, Yang Mi was also taken aback by the sudden appearance of Liu Xun, and immediately stood up from the kang, and said angrily, "Why are you here again?"