Urban Comedy Master

"I'm sorry, brother upstairs, I've already posted it, and now I have more than [-] retweets and comments! Haha, I'm about to become an internet celebrity!"

On the stage, hearing Yang Mi's words, Liu Xun's face changed suddenly, how ugly and ugly, he saw him grit his teeth and said unconvinced: "Don't be so rude! It's okay, why didn't the old man give birth again?"

The audience burst into laughter like thunder again, it was really a joke, especially with Liu Xun's extremely vivid performance, the laughter was as powerful as a mountain torrent collapsed, and no one could stop it. .

Seeing that Liu Xun said more and more vigorously, Yang Mi became even more impatient. Without thinking about it, he said angrily: "The old man is dead!"

Liu Xun frowned and said unhappily, "The old man died? What time did he die?"

"puff!"

The audience burst into laughter again, especially seeing Liu Xun's expression, it was even more difficult to control their own laughter.

Being held by Liu Xun for a long time, Yang Mi became more and more impatient, and said angrily: "Not dead, forever in our hearts!"

The audience laughed.

"What the hell, what does Da Mimi mean? Why does it sound like he's dead? I don't read much, so don't lie to me!"

"Oh, I'm dying of laughter, have you seen Song Xiaobao's expression? Look left and right, you just can't talk, oh hey, how embarrassing and embarrassing, it's making me die!"

"This is the most bizarre blind date I've ever seen. There's no such thing. It's so classic!"

In fact, the main core of today's skit is embarrassing chat.

It is to let everyone know what the specific thing is about, but only one person does not know, and then start a ridiculous story.

The key difficulty of this kind of awkward chat lies in the foreshadowing part in front, but through the lines and the previous funny performances, Liu Xun and the others have already completed the foreshadowing part very skillfully without knowing it, a little abrupt feeling nothing.

So by the time the audience reacted, everyone had already fallen into the game that Liu Xun and the others arranged in advance, and they were deeply attracted by this sketch!

There are not many people who can see through this, and the scene can be counted with one hand.

Even the host Guo Degang, a master of cross talk, just reacted not long ago.

For a time, he couldn't help but sigh, ". 々 This work, this talent, this is too Liu Xun!"

The sketch is still going on. Liu Xun, what kind of IQ, immediately understood the hidden meaning of Yang Mi's words. His voice was raised several times, and he said angrily: "Isn't that still dead? Why are you like this?"

The more he talked, the more angry he became. Yang Mi became more and more unhappy and impatient, and said angrily: "What, you have to mess with me when I talk to someone?"

Liu Xun also refused to back down, frowned and said, "You talk to your partner about you, right? I didn't say that you wouldn't be allowed to talk to your partner! Don't bury your old man, your old man is fine!

In addition, what do you say about not having children, where do you come from not having children?

You have kids, kids have kids!

You are real, the two of you are done, and when you are done, hurry up and put the pieces together (get together) and have a good time..."

"Have a child? Is this true or false? Yang Mi really has it? If (Okay Zhao) really has a child, this is a major event in the entertainment industry!"

"It's incredible, another headline! I just counted the days. It's been a while since Liu Xun proposed to Yang Mi. Maybe Yang Mi really has it at this time!"

"I think it's very possible. Did you find out? Da Mi Mi seems to have rarely attended activities recently! If it's not because of pregnancy, then why?"

The audience will think about this because of their own line, and even have associations, which is unexpected for Liu Xun.

If Liu Xun knew what the audience was thinking at this time, he would definitely be dumbfounded.

Whether Yang Mi has a child or not, he doesn't know the child's father, and I really don't know how the audience knows about it. .

Chapter [-] Divorce because of snoring? 【For subscription】

The sketch continued, Xu Shi and Liu Xun were bickering a lot, Yang Mi completely ignored her and kept watching her quarrel with Liu Xun, Song Xiaobao, who was in an extremely embarrassing situation. www.shu05.com~)

He shouted to Liu Xun again: "I just wanted to tell him that, I'm quick-witted, I don't have any burdens, so I don't have any worries!"

Hearing her words, Liu Xun became even more angry, stared at her big eyes, and shouted, "You have no worries, don't worry about others, right?"

The audience burst into laughter, what Liu Xun said was too classic, and Song Xiaobao, who was sitting in the middle watching the two quarreling, was really embarrassed. The audience couldn't stop laughing when they saw their awkward chat!

"Hahaha, look at that little old man Song Xiaobao's expression, it's so funny!"

"Song Xiaobao: The situation here is too complicated, I'm here for a blind date!"

"Pfft! I'm so embarrassed to talk about a blind date, it's all arguing about it, why hasn't Song Xiaobao reacted? Oh, this IQ is really worrying!"

"Also said, the paralyzed cousin came running over, and Song Xiaobao didn't react. Now he must be even more confused!"

On the stage, as soon as there was a quarrel, Yang Mi seemed to have entered a certain kind of unique state. She didn't think that the quarrel with Liu Xun and no one in front of Song Xiaobao would have a very bad influence on her. . ~)

On the contrary, the louder he became, the more vigorous he became, and I saw him shouting again: "Then I'll tell him what you mean, Hui'er (really, really)?"

Liu Xun agreed: "You just need to tell people what's going on with you, what's going on!"

Yang Mi was so angry that she said very simply: "I'm divorced!"

Liu Xun asked, "Why did you leave?"

Yang Mi said angrily, "I don't have the right personality!"

Liu Xun asked again, "Why?"

Yang Mi said angrily again: "There are too many problems."

Liu Xun asked again, "What's wrong?"

Yang Mi said with a look of disgust: "Just snore!"