Urban Comedy Master

"Pfft! Hahahaha"

"It turns out that the two of you are so far apart!"

"It is a shocking report that Liu Xun has divorced from Yang Mi. The reason is that Liu Xun loves to snore when he sleeps... ah ha ha"

"Can snoring be considered a problem? How many men don't snor?"

For a time, the audience all snored because of this sentence, and laughed faintly.

On the stage, Liu Xun suddenly patted and asked Song Xiaobao, who had been standing beside him unable to speak, "Snoring!"

Song Xiaobao, who had been left out for a long time, shook his head and said sincerely, "It's not a disease!"

"Hahaha, Song Xiaobao, how big is your heart! How can you help Liu Xun talk to this big fool at this time? You still want to have a successful blind date like this? Dreaming!"

"Song Xiaobao doesn't understand colors, how can he help Liu Xun speak!"

"This IQ, I'm really convinced! It is estimated that Song Xiaobao's blind date with Yang Mi today will definitely be screwed up by Liu Xun!"

"No, I guess Song Xiaobao must be addicted to watching the two of them quarrel, and treat himself as a bystander!"

While the audience laughed, they were convinced by Song Xiaobao's simple and sincere appearance. ~)

On the stage, Liu Xun asked again, "Are you snoring?"

Song Xiaobao said with a smile: "I also fight."

Liu Xun glanced at him, frowned and said, "I guess you won't be able to make a sound in this situation."

Song Xiaobao not only didn't get angry, but also directly learned what he looked like when he snored: "er..."

Immediately, bursts of applause and laughter sounded again at the scene.

"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, what kind of snoring sound is this? Why does it feel like you want to brake?"

"The sound of snoring is okay, but Song Xiaobao, your own snoring (bdbd) sound is weird, why do you want to show it, and what the hell is that smile on your face? Are you satisfied?"

"Yang Mi: Don't be afraid of a god-like opponent, but be afraid of a teammate like Song Xiaobao!"

"This thing is really good, how can you help a rival in love?"

On the stage, Yang Mi also discovered this problem, and she even felt that Song Xiaobao was about to stand on Liu Xun's side, what is this called!

Immediately she pulled Song Xiaobao and said angrily: "How big is your snoring? Look at the snoring of others, that guy's name is yes, it scared you to death! You just fell asleep, and it woke you up, kick it, don't sleep. Now, staring at you to sleep there, it's like a wake-up call! Isn't it scary?"

The more Yang Mi spoke, the angrier she became, and she shouted at Liu Xun again, "Are you saying you're scary?"

The audience laughed again.

"What do you mean by being like a spirit watcher! That's too terrific!"

"Actually, I snored too. At first, my daughter-in-law always quarreled with me because of this snoring. She almost got a divorce and couldn't sleep! How can I fix it?

So later, I didn't sleep until she fell asleep first. Gradually, she got used to listening to my snoring. Now, she can't sleep without hearing my snoring!What are you talking about! "

On the stage, hearing Yang Mi's words, Liu Xun was even more angry, as if there were countless grievances in his heart that he couldn't express, and roared: "Snoring here, you can't sleep, people here will wait for you to sleep, you sleep. After it's on, people don't sleep until it's dawn! You don't think about it, how are you?"

Yang Mi asked unconvinced, "What am I doing?"

Liu Xun said with a bitter face, as if pouring bitter water: "Since you started this yangko dance, you have not been good, this guy, he painted like a fairy all day!

The first time I came back, the guy's face was painted like he was covering his eyes, and he put it on the door. After banging the doorbell, he didn't enter the house. I lay on the door and looked at it - I thought my mother was back. It's over!

Then I burned the paper, and I put my head on it, wow... This morning, this person will not enter the house! "

The audience burst into laughter again.

"Pfft! Isn't it so exaggerated? Even if you put on makeup, you can turn your eyes into blue???"

"Liu Xun, you are playing an old man. Your mother is back, so shouldn't you scare you to death?"

"Liu Xun, you're going too far. No matter what, I'm also naturally beautiful, and it's hard to give up. How can I not be the same as your mother? What kind of eyes do you have!"

"This line, I'm really convinced! Liu Xun's head, I really don't know what he thinks, how can he always come up with so many classic jokes???".

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The sketch was still going on, and Liu Xun continued to pour the bitter water: "Later, I fell asleep at the door, and when I entered the room, I told me what it was, and from now on, don't care about anyone else, you won't allow me in this door. Enter, I just need to step further into the back room, and I have to pay 5 yuan to cross the bridge...

Later, I put this stack of quilts on her, put her in this room to sleep, and put a note on my forehead, saying it was illegal parking and a fine of ~[-]! "

Song Xiaobao, who was on the side, sighed, "No less punishment!"

This time, the audience didn't know how much laughter went crazy. Some people were foaming at the mouth when they laughed. It's really not a joke. From the beginning of this sketch, there are countless laughs, big and small, and it has never stopped _!

Foaming at the mouth was light, and those who laughed before made the audience go crazy. They finally recovered under the doctor's treatment. Now they are still dripping there. No matter what the doctor said, they refused to leave. Said to stick to the front line with the strongest firepower. www.shu05.com

This time it's all right, once again the emotional ups and downs are too high, the laughter is off the table, foaming at the mouth, dripping, and smirking...

All in all, the situation at the scene was even crazier than going to a mental hospital!

Thousands of spectators at the scene went crazy, crying and laughing, covering their stomachs, and even jumping up and down!

Especially after Liu Xun, "Violation of parking, fine of [-]!" As soon as he came out, the scene exploded with anger!

Instantly broke the climax also created by Liu Xun.

"Is this also illegal? It's amazing, my big Mi Mi, this new skill to make money GET!"