Urban Comedy Master

"It's incredible, Dami can still play like a traffic policeman, my God, it's hard to imagine how Liu Xun usually comes here!"

"Today's headline: Liu Xun was fined [-] yuan by Yang Mi for illegal parking!

Song Xiaobao said: "No less fines!" "

"Pfft, brother upstairs, you are really talented!"

On the stage, Liu Xun gritted his teeth and continued: "I tell you, that's what I am. If you want to have a good life with others, tell them frankly what's wrong with you, and I bless you, right?

Just this old man, to tell the truth, this person is very good, and people give you warm treasures, and give this to that, can ordinary people do it? People who tell the truth at a glance! "

Saying that, Liu Xun suddenly asked Song Xiaobao, "You sent it, oh?"

Song Xiaobao said with a big tongue: "Did I send it..."

The audience burst into laughter again.

"What the hell, did he send this? I'll faint!"

"Liu Xun is too thief, I said it's good, why did he praise Song Xiaobao just now! It's like the sun is coming out of the west!"

"I think there must be a story in it, otherwise Liu Xun definitely wouldn't ask Song Xiaobao like that!"

On the stage, Liu Xun was stunned when he heard Song Xiaobao's words, and then asked again, "Did you send it?"

Song Xiaobao tapped his tongue again and replied, "Did I give it to you?~)"

It's amazing, every time Song Xiaobao said this, the audience couldn't help laughing!

At the same time, the audience was also stunned. Was this sent by Song Xiaobao?Can this guy explain what he said?

Liu Xun was also annoyed by this product, his face was speechless, he emphasized his tone again, and said word by word, "Did you send it?"

Then Song Xiaobao continued to stick his tongue out, and also said word by word, "Yes~ No~ Yes~ I~ sent it!"

The audience all laughed, this guy is too good at doing it, why can't he say a word clearly?

Yang Mi was also anxious, frowning and asked, "Did you send it?"

Song Xiaobao responded again with a big tongue: "Yes~ No~ I sent it! How many times have I said it, you two?"

Encountering such a strange creature, Liu Xun was also speechless, only to see him ask Yang Mi, "Do you understand?"

Yang Mi was also confused, shook his head, and said, "I didn't understand, who sent it?"

Song Xiaobao repeated again with a big tongue: "That's right, I didn't send it!"

At this point, Yang Mi finally understood, and shouted angrily, "Then you can just throw it away!"

The audience burst into laughter again and again.

"Oh my mother, what a wonderful woman! After walking around for a long time, if it's not, then it's over? I have to make sure first..."

"Why didn't I find Song Xiaobao so weird before? This guy is too unexpected today!"

"I'm sure that such a funny manuscript must have been written by Liu Xun!"

"It must be a woolen thread. Liu Xun will perform other people's manuscripts, and besides him, who else in the comedy world and the entire entertainment industry wrote such a classic manuscript?"

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"I'm really convinced, how could Liu Xun think of developing Song Xiaobao? And this role is so suitable! If he had acted like a sketch earlier, he would have been popular already!"

On the stage, Yang Mi finally reacted and asked again, "You didn't send it, who sent it?"

At this time, Liu Xun, who was on the side, stared at a pair of huge eyes, and said, "Who is stupid, give it to you? Who else knows you better than me these years?

I prepare food for you every day, but I dare not bring it to you, for fear that you will not eat it!

When you're done, leave it outside the door, I said someone will bring you food, this family cooks in the past, your chirp..."

Suddenly Yang Mi said with a look of disbelief: "Hey, that's not right! What kind of taste do you cook that meal, I've been eating it all my life, I don't know yet? This meal is delicious!"

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Liu Xun said angrily: "Isn't it! It turns out that it is not fragrant. I will bring it back after the meal is delivered. If you eat this guy, it will change the taste. Tell me..."

The audience laughed again.

"It turned out that Liu Xun gave it by himself!"

"The same meal is made by Liu Xun, how could Da Mimi taste different flavors? Isn't that bullshit?"

"No, I'm learning by heart. From the perspective of psychology, when a person despises a person, he despises everything he has, whether it's good or bad!

Only when she doesn't know who sent this item will she put aside subjective influence and truly analyze the quality of this item! "

"Absolutely, brother upstairs, Liu Xun didn't even know that you could help him analyze so well!"

On the stage, Yang Mi still refused to believe it, and asked suspiciously, "No, then what are you doing? You can say it!"

Liu Xun said helplessly: "What did I say? Did you eat it? Don't say I hurt you, I'll give you medicine!"

The audience burst into laughter again.

"Pfft! No, it's not so scary, isn't it, still prescribing medicine? What's the picture!"

"Who knows? Women are like this sometimes, and there is absolutely no reason to analyze it!"