Urban Comedy Master

One thing they have in common is that they are all watching "Crossover Comedy Challenge"!

The sketch is here, and it's about to end...  

Song Xiaobao heard Liu Xun's joking, not only did not defend, but also added an action, saying: "So, when you burn a small boiler, it is so big, shake, shake, shake, shake, when... collapse popcorn. ,Ha ha……"

The audience burst out laughing again.

"I'm going, Song Xiaobao used to make popcorn! I really didn't see it, but he's right!"

"Where's the popcorn? I haven't eaten popcorn for a long time! I want to make ten pounds of rice!"

"Yeah, popcorn, slow childhood memories!"

On the stage, Song Xiaobao continued with a smile and said, "Later, I switched to a large boiler, so it turns out, I'm not that dark, what's going on? That time, there was a shortage of coal in the boiler, and there was a shortage of coal in the furnace. I was in a hurry to push coal into the stove.

Pushing a small cart of coal and running fast, the car did not stop when it reached the door of the stove, and even I took the car and shot it into the stove!

This is my legs and feet are about to crawl out, haha, it's baked like this...

You say, you say laugh or not laugh, hahaha 1.5 hahahahahahaha, er! ! ! "

As he said that, Song Xiaobao went crazy with self-confidence!

It was simply joyous, and the action was even more exaggerated. All the audience at the scene turned their backs and backs with laughter, and at the same time, the applause also resounded like bursts of thunder.

"Hahaha, this sketch is too funny, too classic! I feel like I'm going to be a fan of Song Xiaobao!"

"How do you say it? Song Xiaobao has met a noble person. Without Liu Xun, he would never be able to perform such a sketch today!"

"Yeah, in the future, Song Xiaobao will take this natural route, and it will definitely become an atmosphere!"

"Liu Xun is really amazing. He was able to find a guy like Song Xiaobao in the crowd and transform him into such a funny look!"

"The truth that Maxima often has, but Bole does not often have, today I finally understand!".

Chapter [-] Liu Xun's love defense battle, success!

Chapter [-] Liu Xun's love defense battle, success!

The sketch is here, and the last part is left!

Seeing that everything was clear, Liu Xun suddenly smiled and said, "That's alright, then you can have a good time with him, and I'll bless you all, okay?"

Although what he said was very atmospheric and there was nothing wrong with it, it was clear that he was commanding Yang Mi's army!

The meaning between the words is very obvious, this boiler is a big money, much better than me, the old man who brings you meals and warm treasures, go grab the big money!

Without waiting for Yang Mi to speak, Song Xiaobao smiled awkwardly and persuaded: "Here, big brother, you have something else! Don't bless me, I can't compare with you!"

Liu Xunting pointed at Song Xiaobao, and said sarcastically to Yang Mi again: "This person is very good!"

Seeing that he could not move him, Song Xiaobao turned around and asked Yang Mi to get up, saying: "This man is a good man! I can't compare with my eldest brother, Haiyan, you should be more careful, it's not easy to find such a person! Such an old age is ridiculous What? I said you, did you hear me?"

Seeing that Yang Mi was ignoring her, she sat a little closer and said angrily, "Are you stupid?! Are you stupid?! How stupid, how stupid!!!"

While talking, Song Xiaobao slapped Yang Mi's arm angrily, slapping him with a silly sentence, looking very angry. (book=-house*0small-}say-+net).

The audience laughed again.

"It's teasing me, no, Song Xiaobao is your blind date today! Why don't you blame Liu Xun for sabotaging your blind date plan, but blame Yang Mi instead!"

"This kind of person is suitable for dying alone. It belongs to the kind of person who is sold and helps to count the money!"

"Da Mimi said that he was confused, what the hell is going on! Who is going on a blind date today? Who is messing with who's good thing??? Fainted to death!"

Indeed, Yang Mi on the stage really didn't change his mind all of a sudden, and now he was beaten several times by Song Xiaobao, and he was even more confused, with an innocent look on his face, and a look of ignorance on his face. .

After talking about Yang Mi, seeing that she didn't say anything against her, Song Xiaobao turned around and looked at Liu Xun with a smile, and said embarrassedly: "Hehe, that, eldest brother, I won't stay here for a long time, this house is also, I'll stay here. can't stay...

Hehe, that's the time, I have to go do a yangko. "

The audience laughed, but couldn't they stay?Going on a blind date in front of someone's wife, this is considered a tiger out of the sky!

While speaking, he got off the kang and was about to leave. When passing by Yang Mi, he warned again: "Haiyan, this is your warmest and safest nest, remember!!!"

After saying that, he finally patted Yang Mi's arm again, and Yang Mi looked even more confused!

The audience is all laughing crazy, laughing silly!

"Oh, I'll go, this guy Song Xiaobao is too funny! It's incredible, I was actually fanned by this big black charcoal!"

"Me too, I found out that after Liu Xun, in addition to Wang Congcong, Sun Meimei, there is another big joke in the entertainment circle!"

"Liu Xun Company won't sign Song Xiaobao! This song Xiaobao's scene is really eye-catching!"

"If Song Xiaobao can be signed by Liu Xun's company, then it will be his luck! As long as he hugs Liu Xun's thigh, his new little cute will definitely become popular in China, even if it may be more It's not as popular as Liu Xun, but it will definitely be more than ten thousand times better than his current situation!"

"Yeah, the people who followed Liu Xun are all on fire! I really don't know what Liu Xuntu is..."

"Liu Xun: When I make friends, I never look at how popular or talented he is, because no matter how popular or talented they are, they are not as popular and talented as me!"

"Pfft! You upstairs are really amazing, really!"

On the stage, after talking about Yang Mi, Song Xiaobao was still not relieved, and said, "You are a bad boy, look at it!!!"

The audience is all laughing crazy!

"No, you're so mad! You're stunned, you little funny!"