Urban Comedy Master

Then she returned to the living room with a smile, sat down beside Di Lieba, the two of them looked like best friends, and said, "Sister, people are very good? You agree with all aspects? It's not too dark, right? ?"

Di Lieba smiled shyly and said, "Very good! It's quite white!"

Suddenly Song Xiaobao, who was sitting in the back room, rushed out of the back room after hearing this, and said with a smile, "You're talking about teeth, right?"

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The audience burst into laughter!

"I'm speechless, the goddess Fat Di is clearly talking about Liu Xun, okay? What's the matter with you little black charcoal?"

"No one told you that, you still have to rush up, Song Xiaobao, don't you think you're black and proud?"

"This guy really only has white teeth left!"

"This is completely the kind of blind piano!"

On the stage, Song Xiaobao still didn't understand what misunderstanding there was here, and he still laughed out loud and said, "That's what it seems!"

Liu Xunna on the side smiled helplessly.

Song Xiaobao pulled him and said, "Big brother, let me tell you a story, big sister, listen to me too!"

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While talking, he just turned around and said something to Liu Xun, and he rushed to the living room again.

Liu Xun looked helpless and complained: "Oh, why did you go again?"

Di Lieba, who was sitting in the living room, wanted to stop Song Xiaobao, but he didn't respond at all. Obviously, he had entered his own world again.

I saw him telling the story on his own, and said, "That year, it was dark one night, and I went out for a walk when I had nothing to do. When I was walking, I walked under the street lights. When I saw a woman, I would go for a walk. Smile at him like that, the girl looks at me and (turns) and runs away..."

Having said that, Song Xiaobao learned from the woman's movements and expressions, and said, "You are running and shouting, oh my mother, damn it! Whose teeth have become fine, and they are floating out by themselves!"

The audience burst into laughter!

"I'll go, I'm really convinced of this guy's self-deprecating spirit. There aren't many people in the entertainment industry who dare to laugh at themselves like this, right?"

"'Oh my god, what the hell! Who's teeth are getting better!' I can laugh at this for a whole year!"

"I really like this guy, I'm quite proud to see him! This Nima really doesn't give you any insight!"

"I feel that this guy must have discussed with his master Liu Xun Da Huyou today, and he is ready to make us laugh to death!"

"Crying and crying and begging for some painkillers, I'm dying of laughter, which boss can give me some alms!".

Chapter [-] Has Gorky participated in a Yangko contest? 【For subscription】

The sketch continued. Liu Xun and Yang Mi, the two matchmakers, were helpless when they saw that this guy was so funny. Even Liu Xun smiled and sat back on the kang, saying that he didn't want to deal with this guy anymore.

Yang Mi got up and wanted to stop him, don't let him continue to expose his old foundations here.

However, Song Xiaobao was still completely unaware and could not stop him. He continued to laugh and said, "I won't go out in the middle of the night. I'm afraid of scaring people when I go out! Hahahaha..."

As he said that, he laughed wildly.

Under his leadership, the audience laughed even more.

"Hahaha, this big joke is really convincing. Everyone on blind dates picks up the good side of him and says that he is good, and he specializes in exposing his own old bottom!"

"No, I'm very supportive of Song Xiaobao's approach. Don't go out in the future, or you will scare people!"

　"One sixty" "This big night, if you really meet such a big black charcoal, I'm sure you will be scared and scattered!"

"In the dark night, just a pair of teeth in front of me, giggling giggling, oh, this picture, it's simple!"

On the stage, Yang Mi came to Song Xiaobao in embarrassment, pushed Song Xiaobao who was laughing wildly into the back room, and said in a low voice, "Little Song, hurry up!"

Liu Xun, who was in the back room, grabbed him and said, "Come on, don't be so tidy, I tell you! You have to control this woman, haven't you seen it? She is very cultivated and literate. , understand? You, you can't do this, you have to practice talking, you can't just spit, you know?"

The audience laughed.

"What and what? Just spitting out!"

"I'm really convinced by Liu Xun, these words are so classic!"

"Hahaha, this is too succinct. Although it means so, it can't be said that way!"

On the stage, Liu Xun continued: "Improve your cultural quality. In this way, I will teach you a poem. Read more books! Don't you say you read books? This is Gorky's poem."

Speaking of which, he took out a collection of poems from the bookcase, and soon found a poem by the famous Soviet poet Gorky for Song Xiaobao.

Then Song Xiaobao moved his position and said, "Which Yangko team is Gorky from?"

The audience burst into laughter!

"Hahaha, Gorky is that yangko team? It's too difficult, Song Xiaobao, what else do you know besides yangko?"

"I reckon that if Gorky heard Song Xiaobao's words, he would probably be pissed off by this guy!"

On the stage, Liu Xun looked at Song Xiaobao speechlessly, and said, "From the Soviet Yangko Team!"

The audience laughed even more!

"Hahaha, God is from the Soviet Yangko Team!"

"Fuck, Liu Xun is too funny!"

"Soviet Union: Liu Xun, I have disintegrated, how did I provoke you to provoke you!"

On the stage, Song Xiaobao really thought there was such a yangko team, and asked, "Have you participated in the competition?"