Urban Comedy Master

"My wife and I are the same. He doesn't believe what I say, but he believes what others say! What are you talking about!".

Chapter [-] Warm male Liu Xun [For subscription]

Chapter [-]: Warm Man Liu Xun

On the stage, Liu Xun continued to say to Yang Mi: "Who can know you from me? In addition, you have to pay attention to her legs are not good, she has old cold legs, and her waist hurts, so I will send her a warm treasure!

In the future, you two have a good life, as long as this house is vacated for me, you will live in his thousand square meters..."

"Wow! Liu Xun is a good man!"

"I was warmed by Liu Xun's husband! Yang Mi, you don't want me!"

"It's so warm, so warm! I didn't expect my husband Liu Xun to be so warm, I love you!"

"No, you are all too naive, why do you think Liu Xun deliberately said these things? It was all told to Song Xiaobao, it's all at this point, if Song Xiaobao hasn't reacted, it's really too fake! "

Indeed, Song Xiaobao, who had been bored on the side, suddenly realized after Liu Xun said that the paper was covered with paper, "Aiya, "Five Zero", so you are her old man?"

The audience burst into laughter, you finally got it!But it's killing me!

While the audience burst into laughter, Liu Xun didn't stop and said, "Did you look at it, even the fools saw it!"

Immediately, there were bursts of hilarious laughter like thunder!

"Pfft! Are you talking like that? You can see what a fool is? Can't you just be gentle with Liu Xun?"

"It's so incisive!"

"God, help! I'm dying laughing! Where's the doctor? The doctor helps!"

"Stop howling! We're busy! Let's give ourselves an injection to calm down..."

"Pfft, what's the situation? Is the doctor upstairs?"

"The scumbag Shandong Satellite TV, we were saving lives in the hospital and helping the wounded, but who would have thought that when we received a call from Shandong Satellite TV, people were going to die here! Come and see, it turns out that a lot of people are going to be laughed to death... We don’t believe it, how could it be so funny, but after seeing this, don’t grab it, your sister, calm down for the last shot, I want it myself!!!”

The previous lie was revealed, Yang Mi was embarrassed and a little restless. (.—).

At this time, Song Xiaobao seemed to agree with Liu Xun's words and nodded, and said, "Yeah! I only understood when I heard this!"

The audience burst into laughter, and you only understand when you know it!

Song Xiaobao continued: "Well, such a good big brother, Hai~Yan~ ah! You can be a little more hearty!!!"

It was those classic and distinctive words again, and the audience burst into laughter again.

"Song Xiaobao, you are so funny, stop talking! There is no tranquilizer!"

"How can you still talk like that? Especially the phrase 'Haiyan!' Oh my God, I want to go crazy!"

"No, I think his words are more funny when they are connected together! 'Haiyan, you can have some snacks!' God, I'm going to die of laughter!"

On the stage, Song Xiaobao pointed at Liu Xun and continued: "This is the person who loves you the most, this is the person who loves you the most! Don't be fooled! You brought me home, you dare How fat you are!"

The audience laughed again. It was really laughing, spitting, and water. I don't know how much. Even if the doctor hadn't rescued it in time, someone would have spat blood!

Song Xiaobao continued: "I want to tell you, you can't count my thousand-plus levels!"

Yang Mi asked in surprise, "How?"

Song Xiaobao replied: "I am the boiler room of the unit..."

The audience burst into laughter again. ~)

"I'm going, it turned out to be the boiler room of the unit! I said that there is a big house of more than [-] square meters, why does Song Xiaobao still wear such shabby clothes!"

"No wonder it's so dark, it turned out to be a boiler!"

"With such a big punch, this time I finally want to make it clear that there is a problem!"

"Little brother, hold on! It will be over soon! You must hold on!"

On the stage, Yang Mi was stunned. The large villa of more than [-] square meters turned into a unit boiler room of more than [-] square meters in the blink of an eye. The gap in his heart was huge, beyond imagination!

For a while, she was still a little unacceptable, and asked again without giving up: "Then why do you say you still care about more than [-] people?"

Song Xiaobao smiled and said, "Heating!"

The audience laughed again.

"It turned out to be heating! It's not about more than [-] people! This official boss!"

"Oh, I'm going, it's so funny! It turned out to be heating. I said that such excellent talents can be cultivated there..."

"No, I have an ominous hunch that Liu Xun's love defense battle is likely to be won directly! There's no need to compare it now!"

"Hey, really, how could Liu Xun kill this unit's boiler room!"

Yang Mi asked again, "You burn the boiler?"

Song Xiaobao replied, "Well..."

At this time, Liu Xun, who was beside him, suddenly said, "Did you see it? Isn't this color right? Baked!"

puff!Countless audiences all burst out laughing!

All night, the huge Huaxia, as if someone had cast a spell on it, there were endless bursts of laughter and laughter from every household!