Urban Comedy Master

"I also swear that I will never make fun of you again, please let me go!"

Naturally, Liu Xun didn't know what the audience was thinking, but he looked like he had a headache and said, "...Bangbang! Cang...mang!"

Song Xiaobao learned this and said again: ".〃Cang...Mang!?"

Liu Xun nodded and said, "Yes!"

After receiving Liu Xun's affirmation, Song Xiaobao once again held the poetry collection and recited: "In the blue...the vast sea...the strong wind (the voice is very long) gathers the dark clouds (the rear nasal sound is especially heavy)!"

The audience was once again amused by his extremely funny recitation. It was too characteristic and too funny!

Song Xiaobao ignored the laughter of the audience, and continued to recite, while constantly gesturing with his fingers: "Between the dark clouds (pointing to himself) and the sea (pointing to Liu Xun), there is a Haiyan (pointing to Yang) dense)……"

Speaking of which, his whole state changed, with a frantic look, and said, "He's connecting us, let's meet here, let's have a romantic relationship in the evening... Oh my mother, brother, what are you doing! Ha ha ha ha……"

After he finished speaking, he collapsed with laughter. The poetry collection in his hand fell to the ground. Like a monkey, he ran to Liu Xun's side with a big laugh, and slapped him with a laugh.

Liu Xun really convinced him, he was funny and angry, and he read a poem (Zhao Zhaohao), but he read it like this ghost.

In the end, he slapped his thigh and sat on the sofa with a smile, wishing he could hit himself with the curtains, how could he teach such a careless person!

The audience laughed even more.

"What is this mother-in-law? Song Xiaobao is so funny, she actually made the poems of Gorky in the evening! My mother-in-law is really convinced!"

"Look at Liu Xun's collapsed appearance, hahaha, it really amuses me, I can guarantee that Liu Xun must be regretting why he accepted such a funny apprentice now!"

"No, this kind of writing must have been changed by Liu Xun's big fool. Their master and apprentice wanted to make us laugh to death!"

"Why can't the police uncle still be there, let Liu Xun and his master and apprentice toss it again, there will be many people who will die of laughter if they can't keep it safe!"

"Hey, no, Twilight Love came out, Song Xiaobao has already made it clear, Oolong is about to be punctured!".

Chapter [-] Oolong is about to be pierced! 【For subscription】

The sketch is still showing in a hilarious show, but at this point, the oolong, which has been making trouble from the beginning, is finally about to be smashed!

Several people on stage were all amused by Song Xiaobao.

Even Di Lieba smiled speechlessly: "Why is it so interesting, Xiao Song!"

She thought Song Xiaobao was joking with herself, and still thought that today's blind date was Liu Xun.

Song Xiaobao was still laughing and couldn't hold it back. He slapped Liu Xun and said with a frantic smile, "I said, big brother, didn't you put a duck on the shelves! Hohohoho!"

Liu Xun looked like he had a headache, and said, "What the heck is this, a good poem for you to read like this! You said you...!"

The audience laughed again.

"Hahaha, see, this guy Liu Xun really has a headache why he has such a disciple!"

"Liu Xun: Song Xiaobao, you are so heartless, get out of the teacher's door for me!"

"Liu Xun: If you read a good poem like this, Gorky will be alive!"

"Oh, what a pity, Goddess Fat Di hasn't reacted yet. What the hell did that twilight love mean just now? Oolong was about to be pierced!"

"Don't worry about the benefactor upstairs, the people of this mountain have a count. It's been more than ten minutes since the sketch has been performed here, and it's already at the end. Oolong will definitely be stabbed!"

On the stage, Yang Mi, the 840 matchmaker, was very embarrassed, thinking about how to help Song Xiaobao, a heartless guy.

She smiled awkwardly and said, "No, what the hell, girl! Xiao Song is so humorous, ho ho ho, optimism is always like this, haha!"

Hearing what Yang Mi said, the matchmaker Liu Xun knew that the time was almost right, thinking that he would simply stop detours and just say it!

I saw him say to Di Lieba: "I said, do you have anything to say?"

Di Lieba glanced at him, very shy, lowered his head, and said, "Nothing to say!"

Liu Xun didn't know that Di Lieba had regarded himself as the person Yang Mi introduced to her.

I saw him continue to talk about it: "If you don't have anything to say, then let's set it like this, okay?"

Di Lieba still lowered his head, his whole face was blushing, and said: "Okay!"

Upon hearing this, matchmaker Yang Mi was very surprised and said, "Agree?"

Liu Xun, who was on the side, pulled her a bit and said, "What is (that) inside... Haiyan can lend you this house for the whole meal, let's have a drink!"

Hearing this, Song Xiaobao next to him immediately looked at Liu Xun with a full face, as if you are really my big brother!

The audience laughed wildly.

"Oh, I'll go, Song Xiaobao, you heartless guy, it's Liu Xun Da Huyou, not you!"

"It's hilarious. Look at the expression on Song Xiaobao's black face, he is still thanking Liu Xun!"

"This time Oolong is definitely going to be broken, and they all said that they have eaten! I don't believe it yet!"

On the stage, Di Lieba shook his head and said, "I won't eat anymore!"

With a face full of approval, Yang Mi said, "That's right! What are you going to eat here? It's not me being rude. The two of you went out and chatted while eating. How romantic! Isn't it?"

Hearing her words, Liu Xunyi pondered that it was such a truth, so he whispered to Song Xiaobao: "Treasure it, ah!"

Song Xiaobao stood behind Yang Mi with a happy smile on his face, and nodded.

The audience laughed again!