Urban Comedy Master

Di Lieba snorted, and her pretty face turned red. What are you doing in the back room at this time?Is it to...then what?

After a storm of thought, I thought that since they all fell in love, it would be a matter of time sooner or later. Both of them were quite old, so there was no need to be too twisted, after all, they were both from the past.

Thinking like this, I saw that she wanted to refuse and greeted her with a few words, "You're welcome." Then she followed Liu Xun into the back room!

At this time, Yang Mi, who went out to pick up people, finally appeared again, with Song Xiaobao behind him.

Immediately, the audience burst into laughter, and all kinds of "sixty-seven-zero" sounds of booing continued.

"Hahaha, here I come, I'm going to arrest, rape, lie, and bed, this is exciting!"

"I'm looking forward to the moment when Da Mi Mi pushes the door in and thinks about that scene... No, I have to take two painkillers, or I'm sure HLOD won't be able to wait!"

"Fuck, brother upstairs, you still have painkillers? How about I charge you ten times the market price for all the remaining medicines?"

"Fuck off, I'll pay fifty times the market price, and I'll take all the painkillers!"

On the stage, Yang Mi walked to her house in front, turned her head and shouted at Song Xiaobao who was following him far behind: "Xiao Song, Xiao Song, you're a complete piece of shit, you're at the door of your house, why do you still fight back? Where's the hall? Let's go!"

While talking, he was so dark that he was holding a real rose that symbolized love. He also wore a pair of glasses, a black coat, a white shirt, and even a tie. Song Xiaobao, who really looks like when they met on a blind date, appeared on the stage with a smile!

I saw him timidly walked to Yang Mi's side and said with a smile, "Hai~Yan~na!"

I don't know why, but as soon as he said Haiyanna, the audience went crazy with laughter. .

"Hahaha, this discolored person still looks like that, still has the same tone, he doesn't speak, I really think he has changed his personality!"

"Haiyan, you can have some snacks!"

"Don't say, this little black charcoal really looks a little like this, you can see it, but he can't speak, otherwise the whole style of painting will change!"

"Hahaha, no matter what you say, I still like Song Xiaobao with this tone, he made me laugh!"

"Xiao Maoxian, who still has painkillers? I'll buy it at a hundred times the market price!!!"

On the stage, Song Xiaobao paused for a while, and continued: "You say my heart is jumping like this! Even if I have a thin throat, even a thick throat can jump out!"

The audience shook their heads and laughed again. ~)

Hearing what he said, Yang Mi was speechless and said, "It's so fucked up, what are you afraid of? Just go on a blind date, if you can pull it down, that girl won't eat you!"

Song Xiaobao smiled and said a little embarrassedly: "I'm not afraid of the wife, I'm afraid of your cousin!"

As soon as these words came out, the audience laughed even more!

"You are still afraid of that cousin, the object will be gone soon, and you are still afraid of wool here!"

"Stop chatting, you two, go in quickly, the rice is almost cooked inside!"

"Mimi, don't pay attention to this disgrace, and hurry up to defend your love, your best friend and artist are going to rebel!"

On the stage, Yang Mi was speechless and asked, "Why are you afraid of him?"

Song Xiaobao asked tentatively, "Is he still living in the back room?"

Yang Mi replied, "Yes!"

Song Xiaobao immediately proposed: "Hey, Haiyan, can you think of a trick to get rid of him! Can I chat with the wife (that) woman alone?"

The audience laughed again.

"Hahaha, this guy Liu Xun is really giving people a psychological shadow!"

"Shadow is a woolen thread, hurry in and catch, rape is the real thing! I'll go, the fruit has been brought out, what should I do next?"

"You upstairs are so dirty, this is a sketch, how could it be so? However, the two of them hurried into the house, and it was true, otherwise, maybe the firewood and fire will be together and something will really happen. Come!"

On the stage, Yang Mi was still speechless, and said, "Can you not do so many things? Your cousin is very good, and everyone will help you to say good things!"

Song Xiaobao looked surprised and said, "Oh, mother, is that like that?"

Having said that, Yang Mi took him and walked to his house first, and just after the door, he shouted to the inside: "I'm back!"

Hearing the sound, Liu Xun greeted him and said with a smile, "Oh, here we come!"

As soon as he walked in, he saw Song Xiaobao dressed in a human-like appearance at a glance, and said in surprise, "Who is this?"

Song Xiaobao replied, "Me!"

The audience laughed again!

"Hahaha, I just said that Song Xiaobao can't speak, and he will be exposed as soon as he speaks. When he doesn't speak, even Liu Xun is fooled!"

"Liu Xun: Oh, I'm blind, it's actually this guy!"

"It's alright now, everyone is here, the good show is about to start, the tranquilizer is ready, and when HLOD can't stop, be ready to use it for yourself!"

"I envy the boss upstairs and the artifact like tranquilizers. I have nothing now. I won't die of laughter later, will I?"

On the stage, hearing Song Xiaobao's figure, Liu Xuncai finally recognized him, slightly surprised, and asked, "Why are you still wearing glasses? Are your eyes broken?"

Song Xiaobao smiled awkwardly and explained, "No, Haiyan told me that, wearing glasses doesn't look like Wenping!"

The audience laughed and laughed...  

"What Wenping? Is that a diploma?"

"With such a strong local accent as you, what kind of diploma is there, and someone will believe it if you say it!"