Urban Comedy Master

Yang Mi glanced at him, and then directly shouted at Liu Xun: "No, I'm so busy talking here, he didn't say he had to move here, he didn't say he wanted to drive you away, what are you doing here again? what?"

Now, she can think of it as she wants to understand, if Liu Xun stays here all the time, she can't have a good blind date today, so she immediately issued an expulsion order!

Ignoring this expulsion order, Liu Xun instead urged him like a big brother: "You have to be frank when you talk about the person you are talking to. Tell people what's going on with yourself and that's the end of it, right?"

Seeing the appearance of Yang Mi and Liu Xun, Song Xiaobao finally understood the taste of it. Yang Mi must have something to hide from himself, so he asked Yang Mi a little embarrassedly: "That... you were married? ?"

In the role of Xiaopin, because Yang Mi and Liu Xun have divorced, this is a sad past of her, which is difficult to talk about and does not want to mention.

I saw her casually saying: "Oh, that was more than [-] years ago!"

Now Song Xiaobao's IQ is finally online. It was more than [-] years ago, so he must have taken over the marriage, so he asked again, "Do you have any children?"

Yang Mi was extremely reluctant to talk about this, so she shook her head and replied impatiently, "No!"

Hearing her words, Song Xiaobao was startled and said, "I don't want children for more than [-] years, why?"

Yang Mi glanced at Liu Xun, and said with disgust, "The old man can't do it!"

Hearing this, Liu Xun, who was sitting silently beside him, suddenly said with an unhappy expression, "Where can't the old man?"

"puff!!!"

"Yeah! Why can't the old man do it???"

"Oh, I'm going, I'm really going to die of laughter! This is too funny!"

"Yang Mi, when you say that, have you considered my Ye Shenda's feelings! How can a man say no?"

"That's not necessarily true. Since Yang Mi can say that, it's very likely that Liu Xun can be at 400. It's really not good at that! Do you think so? (with a smirk)"

"Pfft! Brother upstairs, don't drive indiscriminately, okay? This is not a car for kindergarten!"

The audience all laughed like crazy. This is not an adjective. It was true that there were audience members laughing like crazy at the scene, and even because of this, several staff members came to check their situation.

Before the show started, Liu Xun specially mentioned to the director that it is best to call some ambulances or call some ambulances and wait outside the TV station.

At that time, the director also felt inexplicable for a while, so he called the doctor, why did he call the ambulance?

But now he knows that Liu Xun is going to play a big game today, I am afraid that something will happen!

It's a bit of an exaggeration to laugh to death, but a few laughs, that's for sure, and if Liu Xun keeps doing this, he may not only laugh a few, but maybe hundreds or thousands!

Because not to mention other people, even the director himself, and the rest of the staff were all out of breath with laughter.

Even the photographer didn't dare to touch the camera, because the laughter was too strong and sudden, and could not be resisted at all. Maybe the whole person would laugh at some time, and then the hand might shake.

So, after thinking about it, it's better not to touch the camera! .

Chapter [-] Pregnant?

Chapter [-] Pregnant?

Not only the director team, but all the people who saw this sketch at this time, one of them counted as one, all of them were stunned by this awkward chat created by Liu Xun and the others. .

Even the three groups of comedians and challengers, Wen Song, Da Peng, and Zhou Yunpeng, all laughed like idiots!

It was so funny!

They are professional comedians. In order to keep themselves from laughing during performances, they will conduct laughter training to make their laughter high and not easy to laugh.

But it's not easy to laugh, it's not that they can't laugh, they can't laugh, it's just a normal joke, they can face it easily, but Liu Xun and the others have licensed this level of joke, they can resist it there!

Not to mention them, even the host Guo Degang, who was sitting on the reception desk, was out of breath with laughter.

It's really too much!

"Why can't the old man?"

puff! ! !

As long as he thinks of this sentence, even Guo Degang can't restrain his laughter.

Laughing is laughing, and at the same time, everyone is looking forward to the following table more and more in their hearts.

Because they found that this kind of awkward chat is really interesting!

Almost every sentence is a joke!

On stage, the performance continues. .

It was embarrassing to be asked by Song Xiaobao, but when Liu Xun interrupted him, Yang Mi got angry and said, "Why don't you want to say that the old man can't do it? The old man can't do anything, the old man is sick. !"

Liu Xun asked blankly, "What's wrong with the old man?"

Yang Mi glanced at Liu Xun and said with disgust, "No!"

puff! ! !

The audience burst into laughter again!

"Hahaha, it's a shocking revelation, Yang Mi said that Liu Xun was not born, and the two got divorced because of this. ¨!"

"I'm a god, it turns out that Liu Xun can't live!"

"It's incredible, this news will definitely make the headlines!"

"Oh, who can teach me how to play back the live video? I'm going to take the clip from just now and post it on the Internet. With such a video, I'll definitely become an Internet celebrity!"