Urban Comedy Master

Although these are all limericks, they have no literary value or connotation at all, but they are acting as sketches!

The humorous lines accompanied this tone, which instantly detonated the entire network.

"I'm going, it's amazing! It rhymes quite a bit."

"That's right, this limerick was written, and I'm really convinced."

"Liu Xun's talent is still high, he can write such a script."

"Haha, who said that without Teacher Li, Liu Xun would not be able to do it? I'm good at watching this show."

"That's right, it made me laugh."

"I'm looking forward to it more and more!"

.................

At this time, everyone had one count, and they were all shocked.

Even the five groups of guests in the lounge's expressions gradually became solemn, as if another boulder was pressed in their hearts, which was the same feeling as the previous episodes.

Li Daoming was obviously missing, but Liu Xun didn't seem to be affected in the slightest, and could still arouse the cheers of many audiences. (.—)

This work, this talent, is too powerful, right?

The five groups of guests looked at each other in disbelief. At the same time, there was a sense of powerlessness in their hearts, and there was nothing to do.

On stage, the performance continues.

After listening to Yang Mi's words, Liu Xun said unwillingly, "What are you thanking him for bullying people?"

Yang Mi said indifferently, "Is it impolite?"

Sun Yizhou faced the audience, a little speechless, and said, "What kind of talk is this called? A whole poetry competition!"

Then he let out an embarrassed uh, turned his head and said to the two of them: "Uncle and Aunt, today we won't talk about those annoying things, let's talk about happy things."

Hearing this, Liu Xun glanced at Yang Mi and said, "Did you look at it, I'll tell her when I leave the house, I said you can't write this paragraph, and even the United Nations has nothing to do with the Gulf. thing?"

In an instant, Yang Mi's face became embarrassed, and she said, "Then tell me."

Sun Yizhou made a gesture of invitation and said, "The uncle said, talk about the good situation. (.—)"

Liu Xun took out the notebook again, stood up, put on a speech posture, and said, "Leaders, comrades."

Sun Yizhou looked over strangely and said, "Are you going to report?"

Liu Xun raised his head and asked, "Can't you say that?"

Seeing this, Sun Yizhou had no choice but to reluctantly said: "Ah, okay, you can talk!"

Liu Xun put his gaze back on the notebook, paused, and then said solemnly:

"Hello everyone! China is incredible, the grain is harvested, and the floods are driven away. The people live and work in peace and contentment, and they praise the country's leadership. Especially the people's army, it is even more difficult to find in the world. There is a lot of chaos in foreign countries, and intrigue is all day long. Today, the cabinet will step down, and tomorrow the Prime Minister will be Speculation. After the financial crisis, the leaders will be impeached. Looking at the world situation, the scenery is better here! Thank you!"

As soon as these words came out, there was a burst of applause from the audience.

These few words are catchy to read, and when you think about it carefully, it seems that this is really the case, and it will naturally make people smile.

The audience laughed uncontrollably. There are three paragraphs in total, each of which is quite funny, and the most important one, all of them rhyme, which is the point of writing skills.

I'm afraid that of all the guests of "Joyful Comedian", only Liu Xun has such talent, right?

The sketch continues.

Sun Yizhou frowned, organized the wording, and said again:

"Uncle and aunt, what about this talk show, it's actually talking, chatting, chatting, just sitting in the pit at home and chatting, how are you at home, and what are you doing here? Don't be nervous, okay? ?"

What Liu Xun and Yang Mi showed just now was really too much public relations, and it was just like a leader's speech.

Hearing this, Liu Xun breathed a sigh of relief, with a smile on his face, and said with a smile, "Then you should say something about relaxing, and you will understand earlier."

At the same time, he and Yang Mi crossed their legs and placed them on the sofa.

Especially Liu Xun, who even took off his shoes during the conversation.

Sun Yizhou just showed a relieved expression to the audience, thinking that the two couples finally understood, it was not easy, but when he turned his head, he saw their actions.

Immediately, he was stunned!

Is it like this with the two of you at home?But thinking about it carefully, it seems that he did the death himself, isn't it just that he reminded the two of them to make this place their home?

Sun Yizhou looked at Liu Xun's feet and was stunned.

Fortunately, Yang Mi couldn't see it, and said to her husband, "Put those shoes on."

Liu Xun pointed at Sun Yizhou and said, "Tell me to relax."

Yang Mi continued to complain: "What are you doing to relax your feet to relax your mind, stinky, stop, sweaty feet."

Saying that, he picked up the shoes and put them on again for Liu Xun.

Liu Xun couldn't get off the stage a little, and said to Sun Yizhou: "Can't you take off your shoes, is it Ao?"

This farce made Sun Yizhou look embarrassed, so he could only nod his head and said, "Ah, okay, okay."

Two old people like this, what can he do?