Urban Comedy Master

"Actually, as far as I want to say, can you give me a dozen with a pig kidney face like Liu Xun?"

"Hmph, it's beautiful to think, brother Liu Xun belongs to this cute sister."

"Wow, I'm shocked, a big dick and cute girl appeared in the live broadcast room!"

"Amazing! Excuse me, can I take such a cute girl away?"

"Okay, don't fool around, let's look down."

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Immediately, everyone stared at the screen without blinking, not wanting to miss a joke.

So do the rest of the people!

At the beginning, in the absence of Li Daoming's help, everyone would question Liu Xun, but now, everyone has realized that they were wrong.

With his actual performance, Liu Xun slapped them in the face, and at the same time announced to everyone: As long as Liu Xun is with him, the classic will never end!

Chapter [-]: What is Qiubo? 【For collection】

Chapter [-] What is Qiubo?

At this time, Sun Yizhou heard Liu Xun's description and concluded, "It's not as good as a shoehorn."

Instead, Yang Mi waved her hand and blew it, saying, "When I was young, it was definitely not a blow, Liu Ye's eyebrows and cherry mouth, anyone who saw me would be happy to take a look, our second brother Wu next door, take a look at me. I was shaking all over."

Liu Xun sneered coldly when he heard the words, and said, "Hey, pull it down, Wu Lao Er has a cerebral thrombosis, everyone is trembling!"

"Hahaha!" The crowd laughed and applauded.

This line is really funny. The most important thing is that Yang Mi herself is very beautiful, and the lines she said always have a sense of serious nonsense.

Sun Yizhou played the role of a gentleman, and said: "Uncle, what uncle said is wrong, in fact, aunt looks quite energetic now."

Yang Mi said unconcernedly: "It's not good now. Now my hair has turned white, wrinkles have grown, and my two white teeth were honorably laid off last year."

Liu Xun couldn't help laughing when he heard it, and said, "Hahaha, this word is perfect.~)..."

Sun Yizhou was also surprised: "I know that this layoff is still used here?"

Then, he paused and continued: "Uncle and aunt, forget it, I can ask them one by one, let's ask aunt first."

Immediately, he walked to Yang Mi's side and stood there for an interview.

Yang Mi glanced at him and said to herself, "Ask me?"

Sun Yizhou bent down and asked, "Auntie, how did uncle chase you back then?"

Yang Mi looked at Liu Xun, and then said softly, as if telling a little secret: "He is, he takes the initiative to approach me, chat with me when he has nothing to do, not cut the grass for me, or read poetry to me, and always find You have the chance to send me a surprise!"

Sun Yizhou let out a snort and said, "It's still secretly sending autumn waves!"

At this time, Liu Xun denied it with a serious face: "Don't talk nonsense, I remember that I gave you a pen, gave you a table, and gave you a big black pot, when did I give you a good look? By the way, what's up with Qiubo?"

In the end, even he was surprised, what is Qiu Bo?When did he deliver?

Sun Yizhou just wanted to explain: "Qiu Bo is a young man and a woman..."

However, before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Yang Mi. .

She said with disgust on her face: "Why don't you understand what Qiubo is? How uneducated is it?"

Liu Xun asked dumbfounded, "What?"

Yang Mi leaned over and explained to him seriously: "Autumn waves are spinach in autumn!"

Liu Xun suddenly realized, "Oh!"

This blind explanation, combined with the serious expressions of the two, everyone couldn't help laughing and laughed.

Can Qiubo explain it like this?Really long experience!

At the end, Liu Xun nodded and admitted: "I sent it, every year."

Facing the audience, Sun Yizhou said speechlessly: "This is the first time I heard about Qiubo today. Then uncle and aunt, when you get married, do you have any decent dowry?"

Yang Mi smiled when she heard the words, and said, "I'm not afraid of everyone's jokes when I say it. His poor family doesn't have anything."

Liu Xun tried to deny it with dignity: "Don't talk nonsense, there was still a household appliance at that time!"

Sun Yizhou said suspiciously: "Are there any household appliances?"

Liu Xun confided, "It's a flashlight."

Many viewers, especially those who are elderly, are very impressed when they hear this sentence, because that is how they walked step by step back then.

And those young people watched it with great interest, aside from the star halo of Liu Xun and Yang Mi, this line alone is worth watching.

At this time, Sun Yizhou also said with emotion: "Oh, there is no decent betrothal gift, but you see that the uncle and aunt have been through ups and downs for so many years, and they have lived very well. I think it is this same strength as always, which is worth learning from our young people. , is an example for us to learn from!"

Liu Xun snorted and said, "Don't learn from us, our relationship has been in crisis."

Sun Yizhou asked in surprise: "Before?"

Liu Xun's face turned straight and said, "Now."

Sun Yizhou was stunned and said, "What's going on?"