Urban Comedy Master
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Everyone was also amused by the actions of the two couples. Liu Xun and Yang Mi could be said to be the perfect interpretation of the rural couple who had never seen the world.
Chapter [-] The authentic pig kidney face! 【For collection】
Chapter [-] The authentic pig kidney face!
On the stage, Sun Yizhou continued to ask with a bitter face, "Uncle and Aunt, let me ask you something, you haven't watched our show, have you?"
But if you look at it a little bit, can you make it like this?
Liu Xun smiled and said, "Look, isn't your surname Sun? Tell the truth about that?"
Sun Yizhou was quite relieved, nodded and replied, "Yes, um!"
At this time, Yang Mi also said: "Isn't your name Sun Yizhou?"
Sun Yizhou didn't expect that both husband and wife knew him, smiled and said, "Yes!"
Yang Mi continued: "People in our village like you."
Sun Yizhou was surprised: "Really?"
Yang Mi described: "They all praise you, saying that you are good at hosting that show."
Sun Yizhou laughed and said, "So you say that?"
Unexpectedly, he still has such a high reputation and is also very popular in the countryside.
However, in the next sentence, Yang Mi changed her words and said, "It's just that people are a bit sloppy."
"Pfft!" At the scene, many people burst out laughing!
Sun Yizhou's smiling face froze completely, unable to speak for a long time. ~)
The problem is that he can't be angry with the two old people, he can only hold it back in his heart.
At this time, Liu Xun complained and said, "Why are you doing this?"
Yang Mi said truthfully: "Tell the truth."
Liu Xun blamed: "What are you talking about?"
Then, he turned his head to Sun Yizhou and said roundly, "I'm sorry, that's not what she meant, my wife said that means she likes you to host that show, oh, the whole village loves watching it, that guy said you hosted the show. There are characteristics, talking and laughing like crying."
This is true, and everyone laughed even more.
Sun Yizhou originally nodded, wanting to go down this step and reveal this embarrassing scene, but when he heard this, the expression on his face was extremely wonderful, but it became even more embarrassing.
Liu Xun realized that he was wrong and corrected: "No, it's like laughing when I cry."
This time, Sun Yizhou was completely speechless, and said to the audience: "Their villages are so praiseworthy, their villages?"
Yang Mi wanted to add, and shouted, "I told you..."
However, before he could say a word, he was stopped by Sun Yizhou, and he quickly said: "It's alright, don't talk about it, let's talk about your second old man? Now, let me ask the question a little bit more, where are you? A year of marriage?"
Hearing this, the two looked at each other, and Liu Xun said first, "We will meet for five or eight."
Yang Mi added: "It's about winter."
Sun Yizhou was speechless again, but reluctantly complained: "I finally stopped reading poetry, and sang it again."
In this world, there are two songs on the music scene. The song names are "Meeting Ninety-eight" and "About Winter". Obviously, the lines on the sketch borrowed this song name.
Therefore, he would say so.
Then, Sun Yizhou continued to ask: "Who was chasing whom when they were in love at that time?"
At this time, Liu Xun smiled.
Yang Mi also said a little hard to say: "Don't talk about this matter."
Sun Yizhou thought that the two of them didn't want to talk, so he said understandingly, "This is personal privacy!"
And as soon as he finished speaking, Liu Xun smiled at him and said, "Actually, Xiao Sun, you should have this kind of eyesight. At that time, I use the words now, the guy looks more handsome, and he chases me."
While talking, Liu Xun smiled, with a complacent look on his face.
When Yang Mi heard this, she immediately became unhappy, frowned and said, "Why don't you tell the truth? You let everyone look at your old face that looks like a shoehorn, can I chase after you? "
Immediately, everyone was laughing out of breath again, like shoehorns?Can you describe your face like this?Where did this joke come from?
Liu Xun's eyes widened, and he said, "How can you not be so good at aesthetics?"
Yang Mi looked at him and said, "What's wrong?"
Liu Xun waved his hand and said solemnly: "This is called a shoehorn face? This is an authentic pig kidney face!"
In an instant, the sound of clapping the table rang out in countless places at home, dormitory, factory, and countless audience members were laughing and leaning back.
In the live broadcast room, at this moment, the barrage came from the sky like snowflakes.
"Haha, no, I'm dying of laughter."
"Shoehorn face? Pig kidney face? I just want to know, which country would describe a person like that?"
"Don't say it, this adjective is really special."
"That's right, I've gained more knowledge, so I can stop calling people ugly in the future."
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