Urban Comedy Master

Liu Xun waved his hand and confided: "After the reform and prosperity, we two built a two-story building. After the building was finished, there were more rooms, and suddenly he proposed to me to separate, saying that staying in one room would delay her learning foreign languages. , After all, talk about this feeling, this thing is that distance produces beauty.

As a result, when I went upstairs, the distance was widened, and the beauty was gone!It's not serious to call me every day to eat something, call me, and say in a foreign language "Hello wow, the meal is ready, come down Mixi!"

As soon as this humorous line was thrown out, the crowd burst into applause like a wave.

Up to now, apart from being too bland at the beginning, this work has already caused hilarious laughter from the audience. In terms of the repercussions of the scene, it seems that it is no less than Liu Xun's classic work "Selling Abduction"!

Even for young people, this feeling is a little worse, but still laughing at it, the laughter has not stopped.

Chapter [-]: So, I came up with an idea! 【For subscription】

Chapter [-] So, I came up with an idea!

At this time, on the stage, Yang Mi was a little unhappy and said loudly, "Why don't you tell the truth? Why am I living apart from you?"

Liu Xun said embarrassedly, "You have a small mind."

However, Yang Mi revealed it and said, "You don't look at me all day long, and you sit in front of the TV every day waiting to see Lin Zhiling. I won't say you pulled it, right?"

Hearing this, Liu Xun also retorted: "What's the use of saying that, didn't you stare at Guo Degang when he came out?"

"Wow!!" After listening to the audience, they all cheered lively, with applause, cheers, laughter, and continued.

Lin Zhiling is a female star in the Gulf. Although she is not young, she is well maintained and does not look old at all. She is even the goddess of many middle-aged and old men.

As for Guo Degang, let alone, he is on stage.

At this moment, Guo Degang looked at the roaring audience in the stands, and then looked at the two people in the middle of the stage, he couldn't help shaking his head and smiling, he was just lying on the gun!

Yang Mi defended and said, "What happened to Guo Degang, Guo Degang is my idol!"

Liu Xunheng glanced at her, and said unconvincingly, "Then Lin Zhiling is my dream lover, what's the love!"

Sun Yizhou just wanted to persuade him, and said, "Uncle, it's not right to say that."

As a result, as soon as he spoke, Yang Mi was already angry.

I saw she stood up and walked outside. She wanted to leave with a gesture, and complained as she walked, "I don't want to take pictures anymore. What are you talking about when these people are doing this?"

Sun Yizhou hurried over to persuade: "Don't say a few words!"

Liu Xun also realized that what he said was going too far, stood up and admitted his mistake: "Wrong, okay? Are you going to record it?"

Yang Mi waved her hand and said to Sun Yizhou: "Xiao Sun, this part is over, don't broadcast it."

Seeing this, Sun Yizhou made a gesture to speak to the staff, and said, "This part is over, don't broadcast it."

The three returned to the sofa.

Yang Mi was still a little angry, she glanced at Liu Xun and complained, "It's all this age."

Liu Xunzheng said, "You didn't mention it, it's all over."

Yang Mi is still bickering: "No culture!"

Sun Yizhou faced the two of them, and said roundly: "The two elders have been together for so many years, and it has been ups and downs for so many years. To watch TV, I don't think it's worth it."

Liu Xun felt the same way and nodded: "It's not a big deal. Later, it was even more exaggerated. This guy brought all the members of the House of Representatives of our family, men, women, young and old, to a meeting to impeach me."

Sun Yizhou said curiously: "It's still a big deal!"

Liu Xun snorted and said, "After the whole family voted by show of hands, everyone agreed that I..."

Sun Yizhou continued: "You are right!"

Liu Xun's style of painting changed: "Apologize to someone."

Sun Yizhou became interested and said, "Apologize for this part. You must let Auntie tell me. You must remember what happened that day."

Yang Mi pushed Liu Xun, changed positions with him, and said, "Go, I'll tell Xiao Sun."

Liu Xun could only let her do what, and muttered, "Just say it."

Yang Mi seemed to recall something, and said seriously: "One night, I suddenly knocked on my door. When I opened the door, I stared at me like a wooden eye, and insisted on reciting a poem to me!"

Speaking of this, Liu Xun was a little embarrassed, touched her arm, and said, "Stop talking!"

However, Yang Mi ignored him and said without stopping: "Ah, Baiyun, Heitu apologizes to you, come to your door, please open your eyes and see how pitiful I am, how you and I repeat yesterday Story, can my old ticket still board your broken ship!"

Everyone burst into laughter in an instant, and the latter two sentences that were more literary were clearly from the lyrics of a popular song called "The Sound of the Waves Still".

Sun Yizhou also looked at Liu Xun curiously and asked, "Uncle, what happened after that?"

At this time, Liu Xun said awkwardly: "The sound of the waves is still there."

Hearing what he really said, everyone burst into laughter again.

At this time, Sun Yizhou picked up the topic again and said: "Look, today, let's talk about suffering first, and then talk about fighting, I think it's this topic, it's too heavy, let's change the topic, let's imagine Have a better tomorrow."

Hearing this, Yang Mi continued, "Then, let me think about it first."

Sun Yizhou waved his hand and said, "Imagine first."

Yang Mi adjusted her sitting posture and said, "I've already imagined that, I was born in the old society, grew up under the red flag, walked in the spring breeze, ready to cross the century, think about the past, cross the present, I am one after another, so, I have an idea."

Hearing what she said was so serious, Sun Yizhou asked curiously, "What do you think?"

Yang Mi smiled and said, "I want to write a book."