Urban Comedy Master

Di Lieba glanced at him again, and smiled shyly: "Hehe, there is no problem with the size!"

The audience laughed again. .

"Oh, I feel sorry for Song Xiaobao for a second. I guess that this blind date will be fooled by Liu Xun again!"

"Fat Di can be wrong! It's interesting, it's very interesting."

"I guess Da Mimi will be dumbfounded when she comes back. She kindly introduced her to her best friend, but her best friend is here to meet her husband!"

Liu Xun, who was in the chaos, didn't know what Di Lieba was thinking at all. He didn't even feel that she would be wrong. He was even thinking about helping Song Xiaobao to see what the situation was.

I saw him saying very directly: "Come on, stand up, I see how tall you can be!"

Dilireba looked embarrassed, shyly smiled and twisted for a while, and muttered in his mouth: "Brother is so direct, you can compare your size as soon as you meet, let's do it!"

Saying so, she stood up!

The audience all burst into laughter. This kind of feeling that someone with a good eye sees other people's confusion and misunderstanding is really indescribable. The whole trick is so funny!

On the stage, Liu Xun still didn't think about Dilireba's misunderstanding at all, and said with a look of disapproval, "Then stand up! I'll measure it."

Di Lieba looked at him and stood up shyly, but in the end he was too embarrassed to look at Liu Xun, so he turned around and kept snickering there alone. ~)

The audience who watched it burst into laughter.

Liu Xun didn't think about it that much, he was more serious than his height.

I saw that he gestured from Di Lieba's head with his hand to almost his height in front of Hungary, estimating that the height difference between Song Xiaobao and Di Lieba was almost twenty dawn.

However, Di Lieba was completely unaware of this and still snickered there.

The audience burst into laughter when they saw them like this!

"Liu Xun, how do you compare your height? Is Song Xiaobao that short?"

"Oh, it's not too funny to see the two of them veiled in each other's valleys!"

"Yaoyaoyao, is this mother-in-law watching sketches? It's just taking drugs! I've never taken so many painkillers in my life!"

"God, how come my medicine is almost bottomed out? Which brother has prepared a lot of medicine? Give it evenly???"

"High price for medicine!!!"

On the stage, Liu Xun gestured and said, "Oh, he needs a heightening pad and eight insoles."

Di Lieba thought he had very high requirements in this regard.

I saw her smiling and said indifferently: "No need to add insoles, size, it's not a problem!"

While speaking, Di Lieba glanced at Liu Xun again, and nodded again, looking very satisfied.

Size is not a problem, Liu Xun thought that Song Xiaobao's goods might be really interesting this time, so he asked again: "Height is not a problem, is it okay to be black?"

Di Lieba glanced at him again, with a smile on his face, and said, "Black looks strong, and white looks healthy."

The audience was laughing again and again.

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"This is too ridiculous! Goddess Fat Di is not the old man Liu Xun, but the old man Song Xiaobao who is as black as coal and burns a boiler!!!"

"Oh, Mimi, come back soon, the situation here is very chaotic!"

"The backyard is on fire! Hurry back and forth with Mi Mi! Don't worry about other people's blind dates! Your wife is about to be introduced to Song Xiaobao's blind date, so let's go!"

On the stage, Liu Xun still hadn't noticed the meaning of Di Lieba's words, so he pondered and asked, "What if there is no house?"

Dilireba looked disinterested and said, "The house is fine! I have the house, I am alone now..."

Having said that, Di Lieba paused for a moment, and then said shyly: "I live in a house of more than [-] square meters!"

.......

She looked like she was saying, come on, let's live together, nothing is a problem.

There was no problem with her, so Liu Xun was puzzled and said, "Then you...then your condition, being black is not a problem, and being small is not a problem, it means that it is no problem, I can talk to him about this matter. It's settled!"

The audience burst out laughing!

"Liu Xun is a fool, you can definitely decide, but what you decide is your own big event, not Song Xiaobao, it's you who Dilireba looks at!"

"Oh, I didn't even see that, Liu Xun Da Huyou's skill has declined!"

"It's over, Yang Mi and Song Xiaobao can't win, get ready to cool off! The two of them are basically determined, you can rest!"

"Medicine! I want medicine! Well, I don't have any painkillers! God, Liu Xun is so cruel, how long has it been since it started? Are you laughing to death? Please help, old iron!!!”

"Stop screaming, Lao Tie doesn't have much painkillers here, the enemy's firepower is too fierce, then prepare to resist laughing!"

On the stage, Di Lieba said with a smile, "big brother, what do you think of you?"

When the audience saw it, they understood that she was going to ask Liu Xun what she thought of herself. The oolong between the two should be broken now, right? .

Chapter [-] Haiyan, you can have a snack

The sketch was still going on, Liu Xun interrupted Di Lieba's words and said: "That's alright, I'll wash some fruit for you, you go to the back room for a while, she'll be back in a while, come in... Enter the back room. !"

While talking, he greeted Di Lieba and went to the back room to rest first. .