Urban Comedy Master

Liu Xun said calmly: "I asked, why are you moving here?"

At this time, Song Xiaobao also slowed down and said with a smile, "I want to move here! How wonderful! Xiaojia. (.—)"

Liu Xun asked again, "Don't you have a house? Where is the cousin going?"

"Pfft! That's right! Where is my cousin going?"

"Hahaha, oh hey, I'm dying of laughter!"

"A Liu Xun came out halfway, and it really was not good! Look at it, I haven't played yet, Liu Xun will definitely not let himself suffer!"

Song Xiaobao thought for a while, then said with a natural smile, "You? Move out!"

I have lived for so many years, I have never seen such a person who doesn't treat himself as an outsider!

The two of them haven't left the matter, and they want to let themselves move out. If the two of them are really good in the future, won't they suffer even more?

Thinking like this, Liu Xun looked angry and asked: "I move out? You let me live in the bridge hole? We've already agreed! You... don't you have a house of more than [-] square meters? "

After hearing this, Song Xiaobao stood up and said with a look of disgust: "My thousand! It's too broken! It's too big! To get something back and forth, you have to use a cart to push it!"

The audience burst into laughter again, Song Xiaobao, are you showing off your wealth?

"This guy has a house of more than [-] square meters and still dislikes it. It's really a full man who doesn't know that a hungry man is hungry. We want to buy a house. God knows how difficult it is!"

"No, I definitely have a problem with Song Xiaobao's more than [-] square meters. If you really want such a big house, where would you wear this kind of clothes? And where will you come to be with your wife, it must be a small maintenance! So I think among them Something must be wrong!!!"

"There's something strange about 1.0 yarns, I can't stand it anymore, I'm going to call the police!"

"What's wrong, brother? Hurry up to the police?"

"Hey, Yao Yaoling? I'll call the police, yes, someone murdered! There are probably thousands of hostages, and tens of millions of people are being held hostage, and they may be torn apart at any time!

right!The situation is extremely critical, so hurry up and call the police, the disciple is Dragon TV, the suspect is called Liu Xun, and his accomplices are Yang Mi and Song Xiaobao!

Hello!Seriously, I'm dying laughing!And it's not just me, tens of millions of people are about to die of laughter, you all hurry up... Hey!Hello!Police, police comrades, don't hang up!Hello! ! ! "

"Pfft! Brother, don't show it anymore, it's hard to laugh at all. Your show makes me even more uncomfortable! Do you want to join forces with Liu Xun and make me laugh to death?" . . ..

Chapter [-] Can't Liu Xun? ? ?

Chapter [-] Can't Liu Xun? ? ?

The sketch was still going on, Song Xiaobao continued to frown, and said with a look of disgust: "My house is so gray! It's too hard to clean up at our age! If you don't dislike it, cousin, then let's Can three live together?"

The audience laughed again.

"What the hell, can three people live together?"

"God, this Song Xiaobao is really funny, how did you come up with three people living together???"

"Pfft! I think it's not bad. Between Liu Xun and Yang Mi, there is another Song Xiaobao. Oh, this picture is really intoxicating!"

"Mr. Song Xiaobao really knows how to play... I worship him!"

Hearing this, Yang Mi was also shocked, and said, "Let's live together three times?"

She thought that Song Xiaobao didn't think clearly and would understand what was wrong with the trio.

Never thought that Song Xiaobao didn't feel anything wrong at all, but nodded with great certainty: "Ah!"

Liu Xun didn't even think about it, he shook his head and said, "That won't work!"

What a joke, let this guy live with the two of them 13, isn't that all messed up?

So Song Xiaobao didn't understand what was wrong with the three people living together, and he even thought that Liu Xun was courting him, so he specifically explained: "I have served more than [-] people, not bad for my cousin. Man, when I come here, I will serve you with Haiyan, cousin, hehe, I will serve you..."

While talking, Song Xiaobao suddenly slapped Liu Xun's arm, laughed and said, "That's good!"

Then Song Xiaobao didn't know if he remembered something or something, he just laughed, leaning back and forth, unable to control himself, "Hahahaha...ah!!!"

Liu Xun and Yang Mi were both dumbfounded. They didn't know what he was laughing at. They were even a little frightened by his epilepsy-like appearance. .

Seeing this scene, even if the audience no longer wanted to laugh subjectively, they couldn't help but burst out laughing emotionally!

"Oh, I'm going, Song Xiaobao is so funny, I'm really convinced!"

"Look, Liu Xun has been fooled by this guy!"

"I found that Song Xiaobao is really talented, and this role is especially suitable for him."

"Don't worry, Song Xiaobao's funny comparison, in front of Liu Xun's flickering, will definitely have to get down in the end, it's just a matter of time!"

On the stage, Liu Xun touched his arm that had just been slapped by Song Xiaobao, and said with a somewhat unclear smile, "What are you doing? I'll let you serve me for a day, so I can serve me and leave! "

Immediately, there were endless bursts of laughter, applause, and mourning!

"Oh, I'll go, Liu Xun, you're a thousand knives, do you really want to murder us today? Please don't be funny, let me rest my stomach, okay?"

"Oh, no, I'm about to die laughing!"

"Liu Xun, what you said is too funny! You figured it out after waiting for you, it's amazing!"

"No, I also think that it is very likely that I will be served and left. If Song Xiaobao really comes to serve, he will laugh like this in front of you every day. I promise that within half a month, I will definitely be served and leave. …”

"Hahaha, it's true, this guy's laughter is really too magical! I'm sure it must be Liu Xun, who taught this kind of magic laughter to Song Xiaobao, because this is the same as his supreme Bao's laughter is the same, it's all magical!"

Hearing Liu Xun's words, Song Xiaobao was very embarrassed and had no words to continue. In the end, he could only look at Yang Mi with an embarrassed expression, wanting to say something, but he didn't know how to say it. (.—)