Urban Comedy Master

"I know what Song Xiaobao is angry about. From the very beginning of the blind date, it was Yang Mi who lied to him. It was not until the end that he realized that the paralyzed cousin was Yang Mi's old man, and he was deceived in front of the old man. Face-to-face kiss, can you be angry?"

"No, can you blame me, Da Mi Mi? He didn't hear so many crude explanations, and even the paralyzed cousin came over to chat with him for a long time, but he didn't respond. Does this person blame others for lying to him? It's him making fun of himself!"

"Hehe, the one upstairs must be a diehard fan of Da Mi Mi, I support you!"

After saying this, Song Xiaobao finally left, but he walked directly from the place where Yang Mi asked Liu Xun to open the window before, this is the sixth floor!

The audience laughed again.

"This guy is so funny. He turned over the window on the sixth floor and ran away. Did he overdo it or did he arrange it in advance?"

"It's so funny! This guy Song Xiaobao is invincible! He even dared to open the window on the sixth floor, he thought he was an ancient hero!"

"Today's headlines: A famous comedian Song Xiaobao, who was too involved in his sketches, rolled down from the sixth-floor window and died at the age of fifty-four!"

After Song Xiaobao walked through the window, only Liu Xun and Yang Mi were left on the stage. By this time, Liu Xun's love defense battle had basically been successful, and the possible third party would "die" directly from the sixth floor through the window!

Liu Xun looked at Yang Mi and said, "Go to Yangko, he's gone."

Yang Mi was a little embarrassed and a little embarrassed. She lowered her head, sat on the kang, and said in a low voice, "Don't go."

Even if she was subdued, she hoped that Liu Xun would stop worrying about the previous things with her. In fact, she didn't know what she was thinking, what was going on in her heart, and it was a mess.

Suddenly, Liu Xun stood up, as if he didn't understand what she meant at all, and said, "Don't go, I'll go!"

Yang Mi was a little nervous, and now his head is full of things just now, and it's not messy, but most of them are thinking about Liu Xun, for fear that Liu Xun will go away.

She was very nervous and asked, "What are you going to do?"

As if he didn't know what she meant, Liu Xun got up and walked out, saying, "I'll be completely paralyzed if I don't go, go and practice my eyesight."

Yang Mi hurriedly followed, her words were choked in her throat, she wanted to say but couldn't. She squeezed out a sentence for the last half of the day and said, "Then...then go do a yangko and exercise!"

Liu Xun agreed: "Okay!"

Yang Mi looked left and right, a little embarrassed, picked up the quilt on the sofa, put it in his room, and said to Liu Xun a little shyly: "Damn old man, this time I will move to this house!"

Liu Xun smiled and agreed, "Okay!"

The words choked in his throat finally came out, the whole person relaxed a lot, and Yang Mi said again: "Should I turn with you?"

Liu Xun smiled again and said, "Okay!"

While speaking, Yang Mi quickly walked towards Liu Xun, the two of them held hands and walked off the stage with a smile!

So far, the sketch "Blind Date" has ended successfully! .

Chapter [-] The number of votes is against the sky, and it will win the first place again [Subscribe]

At the end of the sketch, all the loud voices that had never been heard before, and even the two words Liu Xun, had rushed out of the studio, resounding through the sky, and could be heard from far away, because the whole of China, at this moment All boiled, as if the Olympic bid was successful again!

Of course, the most excited performance belonged to the audience at the scene. Many audience members cried directly on the spot!

"I'm a god! I didn't die laughing? I felt very powerful in an instant!"

"Hahaha, I can finally breathe a sigh of relief, I almost died of laughter by Liu Xun's sketch..."

"This work is really funny. How many laughs there are in the whole film, I can't even count it!"

"Liu Xun is really Liu Xun, and the name of comedy master is really not covered!"

"Today is a complete laugh, and I feel that all the laughs in my life are finished today!"

After all the performances were over, the host Guo Degang stepped onto the stage and teased Liu Xun and the three of them around the corner, but they were all teased back by Liu Xun very well!

The audience laughed again. ~)

After a few people interacted enthusiastically, the voting channel opened.

Although before because Liu Xun's works were too funny, the audience was tossed, and they didn't even dare to drink saliva during the period, worried that the laughter would come too suddenly and choked to death. ~)

But the purpose of the audience watching this show is to laugh and laugh wildly, and Liu Xun completely made them laugh today!

The voting data came out soon, and finally Liu Xun completely crushed all the comedians in this issue with more than [-] million votes.

After the data appeared, there was a brief silence, followed by frantic screams and shouts!

More than [-] million votes!

No one would have thought that Liu Xun could get so many votes!

This is so scary!

Even Liu Xun himself was slightly startled.

But he was relieved soon, and being able to get such a high number of votes showed that the audience recognized him and supported him!

Even Liu Xun was slightly startled. Needless to say, the others all looked at Liu Xun with the look of perverts and monsters.

Guo Degang even shouted on the spot: "Master, please take my knee!!."!"

This Liu Xun naturally wouldn't take it, so he hurriedly supported Guo Degang and told him that it was okay, you can get so many votes when you grow up!

Guo Degang looked at him with his small eyes, his face filled with resentment, and an expression like you would believe me. .

The audience was once again amused by the two of them and laughed.

But Liu Xun's number of votes today really surprised everyone, it was really terrifying.